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Rebecca
January 15, 2023
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R e b e c c a : R e
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R e b e c c a : I g
e t t o r i d e i n f r o n t ? ? ?
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w e h a v e s o me t h i n g f o r y o u !
R e b e c c a : WH A
T ! ! Wh a t i s i t ? ? ? ?
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Mo m: I ’ l l b e r i
g h t i n !
S F X : ( c a r d o
o r s l a m)
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Mo m: O k , b e f o r
e w e g e t g o i n g -
Mo m: We w a n t e d t
o g i v e t h i s t o y o u .
( R e b e c c a g a
s p s )
R e b e c c a : O H
MY G O S H ! ! ! I ’ v e w a n t e d t h i s p l u s h i e f o r S O L O N G ! ! ! T H A N K Y O -
D a d : N o w h o l
d o n . Y o u h a v e t o d o u s a f a v o r fi r s t .
D a d : I t ’ s a b
i g f a v o r . I t ’ s s o me t h i n g t h a t I k n o w i s k i n d a s c a r y .
D a d : B u t w e r
e a l l y n e e d y o u t o d o t h i s , f o r y o u r o w n s a k e , o k ?
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Mr s . D a l e y : H
i R e b e c c a !
Mr s . D a l e y : We
’ r e g o i n g t o ma k e t h i s s u p e r f a s t , o k ?
Mr s . D a l e y : We
’ r e g o i n g t o ma k e t h i s s u p e r f a s t , o k ?
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R e b e c c a : A A
A A A H H H H H H H H ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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R e b e c c a : N O
! ! P L E A S E ! ! ! !
R e b e c c a : P L
E A S E D O N ’ T MA K E ME G E T A S H O T ! ! ! !
R e b e c c a : P L
E A S E ! ! ! !
Mo m: S w e e t i e ,
p l e a s e , t h e s w i n e fl u i s g e t t i n g w o r s e e v e r y d a y .
Mr s . D a l e y : Y
o u r Mo m’ s r i g h t . A n d y o u r e a l l y d o n o t w a n t t o c a t c h t h i s t h i n g .
Mr s . D a l e y : I
t ’ l l g o j u s t l i k e t h i s ! I p r o mi s e ! I ’ m r e a l l y f a s t .
Mr s . D a l e y : J
u s t h o l d s t i l l . . . .
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R e b e c c a : N O
! ! ! ! !
R e b e c c a ( s o
b b i n g ) : N O I C A N ’ T D O I T P L E A S E D O N ’ T MA K E ME I T ’ S G O N N A H U R T S O B A A A A D D
Mr s . D a l e y : Ma
y b e w e t r y s o me o t h e r t i me .
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