Zeal of the Convert: Taming Shai-Hulud with AI
2025 was the year of Shai-Hulud: a series of attacks leaking massive amounts of victim data onto GitHub, ungraciously scheduled for whenever I was traveling. As a responder, these internet-scale incidents were a real-world lab for evolving AI capabilities. This talk is a raw post-mortem of moving from simple “vibe-coded” scrapers to multi-agent triage engines that parallelize victimology and automate secret-impact analysis. Demos will drive a conversation on what actually worked, where the ground has shifted, and how “lazy” AI will let you down. Walk away with prompts, scripts, skills, and lessons from my scars.
Rami McCarthy
March 11, 2026