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The Maiden Fair

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January 06, 2025
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The Maiden Fair

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January 06, 2025
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  17. OS: Brienne...

  18. OS: Brienne...

  19. You have to let go of these fantasies of knighthood...

  20. Your future is out there somewhere!

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  34. Just remember your graces tonight, child

  35. You know how much we need this

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  37. *Glass clinking*

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  40. Be welcome, one and all!

  41. As we gather here tonight to celebrate my daughter, the

    Lady Brienne

  42. ...As she seeks to find a suitor

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  49. *crowd murmuring*

  50. *crowd murmuring*

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  54. I hear every suitor's rejected her

  55. I hear every suitor's thought her a man!

  56. (Sniggering)

  57. We also welcome our guest of honour,

  58. ...the Prince Renly

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  77. *crowd shuffles*

  78. *crowd shuffles*

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  86. I'd be honoured to have the first dance, my lady

  87. ...

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  92. *music starts*

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  96. What a RELIEF, my lady

  97. What a RELIEF, my lady

  98. What a RELIEF, my lady

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  100. A relief?

  101. That your father finally shut up...

  102. And freed you to dance with us!

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  109. (chuckling)

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  111. Yeah well, he forces me into one of these every

    few months...

  112. Yeah well, he forces me into one of these every

    few months...

  113. And makes the exact same speech

  114. (they laugh together)

  115. (they laugh together)

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  120. What happened here, my lady?

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  123. Ah...

  124. Well occasionally I try my hand at the sword...

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  126. ...Well that's very impressive my lady

  127. I actually know quite a few tricks myself...

  128. We should train and I could show you sometime.

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  131. ...and you would not be ashamed, my lord?

  132. Ashamed?

  133. My lady, you are a vision...

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  135. And I'd be honoured to have your favour tonight

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  139. It would be my pleasure!

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  146. ...and whereabouts would your castle be, my lord?

  147. My lord?

  148. ....

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  151. Lord Tarth: dearest daughter!

  152. Are you finally enjoying yourself?

  153. Are you finally enjoying yourself?

  154. Please allow me to introduce Prince Renly

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  156. Congratulations on a successful evening, my lady

  157. You must be proud, my lord

  158. So very proud!

  159. How we've waited for this...

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  185. Lord Tarth: Brienne, wait!

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  192. My father has invited you into our home as a

    guest!

  193. How DARE you-

  194. Your father?!

  195. is just a spineless man cursed with YOU for a

    daughter!

  196. is just a spineless man cursed with YOU for a

    daughter!
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  203. *crowd gasps*

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  205. Lord: I will NOT

  206. Be humiliated by a woman!

  207. Be humiliated by a woman!

  208. Be humiliated by a woman!

  209. You are no lady at all!

  210. You are no lady at all!

  211. But can you really hold your ground as a knight?

  212. But can you really hold your ground as a knight?

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  256. All my life boys like you have sneered at me...

  257. All my life boys like you have sneered at me...

  258. And all my life I have knocked boys like you

    into the dust.

  259. And all my life I have knocked boys like you

    into the dust.

  260. LOOK at yourself!

  261. You've turned your own banquet into a melee!

  262. You've turned your own banquet into a melee!

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  264. (crowd murmurs)

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  276. Prince Renly: well fought, my lady

  277. Pay no heed to these lesser boys

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  282. ----

  283. ---- They'll never be a match to your splendour

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  293. A toast!

  294. For our champion, the Lady Brienne

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