my house messy Because my wife gets pissy Please take your shoes off at the door So we may forever have a clean floor You will be fed food that is a delight And I'll wash dishes to avoid a fight It's all phat in my flat, As long as I take off my shoes and hat We cover the walls with homemade canvas, And get paint all over the flat and us. We buy crap to decorate the place, So Sofi can show off to her mates. She masterminded a theme of black and white, And now our home is a beautiful sight. "Don't embarass me!" she shouts, But I can't help but fuel her doubts, Because, you see, I love her beyond all reason, And all I want is her to notice me.