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Annie Han
January 05, 2025
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Head of the River
Annie Han
January 05, 2025
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Transcript
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SFX: machine whirring
SFX: machine whirring
SFX: machine whirring
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Wha-?
ANNIE!
Mornin coach!
What time do we start?
What time do we start?
Tomorrow?!
This is Sunday!
I said if I ever caught you in here unsupervised
again-
But you're here now coach!
But you're here now coach!
Annie this is serious!
Our equipment's dangerous
I have a duty of care!
But no one's hurt yet!
But no one's hurt yet!
...YET?
...YET?
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Look at your hands
Look at your knees!
You're being held together by tape!
You're being held together by tape!
You're being held together by tape!
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Do you really want to be in crutches at 40?!
Do you really want to be in crutches at 40?!
But we got a new physio!
I just need two weeks, the trials-
-are not worth any injury.
You'll take today as a rest day
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But I can't afford that!!
But I can't afford that!!
Just twenty more minutes?
Just twenty more minutes?
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OS: steady now!
OS: steady now!
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OS: hey look Annie's back again!
OS: hey look Annie's back again!
Hey pipsqueak, varsity's not looking for all brains and no
brain ya know!
Hey pipsqueak, varsity's not looking for all brains and no
brain ya know!
Laughter
Laughter
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SIGH
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OS: made the team yet Annie?
OS: made the team yet Annie?
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Rowers laugh
Rowers laugh
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Coach: kid?
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Take a look at this, kid
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I was 30 here
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Rowing doesn't end when you leave university
Rowing doesn't end when you leave university
and if you're in it for the long run...
and if you're in it for the long run...
and if you're in it for the long run...
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...you have to be smart about it.
...you have to be smart about it.
...you have to be smart about it.
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NOW
NOW
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I think the first team needs some help tidying up,
don't you?
I think the first team needs some help tidying up,
don't you?
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FOCUS UP BOYS-
FOCUS UP BOYS-
HEY!!
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HEY NOT AGAIN! I still have blisters from last time!
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You guys better enjoy being head of the river while
you can! I'm coming for it next year!
Heh
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