Paperboy

Transcript

2. Mom: Leo?
3. The song “The Black Parade” blaring
4. Leo: When I was a young boy… Mom: LEOO!
5. Leo: My father took me into the city
6. Leo: To see a marching band
7. Leo: He said, "Son, when you grow up,
8. Leo: Would you be the savior of the broken,
9. Leo: The beaten and the damned? Mom: Leo, You forgot your helmet at the table!
10. Mom: Are you even listening to me?
11. Leo: Sometimes I get the feelin'
12. Leo: She's watchin' over me Mom: Ughhh….
13. Leo: And other times I feel like I should go
14. Leo: When through it all, the rise and fall
15. Leo: The bodies in the streets Mom: Leo, you need to be safe and wear your helmet!
16. Leo: And when you're gone, we want you all to know Mom: Leo, you need to be safe and wear your helmet!
17. Leo: We'll carry on
18. Leo: We'll carry on
19. Leo: And though you're dead and gone, believe me
20. Leo: Your memory will-
21. Mom: Leo.
24. Leo: MOM!
28. Mom: What are you doing? Messing around when you have your paper route to get to!
29. Mom: What are you doing? Messing around when you have your paper route to get to!
30. Mom: Don’t you ever want to be a REAL Paperboy?
31. Mom: Don’t you ever want to be a REAL Paperboy?
32. Mom: Look at your seniors!
34. Mom: You follow a line of paperboys in this neighborhood
35. Mom: And yet,
36. Mom: You can’t even do the bare minimum of using a helmet!
37. Mom: You are awful!
38. Leo: Me?? Awful??
41. Leo: Yoo! Mr. Velasco
42. Mr. Velasco: Hey lil Leo!
44. Mr. Velasco: OI! LEO!
45. Leo: Sorry! Almost forgot your paper!
48. Leo: Oh.
51. Leo: GAHHHH
52. Leo: Fake Paperboy??
53. Leo: I’ll show her…
54. Leo: I’ll knock everyone’s socks off with the sheer power of my throws.
55. Mr. Velasco: Good Morning,
56. Mr. Velasco (Slo-Mo): Leo-
57. Mr. Velasco (Slo-Mo): Leo-
60. Mr. Velasco: This little…
63. Mr. Velasco: Leader? We have an issue…
64. Neighbor 1: hello Leo- OOF!
65. Neighbor 2: Leo. Whats up!--
66. Dog Barking
67. Neighbor 3: Oh Leo, Gracie is here to greet you! Leo: AHHHH
68. Neighbor 3: Have a good day Leo!
69. Panting
70. Panting
72. Leo: Hahh… safe.
74. Paper Gang (In unison): Hello, Leo.
75. Leo: What the…
77. Frat-boy: We are here to help you.
78. Frat-boy: It’s seems like your skills are not up to snuff!
79. Frat-boy: It’s seems like your skills are not up to snuff!
80. Frat-boy: With the help of alumni ‘07
82. Frat-boy: ‘97..
83. Leo: Mr. Velasco???
84. Frat-boy: 87’
86. Frat-boy: and ME, ‘17
87. Frat-boy: WE WILL
88. Frat-boy: MAKE YOU A REAL PAPERBOY!
90. Frat-boy: what…
92. Frat-boy: NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW
93. Frat-boy: You have to LOOK! And what you’re throwing at!
94. Frat-boy: Check. This.
96. Frat-boy: First, find the target!
97. Frat-boy: Aim… Neighbor: Oh! Long time no see Ryan!
98. Frat-boy: AND THROW Neighbor: Whoa! Thanks!
100. Leo: ummm..
101. Business-boy: Ok Leo, here’s the real strat…
102. Business-boy: Ok Leo, here’s the real strat…
103. Business-boy: It’s all in the flick of the wrist,
104. Business-boy: you have to get good technique!
105. Business-boy: See, like this!
106. Leo: Dude, let go of me!
107. Frat-boy: Nonono! That’s sooo wrong.
108. Frat-boy: It’s in the accuracy! Business -boy: NO! The technique!
109. Leo: LET GO OF ME!
110. Leo: I get it now!
111. Martha: oh hey, boys! Leo: AHHHH–
112. Martha: wow, all the paper boys are here!
113. Martha: Leo…
114. Martha: Ryan…Dean…Velasco…Herbert… and Walter!
115. Leo: Walter?
116. Frat-Boy (Dean): UGH, Walter.
117. Motor-boy (Walter): Walter reporting for duty!!
118. Motor-boy (Walter): See Leo, the key is speed.
119. Motor-boy (Walter): The faster you get the route done, the faster everyone gets news!
120. Leo: Sorry Martha!
121. Frat-boy: Wow, you did it! Here’s some crit tho… you didn’t look hard enough at-
122. Leo: STOP, I GOT IT NOW
127. Neighbor: Sammy, have a good day at school Sammy: Thanks mom!
128. Motor-Boy (Walter): NYAHAHAHA
131. Leo: Sorry Sam!
135. Walter: Wow, you caught up to me!
136. Motor-Boy (Walter): But look! My decades of experience will always outnumber yours! YOU FAIL!
137. LEO: WHAT???
138. LEO: DID YOU SEE ALL OF THE PAPERS I JUST DID, YOU-
139. Motor-Boy (Walter) : GAHHH, I DID MORE BACK IN MY DAY.
140. Motor-Boy (Walter): WOOOO!
144. Leo: Holy...
148. Leo: Whew.
149. Frat-Boy (Dean): Ohhhh Leoooo!
155. Leo: guhhh…
156. Mr. Velasco: Oh! sorry Leo!
158. Ambulance Sirens