Enforcing Code Quality with GrumPHP @ Valencia Meetup 10/22

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1. Hello all!
2. I am a regular programmer…
3. … who hates BAD CODE!
4. WHO HAS SEEN BAD CODE?
6. WHO HAS WRITTEN BAD CODE?
7. Two developers ask forgiveness of technical debt at the beginning of a sprint.
8. WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING ABOUT BAD CODE?
10. I don’t think you are going to like me, WHEN I AM ANGRY! You want to see me angry?
11. 1. I LOOKS FOR BAD CODE 2. I PROTECT YOUR CODEBASE 3. I COMPLAIN FOR YOU
13. STOP! DEMO TIME
14. How it started
15. CODING STANDARDS!
16. Arrrr, GIT Hooks are bad for ya!
17. JAMS WITH COMPOSER
19. BORING
20. I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!
21. UNDER THE BEARD PHP-CS PHP-CS-Fixer Blacklist Commit-Message Matcher
22. INSPECTS STATIC ANALYZERS
23. WEARS LINTERS YAML XML JSON
24. STANDS FOR SECURITY
25. MEETS FRONT-END
26. • Ant • Atoum • Behat • Brunch • Clover Coverage • Codeception • Composer • Composer Normalize • Composer Require Checker • Composer Script • Doctrine ORM • Ecs EasyCodingStandard • ESLint • File size • Deptrac • Gherkin • Git blacklist •Git branch name •Git commit message •Grunt •Gulp •Infection •JsonLint •Kahlan •Make •NPM script •Paratest •Pest •Phan •Phing •Php7cc •PhpArkitect •PhpCpd •Phpcs •PHP-CS-Fixer •PHPLint •PhpMd •PhpMnd •PhpParser •Phpspec •PHPStan •Phpunit •Phpunit bridge •PhpVersion •Progpilot •Psalm •Robo •Security Checker • Enlightn • Local • Roave • Symfony •Shell •Stylelint •Tester •TwigCs •XmlLint •YamlLint
27. YO DAWG, I HEAR YOU LIKE TASKS …
28. IF I COULD WRITE MY OWN EXTENSION …
29. I will look for you, I will find you, AND I WILL KILL YOU!
30. FIXES BAD CODE
31. RUNS IN PARALLEL
32. CONTINUOUS INTEGRATION
33. NOT JUST ANOTHER TASK RUNNER
34. TEAM
35. HE WANTS YOU TO WIN
36. HE WANTS YOU TO GAIN SKILLS
37. ONE CONVENTION TO RULE THEM ALL
38. PHPUNIT PHP-CS PSALM PHPSTAN
39. PROJECT 1 CONVENTIONS PROJECT 2 PROJECT 3
40. CONVENTION
41. IMPLEMENTATION
42. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SUPPORT ALL PLATFORMS
45. 74 80 81 82
48. ASK QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD!