The Restaurant at the End of The Universe

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2. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen Page 2/144
3. I'll be back with you again in just a moment, and meanwhile I leave you in the very capable hands of Mr. Reg Nullify and his Cataclysmic Combo.Big hand please, ladies and gentlemen, for Reg and the boys! Page 3/144
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12. Good evening Page 12/144
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14. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? Page 14/144
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17. Something off the shoulder perhaps? Page 17/144
18. Braised in a white wine sauce? Page 18/144
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20. Er.. Your shoulder? Page 20/144
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25. Or the rump is very good Page 25/144
26. I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there Page 26/144
27. I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there Page 27/144
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33. Or a casserole of me perhaps? Page 33/144
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36. You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it? Page 36/144
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38. Me? Page 38/144
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40. I don't mean anything. Page 40/144
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44. That's absolutely horrible. Page 44/144
45. That's absolutely horrible. Page 45/144
46. The most revolting thing I've ever heard Page 46/144
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49. What's the problem, Earthman? Page 49/144
50. What's the problem, Earthman? Page 50/144
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53. I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to Page 53/144
54. It's heartless. Page 54/144
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56. Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten Page 56/144
57. Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten Page 57/144
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62. That's not the point Page 62/144
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66. All right Page 66/144
67. maybe it is the point. I don't care,I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just...er... Page 67/144
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73. I think I'll just have a green salad Page 73/144
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75. May I urge you to consider my liver? Page 75/144
76. it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months. Page 76/144
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78. A green salad. Page 78/144
79. A green salad. Page 79/144
80. A green salad? Page 80/144
81. A green salad? Page 81/144
82. Are you going to tell me, that I shouldn't have green salad? Page 82/144
83. Are you going to tell me, that I shouldn't have green salad? Page 83/144
84. Are you going to tell me, that I shouldn't have green salad? Page 84/144
85. Well, I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Page 85/144
86. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem Page 86/144
87. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem Page 87/144
88. and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten Page 88/144
89. and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten Page 89/144
90. and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten Page 90/144
91. and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly Page 91/144
92. and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly Page 92/144
93. and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly Page 93/144
94. And here I am. Page 94/144
95. And here I am. Page 95/144
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101. Glass of water please. Page 101/144
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103. we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare steaks please, and hurry. Page 103/144
104. We haven't eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years!n Page 104/144
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107. A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so Page 107/144
108. A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good. Page 108/144
109. A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good. Page 109/144
110. I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Page 110/144
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119. Don't worry, sir Page 119/144
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121. I'll be very humane. Page 121/144
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142. Hey Earthman Page 142/144
143. whatʼs eating you? Page 143/144
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