BFA 3 Film Sample

This is a scene from my BFA3 project, a comedy mockumentary-style film about a celebrity.

Transcript

6. TINA: Is this what teens are wearing nowadays?
7. TINA: Is this what teens are wearing nowadays?
8. TINA: Is this what teens are wearing nowadays?
9. NATALIE: It looks kind of like my Mom’s…
10. NATALIE: It looks kind of like my Mom’s…
11. NATALIE: Doesn’t it?
12. TINA: Uh, I don’t know if it’s BORING enough for her to wear…
17. TINA: Buuut-
18. TINA: It would look super cute on you!
19. TINA: It would look super cute on you!
20. TINA: It would look super cute on you!
21. Sfx: [crowd chattering]
22. Sfx: [crowd chattering]
23. Sfx: [crowd chattering]
32. NATALIE: Oh! over here!
33. NATALIE: Oh! over here!
36. [devouring noises]
37. [devouring noises]
38. [devouring noises]
39. [devouring noises]
40. [devouring noises]
41. [devouring noises]
42. [devouring noises]
49. TINA: hmm.
51. TINA: Hey!
52. TINA: HEY!!
53. TINA: Do you guys carry this dress in her size?
54. …
55. WORKER: Are you Tina LastName?
56. TINA: Oh! Yeah I am!
58. WORKER: That’s what I thought.
60. WORKER: What did you want?
61. TINA: This dress?
62. TINA: In her size…
66. TINA: [screams]
67. TINA: [screams]
68. WORKER: Oh, her? No this dress is one size only.
69. WORKER: Oh, her? No this dress is one size only.
70. TINA: And it’s this??
71. NATALIE: Uh- I think it’s okay actually! I think maybe I can just try it!
72. TINA: Are you sure?
73. TINA: Are you sure?
76. NATALIE: Um, yeah! If it’s one size fits all it probably will fit most, right?
77. NATALIE: Um, yeah! If it’s one size fits all it probably will fit most, right?
90. INTERVIEWER: So do you usually shop at stores like this?
91. TINA: Me? No. Not really my style.
92. TINA: These kinds of clothes go in and out of fashion every 2 months..
93. TINA: I prefer something more timeless..
94. INTERVIEWER: Can you walk us through your outfit?
95. TINA: YES!!
96. TINA: Okay so this velvet trackie is 2002 original ‘Hella Nasty’
97. TINA: Okay so this velvet trackie is 2002 original ‘Hella Nasty’
98. TINA: Okay so this velvet trackie is 2002 original ‘Hella Nasty’
99. TINA: Okay so this velvet trackie is 2002 original ‘Hella Nasty’
100. TINA: Okay so this velvet trackie is 2002 original ‘Hella Nasty’
101. TINA: See it says Hella here-
103. TINA: And Nasty down here.
104. TINA: And Nasty down here.
105. INTERVIEWER: Oh that’s- Okay…
108. [unintelligible]
110. [unintelligible]
111. [unintelligible]
112. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
113. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
114. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
115. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
116. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
117. Sfx: [heels clacking on floor]
118. [faint sobbing]
119. [faint sobbing]
120. TINA: [panting] shit..
121. TINA: Nat!? Are you okay?
122. TINA: Nat!? Are you okay?
123. NATALIE: (sniffling) it’s nothing… I’m just so stupid…
124. NATALIE: (sniffling) nothing… I’m just so stupid…
125. NATALIE: (sniffling) nothing… I’m just so stupid…
126. NATALIE: (sniffling) nothing… I’m just so stupid…
127. TINA: No way! That dress is tiny! It wouldn’t fit anybody-
128. NATALIE: It fits my mom!
129. NATALIE: [whimpers]
131. [crowd whispering]
132. [crowd whispering]
133. [crowd whispering]
134. [crowd whispering]
135. WORKER 2: Aww sweetie.. It didn’t fit?
136. WORKER 3: Aw, but you’re like, SO pretty though!
137. WORKER 4: You should check Lane Bryant!
138. NATALIE: [breathing heavily]
139. NATALIE: [breathing heavily]
140. NATALIE: [hyperventilating]
141. NATALIE: [hyperventilating]
142. NATALIE: [hyperventilating]
143. NATALIE: [hyperventilating]
144. TINA: Hey!
147. TINA: HEY FUCK OFF!!
148. TINA: HEY FUCK OFF!!
149. [TV static]