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Shirley Zhu
January 02, 2025
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Shirley Zhu
January 02, 2025
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Transcript
*ears ringing*
*ears ringing*
*ears ringing*
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*Groan*
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L: “Are you Alright?”
L: “Are you Alright?”
* Dean nods*
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D: “Hey! Where are you going?”
D: “Hey! Where are you going?”
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D: “Hey, did you hear me?”
D: “Hello?”
D: “Are you-”
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L: “Woah…”
L: “Woah…”
L: “Woah…”
D: “What are you stopping…”
D: “What are you stopping… ”
D: “forrr...”
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D: “Yeahhh…”
D: “no.”
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D: “You gotta be kidding me.”
D: “You gotta be kidding me.”
D: “You gotta be kidding me.”
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*deep breath*
*deep breath*
*exhale*
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D: “Lori! Wait up!”
D: “Lori! Wait up!”
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L: “She’s HUGE!”
L: “She’s HUGE!”
L: “She’s HUGE!”
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L: “hmmm…”
L: “The texture reminds me of…”
L: “The texture reminds me of…”
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L: “Beetles?”
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*Groan*
*Groan*
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*CRASH*
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D: “Lori! Over here!”
D: “Lori! Over here!”
D: “Lori! Over here!”
D: “Lori! Over here!”
D: “Lori! Over here!”
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L: “Ahh!”
D: “I got you!”
D: “I got you!”
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*ROAR*
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*gasp!*
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*catching breath*
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L: “Ugh!”
L: “Ugh!”
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L: “almost-”
L: “almost-”
L: “there.”
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L: “here.”
L: “here.”
L: “here.”
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*rumble*
*CRASH*
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D: “GAH!”
L: “DEAN!”
L: “DEAN!”
L: “...”
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L: “Dean.”
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