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THE MAGE AND THE ONI

Fernando Caire
July 04, 2022
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THE MAGE AND THE ONI

A mage and an oni walk into a bar...

Fernando Caire

July 04, 2022
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Transcript

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  11. Dialog *OFF SCREEN MONSTER NOISE*

  12. Dialog *OFF SCREEN MONSTER NOISE*

  13. Dialog *OFF SCREEN MONSTER NOISE*

  14. Dialog *OFF SCREEN MONSTER NOISE*

  15. Dialog Bailey: AHH!

  16. Dialog Bailey: AHH!

  17. Dialog Bailey: AHH!

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  31. Dialog EYE:WHO GOES THERE!?

  32. Dialog EYE:WHO GOES THERE!?

  33. Dialog Bailey: EEK!

  34. Dialog Bailey: EEK!

  35. Dialog Bailey: EEK!

  36. Dialog Bailey: EEK!

  37. Dialog Bailey:-OH!

  38. Dialog Bailey:-OH!

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  40. Dialog Bailey: Uhh, yes I'm supposed to m--m--MEET! someone he--

  41. Dialog Bailey: Uhh, yes I'm supposed to m--m--MEET! someone he--

  42. Dialog Bailey: Uhh, yes I'm supposed to m--m--MEET! someone he--

  43. Dialog Bailey: Uhh, yes I'm supposed to m--MEET! someone he--

  44. Dialog EYE: WHAT'S THE PASSWORD!?

  45. Dialog EYE: WHAT'S THE PASSWORD!?

  46. Dialog Bailey: *Sigh* Can't believe....

  47. Dialog Bailey: Mages suck goblin butts.

  48. Dialog EYE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  49. Dialog EYE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  50. Dialog EYE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  51. Dialog EYE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  52. Dialog EYE: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  53. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  54. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  55. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  56. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  57. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  58. Dialog EYE: NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

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  60. Dialog Bailey: Stupid door

  61. Dialog Bailey: *Gasps*

  62. Dialog Bailey: *Gasps*

  63. Dialog Bailey: *Gasps*

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  79. Dialog Bailey: Well...I suppose it's not that

  80. Dialog Bailey: Well...I suppose it's not that

  81. Dialog Bailey: Well...I suppose it's not that

  82. Dialog Bailey: Well...I suppose it's not that

  83. Dialog Bailey: Well...I suppose it's not that

  84. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  85. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  86. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  87. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  88. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  89. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  90. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

  91. Dialog Bailey: BAD!?

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  94. Dialog Bailey: O-Oni...

  95. Dialog Bailey: Where's the Oni...

  96. Dialog Bailey: Where's the Oni...

  97. Dialog Bailey: Where's the Oni...Where's the Oni...Where's the Oni...

  98. Dialog Bailey: Where's the Oni...Where's the Oni...Where's the Oni...

  99. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

  100. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

  101. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

  102. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

  103. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

  104. Dialog Oni: What part of "low profile" didn't you understand?

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  108. Dialog Bailey: You chose a...uhh...lively place to meet

  109. Dialog Bailey: You chose a...uhh...lively place to meet

  110. Dialog Bailey: Soooo I don't suppose you were able to

    get it?
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  118. Dialog Greta: AHHHH!

  119. Dialog Greta: Picked this joint because the drinks are cheap!

  120. Dialog Greta: Picked this joint because the drinks are cheap!

  121. Dialog Greta: Picked this joint cause the drinks are cheap!

  122. Dialog Greta: As for your...item...Did you bring what I asked

    for?
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  126. Dialog Bailey: Yes but this was NOT easy to come

    by

  127. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  128. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  129. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  130. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  131. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  132. Dialog Bailey: In fact I had to... break the law

    to get it!

  133. Dialog Greta: Heck yeah you go girl!

  134. Dialog Greta: Heck yeah you go girl!

  135. Dialog Bailey: I, what? No! It's very bad!

  136. Dialog Bailey: BUT! If you just take the money I

    originally offered then I can return it and everyth-

  137. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  138. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  139. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  140. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  141. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  142. Dialog Greta: No trade no dice! We had a deal,

    elfy.

  143. Dialog Bailey: But the Grand Magus!

  144. Dialog Bailey: But the Grand Magus!

  145. Dialog Bailey: Oh if the Grand Magus finds out she'll

    never for-

  146. Dialog Bailey: Oh if the Grand Magus finds out she'll

    never for-

  147. Dialog Greta: Will you keep the mage talk down do

    you want someone to hear?!

  148. Dialog Greta: Will you keep the mage talk down do

    you want someone to hear?!

  149. Dialog Greta: Will you keep the mage talk down do

    you want someone to hear?!
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  160. Dialog Greta: *sigh*

  161. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  162. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  163. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  164. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  165. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  166. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  167. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals

  168. Dialog Greta: Not sure if you've noticed but mages aint

    exactly popular with the locals
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  198. Dialog *TOILET FLUSH SFX*

  199. Dialog *TOILET FLUSH SFX*

  200. Dialog *TOILET FLUSH SFX*

  201. Dialog Greta: So it was pretty hard to get something

    like this made, even down here!

  202. Dialog Greta: So it was pretty hard to get something

    like these made, even down here!

  203. Dialog Greta: So it was pretty hard to get something

    like this made, even down here!

  204. Dialog Greta: But if you think you can get one

    form someone else then by all means!

  205. Dialog Greta: But if you think you can get one

    form someone else then by all means!

  206. Dialog Greta: But if you think you can get one

    form someone else then by all means!

  207. Dialog Bailey: FINE!

  208. Dialog Bailey: FINE!

  209. Dialog Bailey: FINE!

  210. Dialog Bailey: FINE!

  211. Dialog Bailey: FINE!

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  219. Dialog Greta: Y--You actually got it?

  220. Dialog Greta: Y--You actually got it?

  221. Dialog Greta: Y--You actually got it?

  222. Dialog Greta: Y--You actually got it?

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  226. Dialog Bailey: Nuh-uh-uh! I want to see it first.

  227. Dialog Bailey: Nuh-uh-uh! I want to see it first.

  228. Dialog Bailey: Nuh-uh-uh! I want to see it first.

  229. Dialog Bailey: Nuh-uh-uh! I want to see it first.

  230. Dialog Bailey: Nuh-uh-uh! I want to see it first.

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  238. Dialog Greta: Fine.

  239. Dialog Greta: Fine.

  240. Dialog Greta: The creepy geezer made short work of it.

  241. Dialog Greta: The creepy geezer made short work of it.

  242. Dialog Greta: The creepy geezer made short work of it.

  243. Dialog Greta: The creepy geezer made short work of it.

  244. Dialog Greta: Had to get the ingredients too. Weird stuff...

    dangerous stuff.

  245. Dialog Greta:Had to get the ingredients too. Weird stuff... dangerous

    stuff.

  246. Dialog Greta:Had to get the ingredients too. Weird stuff... dangerous

    stuff.

  247. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  248. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  249. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  250. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  251. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  252. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me

  253. Dialog Greta: More trouble than it's worth for a mage's

    toy if you asked me
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  261. Dialog Bailey: *GASP!*

  262. Dialog Bailey: *GASP!*

  263. Dialog Bailey:It-*sniff*-It's beautiful!

  264. Dialog Bailey:It-*sniff*-It's beautiful!

  265. Dialog Bailey:It-*sniff*-It's beautiful!

  266. Dialog Bailey: Hey what's that in y--

  267. Dialog Bailey: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT!?

  268. Dialog Bailey: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT!?

  269. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  270. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  271. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  272. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  273. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  274. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  275. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  276. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  277. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  278. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

  279. Dialog Greta: Sorry didn't see much point in waiting

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  281. Dialog Bailey: I did some research on that coin. It's

    practically worthless, why do you want it?

  282. Dialog Bailey: I did some research on that coin. It's

    practically worthless, why do you want it?

  283. Dialog Greta: Oh ya know, maybe trade it for some

    none-ya.

  284. Dialog Greta: Oh ya know, maybe trade it for some

    none-ya.

  285. Dialog Greta: Oh ya know, maybe trade it for some

    none-ya.

  286. Dialog Bailey: What's none-y---OOOHHH I see what you were doing

    there
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  290. Dialog Greta: With that I believe our business is concluded...

  291. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

  292. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

  293. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

  294. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

  295. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

  296. Dialog Greta: Now go away.

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  305. Dialog Greta: Oh what is it no--

  306. Dialog Bailey: Thank you...for this. It means a great deal.

  307. Dialog Greta: Yeah, well...

  308. Dialog Greta: You should be thankful!

  309. Dialog Greta: I almost got killed getting the griffin horn

    for that thing ya know!

  310. Dialog Greta: But it was no match for my stealth!

  311. Dialog Greta: But it was no match for my stealth!

  312. Dialog *BAILEY SLAMS HANDS DOWN ON TABLE*

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  316. Dialog Greta: Oye! I wasn't done drinkin' that!?

  317. Dialog Bailey: Gr--GRIFFIN HORN!? You killed a griffin to make

    this!?

  318. Dialog Bailey: What kind of barbarian do you think I

    am!? A mage would NEVER...

  319. Dialog Bailey: What kind of barbarian do you think I

    am!? A mage would NEVER...

  320. Dialog Bailey: What kind of barbarian do you think I

    am!? A mage would NEVER...

  321. Dialog Bailey: What kind of barbarian do you think I

    am!? A mage would NEVER...

  322. Dialog Bailey: What kind of barbarian do you think I

    am!? A mage would NEVER...

  323. Dialog Greta: NO...I didn't kill it. It sheds it's horns

    every year...

  324. Dialog Greta: NO...I didn't kill it. It sheds it's horns

    every year...

  325. Dialog Greta: NO...I didn't kill it. It sheds it's horns

    every year...

  326. Dialog Greta: Unfortunately you're not going to be as lucky.

  327. Dialog Bailey: Huh?

  328. Dialog Bailey: Huh?

  329. Dialog Bailey: Oh...

  330. Dialog Bailey: Oh...

  331. Dialog Bailey: Oh...

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  336. Dialog Bailey: Oh HEX...

  337. Dialog Bailey: Oh HEX...

  338. Dialog Greta: Well it's been fun, love! Slugging Greta:

  339. Dialog Greta: Well it's been fun, love!

  340. Dialog Greta: Well it's been fun, love!

  341. Dialog Greta: but I have other appointments to keep!

  342. Dialog Greta: but I have other appointments to keep!

  343. Dialog Greta: but I have other appointments to keep!

  344. Dialog Greta: Good luck with this and all!

  345. Dialog Greta: Good luck with this and all!

  346. Dialog Greta: Good luck with this and all!

  347. Dialog Greta: Good luck with this and all!

  348. Dialog Greta: UMPH!

  349. Dialog Greta: UMPH!

  350. Dialog Greta: UMPH!

  351. Dialog Greta: UMPH!

  352. Dialog Greta: UMPH!

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  360. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

  361. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

  362. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

  363. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

  364. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

  365. Dialog Greta: Bollocks, not again...

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  373. Dialog Greta: Have any spells that can get us out

    of this?

  374. Dialog Greta: Have any spells that can get us out

    of this?

  375. Dialog Bailey: Spells?

  376. Dialog Bailey: Oh! uhh...well you see the thing is...I'm kinda...self

    taught...

  377. Dialog Bailey: Oh! uhh...well you see the thing is...I'm kinda...self

    taught...

  378. Dialog Greta: Do you even know how to use that

    thing!?

  379. Dialog Bailey: Th--that thing?

  380. Dialog Bailey: Th--that thing? Slugging :

  381. Dialog Bailey: THAT THING!!!

  382. Dialog Bailey: THAT THING!!!

  383. Dialog Bailey: THAT THING!!!

  384. Dialog Bailey: THAT THING!!!

  385. Dialog Bailey: THAT THING!!!

  386. Dialog Bailey: Well...guess now's as good a time for a

    test run as any Slugging : Well..
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