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LILY: Alex?
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ALEX: Hey.
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LILY: Oh my god, wait-
LILY: I don’t-
LILY: I don’t like girls?
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ALEX: You know,
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ALEX: You don’t have to be anything you don’t want
to be.
ALEX: You don’t have to be anything you don’t want
to be.
ALEX: You don’t have to-
ALEX: You don’t have to-
ALEX: -hold it in.
ALEX: -hold it in.
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LILY: Bentley?!
LILY: How’d you know I was here?
BENTLEY: Same place you’re always at, babe.
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B: Your mom invited us over again this weekend!
B: Sally is the-
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B: -BEST!!!
L: Shhhh… I’m gonna go pee.
B: I’m sorry Lil-A-Bear, did you and your mom have
a fight?
B: I’m sorry Lil-A-Bear, did you and your mom have
a fight?
B: I know how women are with their moms.
B: Talk to me Lil-a-bear.
B: Don’t just hide in the bathroom.
L: My mom and I are fine?
L: I just have to pee.
B: It’s the first time I see you all week
and you run away.
B: It’s the first time I see you all week
and you run away.
B: Did I do something wrong?
B: Did I do something wrong?
B: Don’t look at me like that!
L: Look at you like what??
L: I have to pee-
L: I have to pee-
L: I have to pee-
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B: AND you didn’t respond to my text earlier today.
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B: Sometimes I feel like-
B: You don’t even wanna be dating me!
L: No, I-
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L: Do..
B: You…
B: PAUSED??
L: I didn’t!!
B: You DEFINITELY did. I heard you!!
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L: Ah!
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B: You can’t avoid this conversation!!
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B: Now you won’t even look at me!!
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B: Lily,
B: Do you even love me anymore?
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ALEX: You don’t have to hold it-
SFX: SLAM
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L: I think..
L: I’M GAY!!
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