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Danica the Donkey

Danica the Donkey goes to the zoo because he gets upset he ain't cool like other zoo animals

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Lisa Balasa

February 26, 2026
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Transcript

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  2. Dialog Danica: Hey Cati! You seem unusually excited to go

    to school. Page 5/180

  3. Dialog Danica: Where’re you going Cati? Page 6/180

  4. Dialog Cati:The zoo! Page 7/180

  5. Dialog Dani:Can I come? Page 8/180

  6. Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go to

    zoos! Page 9/180

  7. Dialog Cati: No, no. Silly Danica. Donkeys can’t go to

    zoos! Page 10/180

  8. Dialog Dani:Uh… Why not? Page 11/180

  9. Dialog Cati: Because you’re a donkey! Page 12/180

  10. Dialog Dani:Huh? Page 13/180

  11. Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 14/180

  12. Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 15/180

  13. Dialog Cati:No donkeys. Page 16/180

  14. Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 17/180

  15. Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 18/180

  16. Dialog Cati: Zoos are for the cool animals. Page 19/180

  17. Dialog Cati: like Elephants Page 20/180

  18. Dialog Cati: red pandas Page 21/180

  19. Dialog Cati: Rhinos Page 22/180

  20. Dialog Cati: Lions Page 23/180

  21. Dialog Cati: peacocks Page 24/180

  22. Dialog Cati: African Wild Dogs Page 25/180

  23. Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same

    as Hyenas Page 26/180

  24. Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same

    as Hyenas Page 27/180

  25. Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same

    as Hyenas Page 28/180

  26. Dialog Cati: Which by the way are NOT the same

    as Hyenas Page 29/180

  27. Dialog Cati: Condors Page 30/180

  28. Dialog Cati: Camels Page 31/180

  29. Dialog Cati: Markhors Page 32/180

  30. Dialog Cati: and uhhh... Page 33/180

  31. Dialog Cati: Giraffes! Page 34/180

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  33. Dialog Cati: Alrighty! See ya later Danica! Page 36/180

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  114. Dialog Cati: Danica? Page 117/180

  115. Dialog Cati: Gasp Page 118/180

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  117. Dialog Danica: TADA! Page 120/180

  118. Dialog Cati: You are not MY donkey. Page 121/180

  119. Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 122/180

  120. Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 123/180

  121. Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 124/180

  122. Dialog Danica: What? Cati, it's me, Dani. Page 125/180

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  130. Dialog Elephant: We want our stuff back! Page 133/180

  131. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

    Page 134/180

  132. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

    Page 135/180

  133. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

    Page 136/180

  134. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

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  135. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

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  136. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

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  137. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

    Page 140/180

  138. Dialog Red Panda: I want my tail back, you DONKEY!

    Page 141/180

  139. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 142/180

  140. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 143/180

  141. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) MOVE! GET OUTTA MY WAY! Page 144/180

  142. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK

    RIGHT NOW? Page 145/180

  143. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK

    RIGHT NOW? Page 146/180

  144. Dialog Giraffe:(Angry) CAN YOU EVEN SEE HOW RIDICULOUS I LOOK

    RIGHT NOW? Page 147/180

  145. Dialog Danica: Hey fellas... Page 148/180

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  147. Dialog Red Panda: GET HIM! Page 150/180

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  158. Dialog Elephant: Thanks man! Page 161/180

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  160. Dialog Red Panda: Yeah, YOU DONKEY! Page 163/180

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  165. Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 168/180

  166. Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 169/180

  167. Dialog Danica: (sigh) Now I'm not cool anymore. Page 170/180

  168. Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for you! You

    didn’t need to do all that. Page 171/180

  169. Dialog Cati: Silly donkey. I like you for you! You

    didn’t need to do all that. Page 172/180

  170. Dialog Dani: Duh, obviously. Page 173/180

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