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  17. Dialog Keplar: Ohhhh

  18. Dialog Keplar: well this is just

  19. Dialog Keplar: great.

  20. Dialog Keplar: Uh!

  21. Dialog Keplar: I knew we should have stopped

  22. Dialog Keplar: on Mars

  23. Dialog Keplar: FOR GAS!

  24. Dialog Keplar: It's fine.

  25. Dialog Keplar: We'll just have to go inside

  26. Dialog Keplar: and fill it up with that "candy" stuff

  27. Dialog Keplar: they have here.

  28. Action Notes Offscreen:*Big slurping noise.*

  29. Action Notes *More slurping noises*

  30. Dialog Steve: Ahhh. Sweet!

  31. Dialog Steve: I can fill this up while we are

    in there!
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  33. Dialog Keplar: No.

  34. Dialog Keplar: We're not stopping for a bathroom break

  35. Dialog Keplar: on the way home.

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  38. Action Notes Offscreen: *Electric Door Bell Rings*

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  57. Dialog Keplar: Okay

  58. Dialog Keplar: here it is.

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  63. Dialog Steve: HUHHH!

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  85. Dialog Keplar: Perfect.

  86. Dialog Keplar: Steve C'mon we'r-

  87. Dialog Keplar: STEVE!

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  90. Dialog Steve: What?

  91. Dialog Steve: I just wanted a little bit.

  92. Dialog Offscreen Voice: You know you have to pay for

    that right?
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  95. Dialog Cashier: Let's go kid.

  96. Dialog Cashier: WAA-

  97. Dialog Cashier: AHH!

  98. Action Notes *THUD*

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  102. Dialog Steve: Guys!?

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  108. Dialog Keplar: What was that noise?

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  111. Dialog Keplar: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

  112. Dialog Steve: Mmmm...

  113. Dialog Steve: Is he dead?

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  119. Dialog Cashier: Uhhhh...

  120. Dialog Bringon: No he's not.

  121. Dialog Bringon: Please Steve

  122. Dialog Bringon: just bring the fuel cell back to the

    ship.

  123. Dialog Bringon: We'll take care of this.

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  125. Dialog Steve: Okay.

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  133. Dialog Steve: Urrr!

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  135. Action Notes *Electric Door Bell Rings*

  136. Dialog Steve: Greetings Earthling!

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  145. Dialog Steve: How may I assist you?

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  148. Dialog Burglar: Open the register!

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  150. Dialog Steve: Huhh!

  151. Dialog Steve: Cool disguise!

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  153. Dialog Steve: Are you from sector 237 too?

  154. Dialog Burglar: No!

  155. Dialog Burglar: Isn't there

  156. Dialog Burglar: anybody else

  157. Dialog Burglar: who works here

  158. Dialog Burglar: that can,

  159. Dialog Burglar: ohh, I don't know

  160. Dialog Burglar: open the register

  161. Dialog Burglar: for me!

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  167. Dialog Steve: Yeaaa, but he's a little busy right now.

  168. Dialog Burglar: Busy?

  169. Dialog Burglar: Well I don't want him calling nobody!

  170. Dialog Steve: Relax, he won't!

  171. Dialog Steve: He doesn't even know you're here!

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  175. Action Notes *Car Alarm*

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  177. Action Notes *Car Alarm*

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  179. Action Notes *Car Alarm*

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  181. Dialog Steve: Sooo, uhhh

  182. Dialog Steve: is there anything else I can help you

    with

  183. Dialog Steve: human?

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  187. Dialog Burglar: JUST OPEN THE REGISTER!

  188. Dialog Steve: The register? Hm.

  189. Dialog Steve: What's in there?

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  194. Dialog Steve: Ohhhh

  195. Dialog Steve: human money!

  196. Dialog Burglar: Yes...

  197. Dialog Burglar: Yes,

  198. Dialog Burglar: Finally!

  199. Dialog Burglar: Hahaha!

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  201. Dialog Burglar: Now want to hand it-

  202. Dialog Burglar: What are you doing!?

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  204. Dialog Steve: Hm?

  205. Dialog Steve: Sorry,

  206. Dialog Steve: but look how cool this is!

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  208. Dialog Burglar: NOOOO!

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  214. Dialog Steve: Ahhh

  215. Dialog Steve: the fire is getting bigger,

  216. Dialog Steve: let's add the rest!

  217. Dialog Burglar: Wait.

  218. Dialog Burglar: No!

  219. Dialog Burglar: Please!

  220. Dialog Burglar: Please don't.

  221. Dialog Burglar: I'm sorry for yelling-

  222. Dialog Burglar: No don't!

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  226. Dialog Steve: Mmm, Toasty.

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  229. Dialog Burglar: BWAHH!

  230. Dialog Burglar: *growling*

  231. Dialog Burglar: *growling*

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  233. Dialog Steve: Bye friend!

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  236. Dialog Burglar: Stinkin' Cashier!

  237. Dialog Burglar: That was my good baseball bat

  238. Dialog Burglar: too.

  239. Dialog Burglar: Whatever.

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  242. Dialog Burglar: AHH!

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  244. Action Notes *Electric Door Bell Rings*

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  253. Dialog Burglar: Wahh!?

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  257. Dialog Burglar: Hey Ma.

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  259. Dialog Burglar: Yea.

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  261. Dialog Burglar: I think I'm ready

  262. Dialog Burglar: to call that therapist

  263. Dialog Burglar: you were talking about.

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  267. Dialog Cashier: Uhhh... Where am I?