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Alejandra Mertz
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Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-
Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-
Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-
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Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!
Dialog FlyBoy: What are you, a doctor now?
Dialog Elvis: Uh-
Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.
Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.
Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.
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Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"
Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"
Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"
Dialog Flyboy: uh....
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Dialog Flyboy: Does THAT Answer your Question??
Dialog Flyboy: Does THAT Answer your Question??
Dialog ELVIS Not remotely.
Dialog ELVIS Not remotely.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?
Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.
Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...
Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...
Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...
Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER
Shit you're sellin'
Dialog Elvis: Know what i mean?
Dialog Flyboy: Oooohhhh...
Dialog Flyboy: Right, Right, RIght...
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..
Dialog FLYBOY: a little "C" for the Mr. "E"
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for
your Nose Sock
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for
your Nose Sock
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for
your Nose Sock
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for
your Nose Sock
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Jammie Floss
Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Jammie Floss
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang
Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah
Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah
Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah
Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah
Dialog FLYBOY: It means
Dialog FLYBOY: It means
Dialog FLYBOY: It means
Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE
Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE
Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE
Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE
Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think
Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think
Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think
Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think
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Dialog Elvis: you're not very good at this, are you?
Dialog FLYBOY I'M the one that's not doing good?
Dialog FLYBOY Well allow me a counter argument -
Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba
Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba
Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba
Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba
Dialog FLYBOY BAM!
Dialog FLYBOY BAM!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!
Dialog ELVIS Well -
Dialog ELVIS What I'm Saying is..
Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...
Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...
Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...
Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?
Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?
Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?
Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?
Dialog FLYBOY Okay, well-
Dialog FLYBOY There is SOME overlap, alright? I mean, I
guess, uh-
Dialog FLYBOY okay-
Dialog FLYBOY okay-
Dialog FLYBOY okay-
Dialog FLYBOY You want some Coke or Not??
Dialog FLYBOY You want some Coke or Not??
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Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It
Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It
Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It
Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It
Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It
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Dialog FLYBOY All of it?
Dialog FLYBOY Uhh...
Dialog FLYBOY OHH!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!
Dialog FLYBOY Right on!!
Dialog FLYBOY Right on!!
Dialog FLYBOY Alright, Alright-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-
Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.
Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.
Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.
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Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!
Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!
Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!
Dialog ELVIS Ordinarily I'd Just kick your ass for being
a peice of shit drug dealer
Dialog ELVIS Ordinarily I'd Just kick your ass for being
a peice of shit drug dealer
Dialog ELVIS Who happens to be dressed like a pimp
and i'd be on my way
Dialog ELVIS Who happens to be dressed like a pimp
and i'd be on my way
Dialog ELVIS But i'm having a kinda weird fuckin morning
Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?
Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?
Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?
Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?
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Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.
Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.
Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.
Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.
Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.
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Dialog ELVIS Iʼm after bigger fish than you today.
Dialog ELVIS Iʼm after bigger fish than you today.
Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..
Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..
Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..
Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..
Dialog ELVIS Long Story but i'm kinda pissed off
Dialog ELVIS Long Story but i'm kinda pissed off
Dialog ELVIS that I am not in SPACE right now
Dialog ELVIS that I am not in SPACE right now
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being
noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
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Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.
Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.
Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.
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