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Horse In A Bar

Kat Darwich
November 30, 2024
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Horse In A Bar

Your average horse in a bar joke, but with a little twist.

Kat Darwich

November 30, 2024
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Transcript

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  20. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 20 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Hey

    there cutie--" horse Page 20/121

  21. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 21 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--what's

    a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?" horse Page 21/121

  22. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 22 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--what's

    a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?" horse Page 22/121

  23. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 23 Duration 01:00 Action Notes

    CJ chuckles at his own joke. horse Page 23/121

  24. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 24 Duration 01:00 horse Page

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  25. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 25 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I

    hate the funny ones." horse Page 25/121

  26. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 26 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Well

    damn, I didn't know it was a crime around here to be a little silly." horse Page 26/121

  27. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 27 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Look

    stranger, I don't get paid extra to listen to your stand up routine." horse Page 27/121

  28. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 28 Duration 01:00 Dialog "So

    you gonna order something, or what?" horse Page 28/121

  29. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 29 Duration 01:00 Dialog CJ:

    "A cold Bowser Beer. Please." horse Page 29/121

  30. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 30 Duration 01:00 Dialog "See?

    That's all I needed." horse Page 30/121

  31. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 31 Duration 01:00 Dialog "No

    bad jokes--" horse Page 31/121

  32. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 32 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--no

    awkward comedy skits--" horse Page 32/121

  33. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 33 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--nada."

    horse Page 33/121

  34. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 34 Duration 01:00 Dialog "A

    simple, 'no thanks' would suffice." horse Page 34/121

  35. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 35 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    for the record--" horse Page 35/121

  36. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 36 Duration 01:00 Dialog --you

    shouldn't treat paying customers like crap." horse Page 36/121

  37. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 37 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Just

    a helpful tip." horse Page 37/121

  38. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 38 Duration 01:00 Dialog "You

    know what, I don't like your attitude man." horse Page 38/121

  39. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 39 Duration 01:00 Dialog "So

    just pay for your beer and get the hell out of here." horse Page 39/121

  40. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 40 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Oh?"

    horse Page 40/121

  41. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 41 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Well

    you know what--" horse Page 41/121

  42. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 42 Duration 01:00 Dialog "You

    think you can be rude to me and I'm just gonna tolerate it?" horse Page 42/121

  43. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 43 Duration 01:00 Dialog "How

    about you shut up and just let me drink my beer!" horse Page 43/121

  44. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 44 Duration 01:00 Dialog *incoherent

    yelling at each other* horse Page 44/121

  45. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 45 Duration 01:00 Dialog *incoherent

    yelling at each other* horse Page 45/121

  46. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 46 Duration 01:00 Dialog *incoherent

    yelling at each other* horse Page 46/121

  47. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 47 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Excuse

    me--" horse Page 47/121

  48. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 48 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--is

    this guy bothering you Jackie?" horse Page 48/121

  49. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 49 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Who

    the hell are you?" horse Page 49/121

  50. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 50 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Who

    the hell are you?" horse Page 50/121

  51. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 51 Duration 01:00 horse Page

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  52. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 52 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I'm

    Murray. And I'm the security around here." horse Page 52/121

  53. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 53 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Murray

    from security huh?" horse Page 53/121

  54. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 54 Duration 01:00 Dialog In

    mild disbelief: "Are you...are you actually a horse?" horse Page 54/121

  55. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 55 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Or

    is this just some freaky costume you're wearing for fun?" horse Page 55/121

  56. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 56 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Feels

    real to me." horse Page 56/121

  57. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 57 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Feels

    real to me." horse Page 57/121

  58. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 58 Duration 01:00 horse Page

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  59. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 59 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Alright

    bud, petting zoo's closed. It's about time you hit the road." horse Page 59/121

  60. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 60 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Or

    what, you're gonna make me-- horse Page 60/121

  61. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 61 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--REIGN

    it in?" horse Page 61/121

  62. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 62 Duration 01:00 Dialog *laughs

    loudly* horse Page 62/121

  63. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 63 Duration 01:00 Dialog *laughs

    loudly* horse Page 63/121

  64. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 64 Duration 01:00 Dialog *laughs

    loudly* horse Page 64/121

  65. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 65 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Heheheooohh,

    comedy gold." horse Page 65/121

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  70. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 70 Duration 01:00 Dialog "That's

    strike one." horse Page 70/121

  71. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 71 Duration 01:00 Dialog What,

    can't take a little joke? horse Page 71/121

  72. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 72 Duration 01:00 Dialog *Silence*

    CJ: Hmm. horse Page 72/121

  73. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 73 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 73/121

  74. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 74 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 74/121

  75. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 75 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 75/121

  76. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 76 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 76/121

  77. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 77 Duration 01:00 horse Page

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  78. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 78 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    maybe YOU should get off your--" horse Page 78/121

  79. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 79 Duration 01:00 Dialog "HIGH

    HORSE!" horse Page 79/121

  80. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 80 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Strike

    two buddy. Wanna go for three?" horse Page 80/121

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  82. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 82 Duration 01:00 Dialog Hmm

    mmm hmm horse Page 82/121

  83. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 83 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Tell

    me if you've heard this one before." horse Page 83/121

  84. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 84 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Tell

    me if you've heard this one before--" horse Page 84/121

  85. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 85 Duration 01:00 Dialog A

    horse walks into a bar-- horse Page 85/121

  86. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 86 Duration 01:00 Dialog A

    horse walks into a bar-- horse Page 86/121

  87. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 87 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    a bartender says--" horse Page 87/121

  88. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 88 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    a bartender says--" horse Page 88/121

  89. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 89 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--Why

    the long face?" horse Page 89/121

  90. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 90 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--Why

    the long face?" horse Page 90/121

  91. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 91 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--Why

    the long face?" horse Page 91/121

  92. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 92 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--Why

    the long face?" horse Page 92/121

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    Bottle falls and crashes, spilling beer all over the place horse Page 96/121

  97. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 97 Duration 01:00 Dialog What

    the-- horse Page 97/121

  98. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 98 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    that's strike three." horse Page 98/121

  99. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 99 Duration 01:00 Dialog Murray

    off screen: "It's closing time for you." horse Page 99/121

  100. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 100 Duration 01:00 Dialog Murray

    off screen: "It's closing time for you." horse Page 100/121

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  102. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 102 Duration 01:00 Dialog "It's

    closing time for you." horse Page 102/121

  103. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 103 Duration 01:00 Dialog "It's

    closing time for you." horse Page 103/121

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  107. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 107 Duration 01:00 Dialog *low

    groan when bartender taps his arm* horse Page 107/121

  108. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 108 Duration 01:00 Dialog Oh

    crap! You really nailed him this time Murray. Got the hoof print and EVERYTHING. horse Page 108/121

  109. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 109 Duration 01:00 Dialog Just

    doin' my job. horse Page 109/121

  110. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 110 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I

    told you the funny ones are the worst." "No kiddin'. This one was just asking to get smacked." horse Page 110/121

  111. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 111 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Do

    you mind taking care of this garbage while I clean up the spilled beer?" "On it." horse Page 111/121

  112. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 112 Duration 01:00 Dialog Go

    team! horse Page 112/121

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