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Uncle Grandpa: Back to the Library

Uncle Grandpa: Back to the Library

Act 2 and 3 Excerpt from a UG episode I wrote and boarded with Andy Gonsalves.

Jason Reicher

May 17, 2023
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  1. Scene 052 Duration 50:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    'least it's still on time!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 192/801
  2. Scene 052 Duration 50:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Now let's go back to the library! Back_to_the_Library Page 193/801
  3. Scene 053 Duration 20:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog MG:

    DAAH! Back_to_the_Library Page 197/801
  4. Scene 054 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1+2:

    *running sounds Back_to_the_Library Page 209/801
  5. Scene 054 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 12 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    I gotta see this. Back_to_the_Library Page 212/801
  6. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Return..... Return!!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 216/801
  7. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Return!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 219/801
  8. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    RETURN RETURN Back_to_the_Library Page 220/801
  9. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    RETUUUURRRNNNNN!!!!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 221/801
  10. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 8 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    *out of breath. UG1: *continues* Back_to_the_Library Page 222/801
  11. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    *continues* RETUUUURRRNNNNN!!!!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 223/801
  12. Scene 055 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 11 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    We'd like to return this. Back_to_the_Library Page 225/801
  13. Scene 057 Duration 15:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Uncle Grandpas, Back_to_the_Library Page 233/801
  14. Scene 057 Duration 15:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Our late fee problem is solved. Back_to_the_Library Page 234/801
  15. Scene 058 Duration 45:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog Librarian:

    I'm afraid this book is damaged. Back_to_the_Library Page 241/801
  16. Scene 058 Duration 45:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog Librarian:

    That'll be twelve dollars. Back_to_the_Library Page 243/801
  17. Scene 059 Duration 35:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    *gasp Back_to_the_Library Page 244/801
  18. Scene 059 Duration 35:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    TWELVE DOLLARS!?? Back_to_the_Library Page 246/801
  19. Scene 059 Duration 35:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    It would have been twelve CENTS ifYOU hadn't ripped it! Back_to_the_Library Page 248/801
  20. Scene 059 Duration 35:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    Well maybe YOU should have turned it in on time in the first place! Back_to_the_Library Page 249/801
  21. Scene 059 Duration 35:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    YEAH Back_to_the_Library Page 250/801
  22. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1,2+3:

    *walla argument" Back_to_the_Library Page 251/801
  23. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1,2+3:

    *walla argument" Back_to_the_Library Page 252/801
  24. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    Who are you? Back_to_the_Library Page 257/801
  25. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 8 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    I'm you's three. Back_to_the_Library Page 258/801
  26. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    From the future. Back_to_the_Library Page 260/801
  27. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 11 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    HOLD ON A SEC Back_to_the_Library Page 261/801
  28. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 12 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    If you're me, Back_to_the_Library Page 262/801
  29. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 13 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    and he's me.. Back_to_the_Library Page 263/801
  30. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 15 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Who the heck is this guy? Back_to_the_Library Page 265/801
  31. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 17 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Oh ok. Back_to_the_Library Page 267/801
  32. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 18 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    Listen- The only way we can solve this problem is if we go back in time, and stop ourself from EVER checking that book out in the first place. Back_to_the_Library Page 268/801
  33. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 19 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Ok. (matter of fact read) Back_to_the_Library Page 269/801
  34. Scene 060 Duration 02:10:00 Panel 20 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Ok. (matter of fact read) Back_to_the_Library Page 270/801
  35. Scene 063 Duration 30:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Huh? Back_to_the_Library Page 280/801
  36. Scene 064 Duration 35:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Little Ducky's Farm.. Back_to_the_Library Page 286/801
  37. Scene 064 Duration 35:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    DAHAHA! Back_to_the_Library Page 287/801
  38. Scene 064 Duration 35:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    I am SO gunna check this one out! Back_to_the_Library Page 288/801
  39. Scene 064 Duration 35:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    (off screen) Oh no you aint! Back_to_the_Library Page 291/801
  40. Scene 065 Duration 10:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    GET HIM! Back_to_the_Library Page 293/801
  41. Scene 066 Duration 45:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *running sounds Back_to_the_Library Page 296/801
  42. Scene 066 Duration 45:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    Grandpa's- Split! Back_to_the_Library Page 298/801
  43. Scene 066 Duration 45:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog All

    UG's: *running sounds Back_to_the_Library Page 299/801
  44. Scene 067 Duration 40:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *Running sounds Back_to_the_Library Page 303/801
  45. Scene 067 Duration 40:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    WOAAH Back_to_the_Library Page 308/801
  46. Scene 069 Duration 01:15:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *out of breath Back_to_the_Library Page 317/801
  47. Scene 069 Duration 01:15:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    Hand over that book! Back_to_the_Library Page 323/801
  48. Scene 069 Duration 01:15:00 Panel 13 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *leap effort Back_to_the_Library Page 326/801
  49. Scene 071 Duration 20:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    Gimme that book! Back_to_the_Library Page 335/801
  50. Scene 073 Duration 20:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    YEEEOOOOWCHHH!! *yells as he falls off the ladder Back_to_the_Library Page 342/801
  51. Scene 074 Duration 15:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    AHHHHHHHH Back_to_the_Library Page 345/801
  52. Scene 075 Duration 40:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    (offscreen) *OOOOF Back_to_the_Library Page 348/801
  53. Scene 075 Duration 40:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    uhhhhgghh Back_to_the_Library Page 350/801
  54. Scene 075 Duration 40:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Sorry. Back_to_the_Library Page 351/801
  55. Scene 075 Duration 40:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *running Back_to_the_Library Page 354/801
  56. Scene 075 Duration 40:00 Panel 8 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *running Back_to_the_Library Page 355/801
  57. Scene 076 Duration 35:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *leap sound Back_to_the_Library Page 359/801
  58. Scene 077 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 13 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    Give us the book! Back_to_the_Library Page 375/801
  59. Scene 077 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 14 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    Give us the book! Back_to_the_Library Page 376/801
  60. Scene 081 Duration 20:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    YAAAHH!!!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 402/801
  61. Scene 083 Duration 30:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *gasp! Back_to_the_Library Page 414/801
  62. Scene 085 Duration 45:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Lil' Ducky! Back_to_the_Library Page 429/801
  63. Scene 088 Duration 25:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *grunt Back_to_the_Library Page 440/801
  64. Scene 090 Duration 15:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *Yells Back_to_the_Library Page 444/801
  65. Scene 091 Duration 25:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *oof Back_to_the_Library Page 449/801
  66. Scene 093 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Where are you Lil' Ducky?? Back_to_the_Library Page 469/801
  67. Scene 093 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Where are you Lil' Ducky?? Back_to_the_Library Page 470/801
  68. Scene 094 Duration 30:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Oh cool! Laser beams! Back_to_the_Library Page 479/801
  69. Scene 094 Duration 30:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Oh no! Laser Beams! Back_to_the_Library Page 483/801
  70. Scene 096 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *Dodging laser grunts Back_to_the_Library Page 489/801
  71. Scene 096 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    (offscreen) Give us the book! Back_to_the_Library Page 496/801
  72. Scene 096 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 11 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *Searching for book (heavy breathing) Back_to_the_Library Page 497/801
  73. Scene 096 Duration 01:10:00 Panel 14 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *Searching for book (heavy breathing) Back_to_the_Library Page 500/801
  74. Scene 097 Duration 30:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Nope.. Back_to_the_Library Page 506/801
  75. Scene 098 Duration 10:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Dang. Back_to_the_Library Page 508/801
  76. Scene 099 Duration 20:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Lil' Ducky? Back_to_the_Library Page 510/801
  77. Scene 099 Duration 20:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Lil' Ducky? Back_to_the_Library Page 512/801
  78. Scene 100 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    Good thing we're wearing helmets. Back_to_the_Library Page 517/801
  79. Scene 100 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    *big oof impact Back_to_the_Library Page 518/801
  80. Scene 101 Duration 55:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Nope.. Back_to_the_Library Page 526/801
  81. Scene 101 Duration 55:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    Nope.. Back_to_the_Library Page 529/801
  82. Scene 102 Duration 40:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *lifting heavy book effort Back_to_the_Library Page 536/801
  83. Scene 102 Duration 40:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Nope Back_to_the_Library Page 537/801
  84. Scene 102 Duration 40:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *lifting and dropping heavy book effort Back_to_the_Library Page 540/801
  85. Scene 103 Duration 55:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    AHHH Back_to_the_Library Page 552/801
  86. Scene 103 Duration 55:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    *OOOF Back_to_the_Library Page 553/801
  87. Scene 104 Duration 30:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Reading is a powerful tool. Back_to_the_Library Page 557/801
  88. Scene 104 Duration 30:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    There you are! Back_to_the_Library Page 560/801
  89. Scene 105 Duration 50:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *childish laughter Back_to_the_Library Page 561/801
  90. Scene 107 Duration 20:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    I'd like to check out this boo- Back_to_the_Library Page 578/801
  91. Scene 107 Duration 20:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *oof* impact sound as UG gets pulled off screen Read "book" as Boo- OOOooohhh!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 579/801
  92. Scene 108 Duration 30:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    Not so fast! Back_to_the_Library Page 583/801
  93. Scene 109 Duration 15:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    OOF Back_to_the_Library Page 589/801
  94. Scene 111 Duration 20:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    *oof! Back_to_the_Library Page 595/801
  95. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Give it back! Back_to_the_Library Page 602/801
  96. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 21 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *grunt from lifting heavy sword over his head Back_to_the_Library Page 618/801
  97. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 25 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *swing sword effort sound Back_to_the_Library Page 622/801
  98. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 40 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    ..Oops. Back_to_the_Library Page 637/801
  99. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 50 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1+UG2:

    *childish laughter Back_to_the_Library Page 647/801
  100. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 51 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1+UG2:

    *childish laughter Back_to_the_Library Page 648/801
  101. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 52 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1+UG2:

    *childish laughter Back_to_the_Library Page 649/801
  102. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 53 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1+UG2:

    *childish laughter Back_to_the_Library Page 650/801
  103. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 62 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    Just trust me- Don't check out that book! Back_to_the_Library Page 659/801
  104. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 64 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Nobody tells me what to do! Back_to_the_Library Page 661/801
  105. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 66 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:*

    AHHHH!! Back_to_the_Library Page 663/801
  106. Scene 112 Duration 05:55:00 Panel 71 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Especially me. Back_to_the_Library Page 668/801
  107. Scene 113 Duration 35:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    *impact oof Back_to_the_Library Page 671/801
  108. Scene 116 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    I'd like to check this out Back_to_the_Library Page 694/801
  109. Scene 116 Duration 01:00:00 Panel 12 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG6:

    Uncle Grandpa! The other Grandpas were right and I can prove it! Back_to_the_Library Page 700/801
  110. Scene 117 Duration 35:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG6:

    This is video from the future showing what happens when you check out that book and don't return it on time! Back_to_the_Library Page 702/801
  111. Scene 117 Duration 35:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog Librarian

    (on video): This book is a week overdue. The late fee is twelve cents. Back_to_the_Library Page 705/801
  112. Scene 117 Duration 35:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    *Gasp! Back_to_the_Library Page 707/801
  113. Scene 118 Duration 01:05:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    TWELVE CENTS!? Back_to_the_Library Page 709/801
  114. Scene 118 Duration 01:05:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    uuuhhh Back_to_the_Library Page 710/801
  115. Scene 118 Duration 01:05:00 Panel 11 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Thanks for warning me, guys. Back_to_the_Library Page 718/801
  116. Scene 118 Duration 01:05:00 Panel 12 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Thanks for warning me, guys. Back_to_the_Library Page 719/801
  117. Scene 118 Duration 01:05:00 Panel 13 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    I know exactly where that book belongs.. Back_to_the_Library Page 720/801
  118. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    ..in.. Back_to_the_Library Page 725/801
  119. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    ...the trash. Back_to_the_Library Page 726/801
  120. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    ...the trash. Back_to_the_Library Page 727/801
  121. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *chews on a burger Back_to_the_Library Page 730/801
  122. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 12 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG:

    *finishes burger Back_to_the_Library Page 732/801
  123. Scene 119 Duration 01:25:00 Panel 17 Duration 05:00 Dialog Librarian:

    *loud sigh Back_to_the_Library Page 737/801
  124. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 1 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG1:

    Well, there?s one thing we can all agree on.. Back_to_the_Library Page 739/801
  125. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 2 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    We are never setting foot in that library? Back_to_the_Library Page 740/801
  126. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 3 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG2:

    We are never setting foot in that library? Back_to_the_Library Page 741/801
  127. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 4 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG3:

    ever again! Back_to_the_Library Page 742/801
  128. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 5 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG4:

    You can say that again, Uncle Grandpa. Back_to_the_Library Page 743/801
  129. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 6 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG5:

    Well there?s one thing we can all agree on? Back_to_the_Library Page 744/801
  130. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 7 Duration 05:00 Dialog UG6:

    (Yells) We are never setting foot in that library ever again! Back_to_the_Library Page 745/801
  131. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 8 Duration 05:00 Dialog MG:

    Hay yall, Back_to_the_Library Page 746/801
  132. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 9 Duration 05:00 Dialog MG:

    I'ma head over to the library to check out a book. Back_to_the_Library Page 747/801
  133. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 10 Duration 05:00 Dialog MG:

    You guys wanna come? Back_to_the_Library Page 748/801
  134. Scene 121 Duration 55:00 Panel 11 Duration 05:00 Dialog all

    6 Ug's: OKAY!!!! Back_to_the_Library Page 749/801