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Transcript

  1. Dialog YOUNG JOHN HODGMAN If you just follow the clues,

    you always get it right!

  2. Dialog YOUNG JOHN HODGMAN If you just follow the clues,

    you always get it right!

  3. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  4. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  5. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  6. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  7. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  8. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  9. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  10. Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How

    did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?

  11. Dialog DAVID Last year John and I realized: we never

    really grew up.

  12. Dialog JOHN No wait. I始ve had real girlfriends.

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  14. Dialog DANA You were such a star then. Does it

    hurt to think about those days now

  15. Dialog JOHN I don始t think about the past.

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  18. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure don始t, you bung hole!

  19. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure don始t, you bung hole!

  20. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure don始t, you bung hole!

  21. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure don始t, you bung hole!

  22. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure don始t, you bung hole!

  23. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Ma始am? If you don始t like the show,

    you mind if I switch to the game?

  24. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Ma始am? If you don始t like the show,

    you mind if I switch to the game?

  25. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Ma始am? If you don始t like the show,

    you mind if I switch to the game?

  26. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  27. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  28. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  29. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  30. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  31. Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A

    lot.

  32. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  33. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  34. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  35. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  36. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  37. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  38. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  39. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  40. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.

  41. Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew

    bar. Y始see, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
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  46. Dialog KAYDEE Pick it up for me, will you, buddy?

  47. Dialog KAYDEE Pick it up for me, will you, buddy?

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  51. Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of

    my Charleston Chew?

  52. Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of

    my Charleston Chew?

  53. Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of

    my Charleston Chew?

  54. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?

  55. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?

  56. Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?

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  60. Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldn始t handle it. Give it

    here.

  61. Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldn始t handle it. Give it

    here.

  62. Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldn始t handle it. Give it

    here.

  63. Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldn始t handle it. Give it

    here.
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  74. Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, that始s a fucking

    no on the fucking game.

  75. Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, that始s a fucking

    no on the fucking game.

  76. Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, that始s a fucking

    no on the fucking game.
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  90. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  91. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  92. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  93. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  94. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  95. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  96. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  97. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  98. Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking

    news: Grubby has struck again.

  99. Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing

    stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.

  100. Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing

    stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.

  101. Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing

    stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.

  102. Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing

    stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.

  103. Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing

    stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
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  116. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  117. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  118. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  119. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  120. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  121. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!

  122. Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!