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Sanjna Bharadwaj
November 23, 2019
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The Headmaster
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Sanjna Bharadwaj
November 23, 2019
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Transcript
T H E H E A D MA S T
E R s e q u e n c e
S F X : w i n d w h
o o s h e s p a s t
S F X : w i n d w h
o o s h e s p a s t
S F X : w i n d w h
o o s h e s p a s t
S F X : w i n d w h
o o s h e s p a s t
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S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : We f o u n d h i m!
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A D Y A : G r a n d
p a ?
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None
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : S i r , p l e a s e d o n ’ t mo v e !
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : S i r , p l e a s e d o n ’ t mo v e !
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : Y o u s h o u l d n ’ t g o w a n d e r i n g o ff l i k e t h a t !
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : Y o u s h o u l d n ’ t g o w a n d e r i n g o ff l i k e t h a t !
P O L I C E O F F I
C E R : Y o u s h o u l d n ’ t g o w a n d e r i n g o ff l i k e t h a t !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
A D Y A : H e d i d
n ’ t ! H e t o o k me t o t h e mo v i e s !
None
None
G R A N D P A : M -
Mo v i e ?
G R A N D P A : M -
Mo v i e ?
V E E N A : A p p a
w e l o o k e d f o r y o u e v e r y w h e r e !
V E E N A : A p p a
w e l o o k e d f o r y o u e v e r y w h e r e !
V E E N A : A p p a
w e l o o k e d f o r y o u e v e r y w h e r e !
A D Y A : G r a n d
p a w e h a d p o p c o r n !
G R A N D P A : I d
o n ’ t l i k e p o p c o r n .
G R A N D P A : I d
o n ’ t l i k e p o p c o r n .
G R A N D P A : I d
o n ’ t l i k e p o p c o r n .
None
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : p o l i c e
c h a t t e r
S F X : c a r s t a
r t s
S F X : c a r s t a
r t s
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None
None
G R A N D P A : V e
e n a I t o l d y o u I d i d n ’ t l e a v e t h e h o u s e .
G R A N D P A : V e
e n a I t o l d y o u I d i d n ’ t l e a v e t h e h o u s e .
G R A N D P A : V e
e n a I t o l d y o u I d i d n ’ t l e a v e t h e h o u s e .
G R A N D P A : V e
e n a I t o l d y o u I d i d n ’ t l e a v e t h e h o u s e .
G R A N D P A ( O S
) : V e e n a I t o l d y o u I d i d n ’ t l e a v e t h e h o u s e .
V E E N A ( O S ) :
O k a y A p p a .
A D Y A : G r a n d
p a w e w a t c h e d J a me s B o n d !
A D Y A ( O S ) : G
r a n d p a w e w a t c h e d J a me s B o n d !
A D Y A ( O S ) : G
r a n d p a w e w a t c h e d J a me s B o n d !
A D Y A ( O S ) : G
r a n d p a w e w a t c h e d J a me s B o n d !
A D Y A : We h a d p
o p c o r n !
A D Y A : We h a d p
o p c o r n !
V E E N A : S h h s
h h !
V E E N A : S h h s
h h !
A D Y A : Mo m w h y
d o e s n ’ t h e r e me mb e r ?
A D Y A : Mo m w h y
d o e s n ’ t h e r e me mb e r ?
A D Y A : Mo m w h y
d o e s n ’ t h e r e me mb e r ?
A D Y A : Mo m w h y
d o e s n ’ t h e r e me mb e r ?
V E E N A : G r a n
d p a f o r g e t s t h i n g s s o me t i me s .
V E E N A : G r a n
d p a f o r g e t s t h i n g s s o me t i me s .
V E E N A : G r a n
d p a f o r g e t s t h i n g s s o me t i me s .
V E E N A : L e t ’
s n o t b o t h e r h i m r i g h t n o w .
V E E N A : L e t ’
s n o t b o t h e r h i m r i g h t n o w .
S F X : d o o r c l
o s e s
G R A N D P A : * d
e e p b r e a t h s *
A D Y A : * d e e p
b r e a t h s *
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None
S F X : d o o r c r
e a k s o p e n
G R A N D P A : * d
e e p b r e a t h s *
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G R A N D P A : * d
e e p b r e a t h s *
G R A N D P A : * d
e e p b r e a t h s *
G R A N D P A : * d
e e p b r e a t h s *
A D Y A ( w h i s p
e r s ) : G r a n d p a .
A D Y A : . . .
A D Y A ( w h i s p
e r s ) : G r a n d p a !
G R A N D P A : H u
h ?
A D Y A : G r a n d
p a , w h y d i d y o u f o r g e t t h e mo v i e ?
A D Y A ( O S ) : G
r a n d p a , w h y d i d y o u f o r g e t t h e mo v i e ?
G R A N D P A : O h
, u h .
G R A N D P A : S -
S o me t i me s w h e n p e o p l e g e t o l d e r . . .
G R A N D P A : T h
i n g s l i p a w a y . .
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None
A D Y A : Wi l l I s
l i p a w a y ?
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None
G R A N D P A : N e
v e r .
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T H E H E A D MA S T
E R