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Dysfunctional Dam

James Hanpadungvongs
June 14, 2023
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Dysfunctional Dam

Storyboards from a prewritten script sample.

James Hanpadungvongs

June 14, 2023
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Transcript

  1. None
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  8. Dialog

  9. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  10. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  11. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  12. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  13. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  14. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  15. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  16. Dialog RACCOON: Whaddya mean I donʼt do my fair share…

  17. Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.

  18. Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.

  19. Dialog RACCOON cont: …look I patched the leak.

  20. None

  21. Action Notes He points to a gob of mud in

    the ceiling.
  22. None
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  25. Dialog BEAVER: When we got married...

  26. Dialog BEAVER cont: ...you said that you would convert,

  27. Dialog BEAVER cont: that we would raise our kids in

    the beaver way…
  28. None

  29. Dialog BEAVER cont: …but look at you. You lay around

    the dam all day long.

  30. Dialog BEAVER cont: …but look at you.

  31. Dialog BEAVER cont: You lay around the dam all day

    long.

  32. Dialog BEAVER cont: You lay around the dam all day

    long.
  33. None
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  36. Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.

  37. Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.

  38. Dialog BEAVER: You donʼt build. You donʼt maintain.

  39. None
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  41. Dialog BEAVER cont: You donʼt do anything.

  42. Dialog BEAVER cont: You donʼt do anything.

  43. Dialog BEAVER: And youʼre out all night long with your...

  44. Dialog BEAVER cont: And youʼre out all night long with

    your...

  45. Dialog BEAVER cont: ...debased deprived debauchery.

  46. Dialog BEAVER cont: ...debased deprived debauchery.

  47. None

  48. Dialog BEAVER: My mother was right about you.

  49. Dialog BEAVER: My mother was right about you.

  50. None

  51. Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…

  52. Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…

  53. Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…

  54. Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…

  55. Dialog RACCOON: Beverly, look, Iʼm nocturnal…

  56. Dialog RACCOON cont: …what do you want from me?

  57. Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love

    with me, because I was different…

  58. Dialog RACCOON cont: I can't change the way I'm hotwired.

  59. Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love

    with me,

  60. Dialog RACCOON cont: Remember, thatʼs why you fell in love

    with me,

  61. Dialog RACCOON cont: because I was different…

  62. Dialog BEAVER: That was then...

  63. Dialog BEAVER cont : ...and this is now. Itʼs time

    for you to grow up

  64. Dialog BEAVER cont: and take on more of this responsibility.

  65. Dialog BEAVER cont: This family wonʼt raise itself.

  66. Dialog

  67. Dialog RACCOON: Cʼmon,

  68. Dialog RACCOON cont: the kids are fine!

  69. None
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  71. Dialog BEAVER: Joey has rabies

  72. Dialog BEAVER: Joey has rabies

  73. Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where

    she eats.

  74. Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where

    she eats.

  75. Dialog BEAVER cont: and little Meagan wonʼt stop defecating where

    she eats.

  76. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  77. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  78. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  79. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  80. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  81. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  82. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  83. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  84. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  85. Dialog BEAVER cont: They arenʼt normal kids!

  86. Dialog BEAVER cont: They need a father!

  87. Dialog RACCOON: They donʼt need a father... theyʼve got a

    father!

  88. Dialog RACCOON: They donʼt need a father... theyʼve got a

    father!

  89. Dialog RACCOON cont: Me!

  90. Dialog RACCOON cont: Whaddya want?!

  91. Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.

  92. Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.

  93. Dialog RACCOON cont: I go out... I earn.

  94. Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French

    fries,

  95. Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French

    fries,

  96. Dialog RACCOON cont: Did I not bring back six French

    fries,

  97. Dialog RACCOON cont: an almost full bag of Cheetos,

  98. Dialog RACCOON cont: and a half eaten Ding Dong last

    night?

  99. Dialog RACCOON cont: and a half eaten Ding Dong last

    night?
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  104. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  105. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  106. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  107. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  108. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  109. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  110. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  111. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  112. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  113. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  114. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  115. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  116. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  117. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  118. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  119. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  120. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  121. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  122. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  123. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  124. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  125. Action Notes CUT to the pile of garbage food on

    the table. The Ding Dong has a needle stuck in it.

  126. Dialog RACCOON: From my old man, that wouldʼve been a

    great haul…

  127. Dialog RACCOON: From my old man, that wouldʼve been a

    great haul…

  128. Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,

  129. Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,

  130. Dialog BEAVER: Great haul for a Raccoon, sure,

  131. Dialog BEAVER ...

  132. None

  133. Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.

  134. Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.

  135. Dialog BEAVER cont: ... but not for beavers.

  136. Dialog BEAVER cont: These kids need wood.

  137. Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.

  138. Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.

  139. Dialog BEAVER cont: Good Wood.

  140. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  141. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  142. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  143. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  144. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  145. Dialog MEAGAN/JOEY: Good wood…good wood…good wood…/ (snarling snapping sounds)

  146. Dialog

  147. Dialog

  148. Dialog RACCOON: Fine…

  149. Dialog RACCOON cont: I could use some air anyways.

  150. Dialog RACCOON cont: I could use some air anyways.

  151. None

  152. Dialog RACCOON: I wonʼt come back without wood.

  153. Dialog RACCOON I wonʼt come back without wood.

  154. Dialog RACCOON I wonʼt come back without wood.

  155. None
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  161. Dialog

  162. Dialog BEAVER (to herself) Thatʼs how I got into this

    mess.

  163. Dialog BEAVER (to herself) Thatʼs how I got into this

    mess.
  164. None
  165. None

  166. Dialog

  167. Dialog

  168. Dialog

  169. Dialog

  170. Dialog

  171. Dialog

  172. None

  173. Dialog