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Clarisa Berrios
August 17, 2021
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Dating and Dental Work (second rough)
tweaked some things
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August 17, 2021
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Transcript
Dating and Dental Work Duration: 00:01:05:23 Date: August 17 2021
None
Dialog Sally: Okay!
Dialog S: Are you ready for your cleaning?
Dialog Patient: err..
Dialog P: sure?
None
Dialog Megan: Hey Sally.
None
Dialog S: Oh! What's up Meg!
Dialog S: How did your date go last night?
Dialog M: Not so great...
Dialog I'm still trying to process it.
Dialog Do you want to talk about it?
Dialog Yea...sure...
Dialog M: So
Dialog M: we met up for dinner last night, right?
and-
Dialog S: Is this the guy obsessed with Japanese mobile
games?
Dialog M: No no,
Dialog M: it was the ex-juggalo.
Dialog M: so the date starts out okay.
Dialog This is third time we've seen each other.
Dialog M: Now that i'm thinking about it...
Dialog M: I wasn't really into him
Dialog M: I guess I was just bored
None
Dialog M: Everything was going fine...
None
Dialog M: And then he pulled out this sketch book
paper
Dialog M: and it was this drawing of me as
a meme?
None
Dialog S: That's...interesting.
None
None
Dialog S: please stop struggling.
Dialog M: And THEN he started talk about his ex...
Dialog "She almost stabbed me with a steak knife!"
None
Dialog P: GAAAAAHH
None
Dialog S: Oh!
Dialog M: Whoah!
Dialog M: Someone's gonna slip on that.
Dialog M: Anyway. The date's not going well at this
point.
Dialog M: I've already made up my mind to stop
talking to him after this
Dialog M: But I'm enjoying my steak, So I thought
I could grin and bear it
Dialog M: Oh! but then! Get this...
Dialog M: He said "The doctors prescribed me a pill
because..
Dialog " 12 inches is illegal"
None
Dialog P: Please tell me you left after that
Dialog M: Yea...I didn't even wait for the check.
Dialog M: ...or for my leftovers to be packed.
Dialog M: I'm just so tired of dating.
Dialog S: Why don't you give it a break?
Dialog S: it seems more trouble than it's worth ya
know?
Dialog M: I guess...
Dialog M: I don't want to be lonely
Dialog S: Look. you and I could have some fun!
Dialog S: Night out in town, get some drinks, play
ping pong at that one bar?
Dialog M: That does sound nice!
Dialog S: Yay! I'm so excited
Dialog M: Let's meet up at your place after work!
Dialog S: Okay! So you have four cavities, wanna get
them filled?
Dialog M: AH
Dialog I'm leaving.
Dialog S: That's fair