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Lisa Balasa
February 26, 2026
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Danica the Donkey
Danica the Donkey goes to the zoo because he gets upset he ain't cool like other zoo animals
Lisa Balasa
February 26, 2026
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Dialog Danica: Hey Cati! You seem unusually excited to go
to school. Page 5/180
Dialog Danica: Where’re you going Cati? Page 6/180
Dialog Cati:The zoo! Page 7/180
Dialog Dani:Can I come? Page 8/180
Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go to
zoos! Page 9/180
Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go to
zoos! Page 10/180
Dialog Dani:Uh… Why not? Page 11/180
Dialog Cati: Because you’re a donkey! Page 12/180
Dialog Dani:Huh? Page 13/180
Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 14/180
Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 15/180
Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 16/180
Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 17/180
Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 18/180
Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 19/180
Dialog Cati: like Elephants Page 20/180
Dialog Cati: red pandas Page 21/180
Dialog Cati: Rhinos Page 22/180
Dialog Cati: Lions Page 23/180
Dialog Cati: peacocks Page 24/180
Dialog Cati: African Wild Dogs Page 25/180
Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same
as Hyenas Page 26/180
Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same
as Hyenas Page 27/180
Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same
as Hyenas Page 28/180
Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same
as Hyenas Page 29/180
Dialog Cati: Condors Page 30/180
Dialog Cati: Camels Page 31/180
Dialog Cati: Markhors Page 32/180
Dialog Cati: and uhhh... Page 33/180
Dialog Cati: Giraffes! Page 34/180
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Dialog Cati: Alrighty! See ya later Danica! Page 36/180
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Dialog Cati: Danica? Page 117/180
Dialog Cati: Gasp Page 118/180
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Dialog Danica: TADA! Page 120/180
Dialog Cati: You are not MY donkey. Page 121/180
Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 122/180
Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 123/180
Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 124/180
Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 125/180
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Dialog Elephant: We want our stuff back! Page 133/180
Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!
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Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 142/180
Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 143/180
Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 144/180
Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK
RIGHT NOW? Page 145/180
Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK
RIGHT NOW? Page 146/180
Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK
RIGHT NOW? Page 147/180
Dialog Danica: Hey fellas... Page 148/180
Dialog Danica: Hey fellas... Page 149/180
Dialog Red Panda: GET HIM! Page 150/180
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Dialog Elephant: Thanks man! Page 161/180
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Dialog Red Panda: Yeah, YOU DONKEY! Page 163/180
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Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 168/180
Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 169/180
Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 170/180
Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for you! You
didn’t need to do all that. Page 171/180
Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for you! You
didn’t need to do all that. Page 172/180
Dialog Dani: Duh, obviously. Page 173/180
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