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Ben Knight
December 24, 2024
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Painful Hiccups
Ben Knight
December 24, 2024
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I'm sorry, WHAT?f
I'm sorry, WHAT?
I'm sorry, WHAT?
I'm sorry, WHAT?
I said, nobody leaves the park until three AM.
I said, nobody leaves the park until three AM.
I said, nobody leaves the park until three AM.
I said, nobody leaves the park until three AM.
I said, nobody leaves the park until three AM.
See, I told you they wouldn't let us...
Sir, our friend is really sick. He has... what do
you have again?
Sir, our friend is really sick. He has... what do
you have again?
Sir, our friend is really sick. He has... what do
you have again?
Sir, our friend is really sick. He has... what do
you have again?
Hiccups.
*Hiccup*
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Uh huh.
Uh huh.
No it's really painful though.
Listen, kids.
Your school is depending on us to keep this event
safe and fun for hundreds of students. Everyone needs to be here and accounted for.
Your school is depending on us to keep this event
safe and fun for hundreds of students. Everyone needs to be here and accounted for.
Your school is depending on us to keep this event
safe and fun for hundreds of students. Everyone needs to be here and accounted for.
Your school is depending on us to keep this event
safe and fun for hundreds of students. Everyone needs to be here and accounted for.
You've got five hours left, I think you can handle
it.
You've got five hours left, I think you can handle
it.
You've got five hours left, I think you can handle
it.
Now get out of my face.
Now get out of my face.
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Excuse me!?
Excuse me!?
*Hiccups.*
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I mean, they can't legally keep us here, right? We're
all over 18.
I mean, they can't legally keep us here, right? We're
all over 18.
Let me try calling a chaperone.
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I think I'm gonna go get in line for a
ride.
I think I'm gonna go get in line for a
ride.
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No, El, you need to stay with us.
No, El, you need to stay with us.
No, El, you need to stay with us.
No, El, you need to stay with us.
No, El, you need to stay with us.
It's okay, Gabby.
No, it's not okay.
No, it's not okay.
No, it's not okay.
Ugh, we never should have come to this shitty place..
Ugh, we never should have come to this shitty place..
*Hiccup*
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Well, I for one was having fun until–
Well, I for one was having fun until–
Well, I for one was having fun until–
*Hiccup*
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Don't leave us behind, Elwood.
Leave you behind!? You're the one who wants to leave
so bad!
Leave you behind!? You're the one who wants to leave
so bad!
Caleb is sick!
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It's FUCKING HICCUPS!
*Thump*
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...I really need to go home, guys...
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mmm.
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Ah, yup.
Ah, yup.
Good work, Carlson.
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Ugh, I thought I told you kids to scram.
We're going home.
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Hey hey hey! Not Another Step. I'm warning you.
Hey hey hey! Not Another Step. I'm warning you.
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What is your prob...lem?
What is your prob...lem?
What is your prob...lem?
What is your prob...lem?
What is your prob...lem?
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We're GOING home.
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Alright, Carlson. This is what they trained you for.
Alright, Carlson. This is what they trained you for.
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AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
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the fuck...
the fuck...
the fuck...
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*gasp*
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I'm gonna jump the fence.
WHAT!?
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woahhh....
woahhh....
woahhh....
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Hi, Caleb...
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Hi, Elwood.
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I'm sorry... I didn't realize how bad you were feeling.
I wanted to tell you earlier, it's just...
This was our last chance to hang out before college.
I didn't wanna ruin it.
Dude. You're way more important than this glorified field trip
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Mmm...
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See you soon
See you soon
we've got all summer to hang out –
we've got all summer to hang out –
AAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
AAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
AAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
OOF
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We did it!
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I THINK I JUST KILLED A MAN.
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*deep breath*
*deep breath*
*gulp*
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YESS, FINALLY!!
YESS, FINALLY!!
YESS, FINALLY!!
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