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kat g morris
September 21, 2025
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kat g morris
September 21, 2025
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Transcript
(RADIO) This is 101.9
on The Peak!
with special guests, "your neighbour's favourite murder!"
Thanks for having us!
This case is peculiar, as the killer
first infiltrates a victim's place
of employment
before ever
making contact.
And what's even more wild is,
every victim was found accompanied by a single, golden button.
<CLICK>
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WW "good morning"
WW "good morning"
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<DING!>
<ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN>
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<KEYBOARD CLANKING>
<MONITOR FEEDBACK>
(over monitor) Shelley, please report to the boss' office
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<CLICK CLACK>
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<CLICK CLACK>
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<ERROR BEEP>
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Hey boss, you called?
Hey Shelley, take a seat!
I just wanted to tell you what a great job
you've-
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are you alright?
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Oh hey Perry!
He's the best in town!
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ha!
you've already met I see
oh.. are you sure you're feeling ok?
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What's going on?
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<SCREECH!>
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<SQUEAK SQUEAK>
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