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  13. Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-

  14. Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-

  15. Dialog Elvis: Hey, Guy-

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  21. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  22. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  23. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  24. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  25. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  26. Dialog FlyBoy: Holy Shit, Fuckin' Elvis!!

  27. Dialog FlyBoy: What are you, a doctor now?

  28. Dialog Elvis: Uh-

  29. Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.

  30. Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.

  31. Dialog Elvis: Lemme Guess.

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  36. Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"

  37. Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"

  38. Dialog Elvis: You're "Flyboy"

  39. Dialog Flyboy: uh....

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  78. Dialog Flyboy: Does THAT Answer your Question??

  79. Dialog Flyboy: Does THAT Answer your Question??

  80. Dialog ELVIS Not remotely.

  81. Dialog ELVIS Not remotely.

  82. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  83. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  84. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  85. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  86. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  87. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  88. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  89. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  90. Dialog FLYBOY So you want a star map or what?

    Five bucks extra gets you Paul Newmanʼs gate code.

  91. Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...

  92. Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...

  93. Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...

  94. Dialog Elvis: Tell you what, "Flyboy" ...

  95. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  96. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  97. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  98. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  99. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  100. Dialog Elvis: I'm a lot more interested in that OTHER

    Shit you're sellin'

  101. Dialog Elvis: Know what i mean?

  102. Dialog Flyboy: Oooohhhh...

  103. Dialog Flyboy: Right, Right, RIght...

  104. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  105. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  106. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  107. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  108. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  109. Dialog FLYBOY: You wanna ride that white horse..

  110. Dialog FLYBOY: a little "C" for the Mr. "E"

  111. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle

  112. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle

  113. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle

  114. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that nose sparkle

  115. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight

  116. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight

  117. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight

  118. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Skier's delight

  119. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for

    your Nose Sock

  120. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for

    your Nose Sock

  121. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for

    your Nose Sock

  122. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bt of that Moon Rock for

    your Nose Sock

  123. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Jammie Floss

  124. Dialog FLYBOY: A little bit of that Jammie Floss

  125. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  126. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  127. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  128. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  129. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  130. Dialog Elvis: Uh.. That's not actual slang

  131. Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah

  132. Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah

  133. Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah

  134. Dialog FLYBOY: nah nah nah nah

  135. Dialog FLYBOY: It means

  136. Dialog FLYBOY: It means

  137. Dialog FLYBOY: It means

  138. Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE

  139. Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE

  140. Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE

  141. Dialog FlyBoy: I got CO-CAINE

  142. Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think

  143. Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think

  144. Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think

  145. Dialog FLYBOY: I.. I think

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  147. Dialog Elvis: you're not very good at this, are you?

  148. Dialog FLYBOY I'M the one that's not doing good?

  149. Dialog FLYBOY Well allow me a counter argument -

  150. Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba

  151. Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba

  152. Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba

  153. Dialog FLYBOY Ba Ba Ba

  154. Dialog FLYBOY BAM!

  155. Dialog FLYBOY BAM!

  156. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  157. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  158. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  159. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  160. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  161. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  162. Dialog FLYBOY With CUPHOLDERS, Baby!

  163. Dialog ELVIS Well -

  164. Dialog ELVIS What I'm Saying is..

  165. Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...

  166. Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...

  167. Dialog ELVIS If you're a DRUG dealer...

  168. Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?

  169. Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?

  170. Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?

  171. Dialog ELVIS Why are you dressed like a PIMP?

  172. Dialog FLYBOY Okay, well-

  173. Dialog FLYBOY There is SOME overlap, alright? I mean, I

    guess, uh-

  174. Dialog FLYBOY okay-

  175. Dialog FLYBOY okay-

  176. Dialog FLYBOY okay-

  177. Dialog FLYBOY You want some Coke or Not??

  178. Dialog FLYBOY You want some Coke or Not??

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  180. Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It

  181. Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It

  182. Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It

  183. Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It

  184. Dialog ELVIS More like ALL of It

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  188. Dialog FLYBOY All of it?

  189. Dialog FLYBOY Uhh...

  190. Dialog FLYBOY OHH!

  191. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  192. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  193. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  194. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  195. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  196. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  197. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  198. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  199. Dialog FLYBOY Well guess who's an official fucking Elvis fan!

  200. Dialog FLYBOY Right on!!

  201. Dialog FLYBOY Right on!!

  202. Dialog FLYBOY Alright, Alright-

  203. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  204. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  205. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  206. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  207. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  208. Dialog FLYBOY Now.. I Don't really deal in Bulk but-

  209. Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.

  210. Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.

  211. Dialog ELVIS SHUT UP.

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  213. Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!

  214. Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!

  215. Dialog FLYBOY UHhh Done!

  216. Dialog ELVIS Ordinarily I'd Just kick your ass for being

    a peice of shit drug dealer

  217. Dialog ELVIS Ordinarily I'd Just kick your ass for being

    a peice of shit drug dealer

  218. Dialog ELVIS Who happens to be dressed like a pimp

    and i'd be on my way

  219. Dialog ELVIS Who happens to be dressed like a pimp

    and i'd be on my way

  220. Dialog ELVIS But i'm having a kinda weird fuckin morning

  221. Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?

  222. Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?

  223. Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?

  224. Dialog FLYBOY Does that answer your question?

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  229. Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.

  230. Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.

  231. Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.

  232. Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.

  233. Dialog FLYBOY Honestly, Same here.

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  235. Dialog ELVIS Iʼm after bigger fish than you today.

  236. Dialog ELVIS Iʼm after bigger fish than you today.

  237. Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..

  238. Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..

  239. Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..

  240. Dialog FLYBOY Right, RIght..

  241. Dialog ELVIS Long Story but i'm kinda pissed off

  242. Dialog ELVIS Long Story but i'm kinda pissed off

  243. Dialog ELVIS that I am not in SPACE right now

  244. Dialog ELVIS that I am not in SPACE right now

  245. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  246. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  247. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  248. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  249. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  250. Dialog FLYBOY Makes sense to me.

  251. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  252. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  253. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  254. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  255. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  256. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.

  257. Dialog ELVIS But I canʼt exactly walk around without being

    noticed. So Iʼll need to borrow a few things.
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  268. Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.

  269. Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.

  270. Dialog FLYBOY (CONT'D) You actually wear that better than me.

  271. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

  272. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

  273. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

  274. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

  275. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

  276. Dialog ELVIS Yeah like nobody saw that coming.

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