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Window Washer

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September 21, 2025
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Window Washer

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Transcript

  1. (RADIO) This is 101.9

  2. on The Peak!

  3. with special guests, "your neighbour's favourite murder!"

  4. Thanks for having us!

  5. This case is peculiar, as the killer

  6. first infiltrates a victim's place

  7. of employment

  8. before ever

  9. making contact.

  10. And what's even more wild is,

  11. every victim was found accompanied by a single, golden button.

  12. <CLICK>

  13. None
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  15. <CLICK>

  16. None
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  20. WW "good morning"

  21. WW "good morning"

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  29. <DING!>

  30. <ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN>

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  39. <KEYBOARD CLANKING>

  40. <MONITOR FEEDBACK>

  41. (over monitor) Shelley, please report to the boss' office

  42. None
  43. None

  44. <CLICK CLACK>

  45. <CLICK CLACK>

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  52. <CLICK CLACK>

  53. <CLICK CLACK>

  54. <ERROR BEEP>

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  67. Hey boss, you called?

  68. Hey Shelley, take a seat!

  69. I just wanted to tell you what a great job

    you've-
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  79. are you alright?

  80. None

  81. Oh hey Perry!

  82. He's the best in town!

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  87. None

  88. ha!

  89. you've already met I see

  90. oh.. are you sure you're feeling ok?

  91. None

  92. What's going on?

  93. None
  94. None

  95. <SCREECH!>

  96. <SCREECH!>

  97. <SCREECH!>

  98. None

  99. <SQUEAK SQUEAK>

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