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Dialog "tik toc" sound
Dialog "tik toc" sound
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Dialog HOOK (raspy exclamation)
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Dialog HOOK (raspy exclamation)
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Dialog HOOK (raspy exclamation)
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Dialog SMEE (OS) Oooo!
Dialog SMEE (OS) a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE a pirate's life is a wonderful life...
Dialog SMEE Hehehe.
Dialog SMEE Good to see you too Cap'in!
Dialog SMEE Good to see you too Cap'in!
Dialog SMEE Good to see you too Cap'in!
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Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE *Happy humming*
Dialog SMEE oooh!
Dialog SMEE Open wide, sir.
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Dialog SMEE Some fresh air you say?
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Dialog SMEE There now!
Dialog SMEE (deep inhale)
Dialog SMEE ahhhh!
Dialog SMEE Now you can relax!
Dialog SMEE Now you can relax!
Dialog SMEE Cap'in,
Dialog SMEE you know
Dialog SMEE I can't help noticing but notice
Dialog SMEE you haven't been
Dialog SMEE your jolly self as of late.
Dialog SMEE You've seemed a might on edge you might
say.
Dialog SMEE (Tsks)
Dialog SMEE (Tsks)
Dialog SMEE (Tsks)
Dialog SMEE I don't like to see my patients with
such a temperature.
Dialog SMEE No worries sir,
Dialog SMEE we will get you as fit as a
fiddle in no time.
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Dialog HOOK (raspy exclamation)
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Dialog HOOK (raspy grunt)
Dialog HOOK (raspy grunt)
Dialog HOOK (raspy grunt)
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Dialog CROC (eeeeeeeee window noise)
Dialog CROC (eeeeeeeee window noise)
Dialog CROC (eeeeeeeee window noise)
Dialog CROC (eeeeeeeee window noise)
Dialog CROC (eeeeeeeee window noise)
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Dialog SMEE A pirates life is a wonderful life
Dialog SMEE A pirates life is a wonderful life
Dialog SMEE A pirates life is a wonderful life
Dialog SMEE a-sailing over the sea!
Dialog SMEE a-sailing over the sea!
Dialog SMEE a-sailing over the sea!
Dialog SMEE Give me a career
Dialog SMEE Give me a career
Dialog SMEE Give me a career
Dialog SMEE as a
Dialog SMEE buc-
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Dialog SMEE Cap'in! Why didnt you say so?
Dialog SMEE You got your appetite back?
Dialog SMEE You got your appetite back?
Dialog SMEE I prepared just
Dialog SMEE the thing
Dialog SMEE for you!
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Dialog SMEE (singing to self) Give me a career as
a buchaneer...
Dialog SMEE (singing to self) Give me a career as
a buchaneer...
Dialog SMEE (singing to self) Give me a career as
a buchaneer...
Dialog SMEE (singing to self) Give me a career as
a buchaneer...
Dialog SMEE (OS) (singing to self) its the life
Dialog SMEE (OS) (singing to self) of a pirate for
me!
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Dialog HOOK (sigh of relief)
Dialog HOOK (sigh of relief)
Dialog SMEE (OS) I made
Dialog SMEE (OS) yer favorite, Cap'in.
Dialog SMEE Me famous chickenless noodle soup.
Dialog SMEE Me famous chickenless noodle soup.
Dialog SMEE Me famous chickenless noodle soup.
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Dialog SMEE Now, now now. I know you're a might
shaken up about the other day.
Dialog SMEE Now, now now. I know you're a might
shaken up about the other day.
Dialog SMEE Now, now now. I know you're a might
shaken up about the other day.
Dialog SMEE Now, now now. I know you're a might
shaken up about the other day.
Dialog SMEE Now, now now. I know you're a might
shaken up about the other day.
Dialog SMEE But cutting your hand off Action Notes maybe
this soup will help bring some color back in your face, you're looking a bit pale.
Dialog SMEE But cutting your hand off
Dialog SMEE was only a childish prank you might say.
Dialog SMEE You're looking a bit on the pale side.
Dialog SMEE This'll put some color back into your face.
Dialog SMEE This'll put some color back into your face.
Dialog SMEE This'll put some color back into your face.
Dialog SMEE This'll put some color back into your face.
Dialog SMEE This'll put some color back into your face.
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Dialog SMEE Cap'in, really,
Dialog SMEE refusing your favorite soup?
Dialog SMEE No bother.
Dialog SMEE you must need your medicine again.
Dialog SMEE I'll be right back.
Dialog SMEE Dont go anywhere. Hehe!
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Dialog SMEE A sailing over the sea..
Dialog SMEE A sailing over the sea..
Dialog SMEE (humming)
Dialog SMEE (humming)
Dialog SMEE (humming)
Dialog SMEE Dont worry Sir. This will have you feeling
like your usual jolly self in no time.
Dialog SMEE Dont worry Sir. This will have you feeling
like your usual jolly self in no time.
Dialog SMEE Dont worry Sir. This will have you feeling
like your usual jolly self in no time.
Dialog SMEE Dont worry Sir. This will have you feeling
like your usual jolly self in no time.
Dialog SMEE Dont worry Sir. This will have you feeling
like your usual jolly self in no time.
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Dialog SMEE Now did the doctor say two tablespoons or
...?
Dialog SMEE Now did the doctor say two tablespoons or
...?
Dialog SMEE Now did the doctor say two tablespoons or
...?
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Dialog CROCODILE Ahhhhh
Dialog HOOK Aaaaah!
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Dialog SMEE Now that can't be right.
Dialog SMEE Open wide, sir.
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Dialog SMEE (OS) There you go. Just what the doctor
ordered.
Dialog SMEE (OS) There you go. Just what the doctor
ordered.
Dialog SMEE (OS) There you go. Just what the doctor
ordered.
Dialog SMEE (OS) There you go. Just what the doctor
ordered.
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Dialog BONG
Dialog SMEE (OS) May be a bit on the strong
side.
Dialog SMEE (OS) May be a bit on the strong
side.
Dialog SMEE (OS) May be a bit on the strong
side.
Dialog SMEE (OS) May be a bit on the strong
side.
Dialog SMEE (OS) May be a bit on the strong
side.
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Dialog SMEE Hehehe.
Dialog SMEE Well, its like you always say Cap'in,
Dialog SMEE can't have too much of a good thing.
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Dialog CROC (snoring sounds)
Dialog CROC (snoring sounds)
Dialog CROC (snoring sounds)
Dialog CROC (snoring sounds)
Dialog CROC (snoring sounds)
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Dialog HOOK Haha!
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