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James Hanpadungvongs
June 14, 2023
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Dysfunctional Dam
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James Hanpadungvongs
June 14, 2023
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Dialog
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…
Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.
Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.
Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.
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Action Notes He points to a gob of mud in
the ceiling.
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Dialog BEAVER: When we got married...
Dialog BEAVER cont: ...you said that you would convert,
Dialog BEAVER cont: that we would raise our kids in
the beaver way…
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Dialog BEAVER cont: …but look at you. You lay around
the dam all day long.
Dialog BEAVER cont: …but look at you.
Dialog BEAVER cont: You lay around the dam all day
long.
Dialog BEAVER cont: You lay around the dam all day
long.
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Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.
Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.
Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.
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Dialog BEAVER cont: You donʼt do anything.
Dialog BEAVER cont: You donʼt do anything.
Dialog BEAVER: And youʼre out all night long with your...
Dialog BEAVER cont: And youʼre out all night long with
your...
Dialog BEAVER cont: ...debased deprived debauchery.
Dialog BEAVER cont: ...debased deprived debauchery.
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Dialog BEAVER: My mother was right about you.
Dialog BEAVER: My mother was right about you.
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Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…
Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…
Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…
Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…
Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…
Dialog RACCOON cont: …what do you want from me?
Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love
with me, because I was different…
Dialog RACCOON cont: I can't change the way I'm hotwired.
Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love
with me,
Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love
with me,
Dialog RACCOON cont: because I was different…
Dialog BEAVER: That was then...
Dialog BEAVER cont : ...and this is now. Itʼs time
for you to grow up
Dialog BEAVER cont: and take on more of this responsibility.
Dialog BEAVER cont: This family wonʼt raise itself.
Dialog
Dialog RACCOON: Cʼmon,
Dialog RACCOON cont: the kids are fine!
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Dialog BEAVER: Joey has rabies
Dialog BEAVER: Joey has rabies
Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where
she eats.
Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where
she eats.
Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where
she eats.
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!
Dialog BEAVER cont: They need a father!
Dialog RACCOON: They donʼt need a father... theyʼve got a
father!
Dialog RACCOON: They donʼt need a father... theyʼve got a
father!
Dialog RACCOON cont: Me!
Dialog RACCOON cont: Whaddya want?!
Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.
Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.
Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.
Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French
fries,
Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French
fries,
Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French
fries,
Dialog RACCOON cont: an almost full bag of Cheetos,
Dialog RACCOON cont: and a half eaten Ding Dong last
night?
Dialog RACCOON cont: and a half eaten Ding Dong last
night?
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Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on
the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.
Dialog RACCOON: From my old man, that wouldʼve been a
great haul…
Dialog RACCOON: From my old man, that wouldʼve been a
great haul…
Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,
Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,
Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,
Dialog BEAVER ...
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Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.
Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.
Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.
Dialog BEAVER cont: These kids need wood.
Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.
Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.
Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)
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Dialog RACCOON: Fine…
Dialog RACCOON cont: I could use some air anyways.
Dialog RACCOON cont: I could use some air anyways.
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Dialog RACCOON: I wonʼt come back without wood.
Dialog RACCOON I wonʼt come back without wood.
Dialog RACCOON I wonʼt come back without wood.
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Dialog BEAVER (to herself) Thatʼs how I got into this
mess.
Dialog BEAVER (to herself) Thatʼs how I got into this
mess.
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