Upgrade to Pro — share decks privately, control downloads, hide ads and more …

Malta and Juniper

Avatar for Kirsten Kirsten
July 26, 2020
0
270

Malta and Juniper

Avatar for Kirsten

Kirsten

July 26, 2020
Tweet

More Decks by Kirsten

See All by Kirsten
Dumpling Boy
Avatar for Kirsten kiremoart
0
210

Featured

See All Featured
XXLCSS - How to scale CSS and keep your sanity
Avatar for Zaharenia Atzitzikaki sugarenia
249
1.3M
Collaborative Software Design: How to facilitate domain modelling decisions
Avatar for Kenny Baas-Schwegler baasie
0
120
Connecting the Dots Between Site Speed, User Experience & Your Business [WebExpo 2025]
Avatar for Tammy Everts tammyeverts
11
790
brightonSEO & MeasureFest 2025 - Christian Goodrich - Winning strategies for Black Friday CRO & PPC
Avatar for Christian Goodrich cargoodrich
2
81
Visual Storytelling: How to be a Superhuman Communicator
Avatar for David Neal reverentgeek
2
410
How to Get Subject Matter Experts Bought In and Actively Contributing to SEO & PR Initiatives.
Avatar for Liv Day livdayseo
0
47
Deep Space Network (abreviated)
Avatar for Tony Rice tonyrice
0
34
Self-Hosted WebAssembly Runtime for Runtime-Neutral Checkpoint/Restore in Edge–Cloud Continuum
Avatar for Yuki Nakata chikuwait chikuwait
0
290
Easily Structure & Communicate Ideas using Wireframe
Avatar for Afnizar Nur Ghifari afnizarnur
194
17k
A designer walks into a library…
Avatar for Paul Jervis Heath pauljervisheath
210
24k
Leading Effective Engineering Teams in the AI Era
Avatar for Addy Osmani addyosmani
9
1.5k
Rebuilding a faster, lazier Slack
Avatar for samanthasiow samanthasiow
85
9.4k

Transcript

  1. None

  2. [Camera pans right 1-2, pans right and zooms out 2-3]

  3. None
  4. None
  5. None

  6. Malta: *gargling noises*

  7. None

  8. Malta: Hi Juniper! Whatcha doing?

  9. Juniper: Good day, Malta...

  10. Juniper: I am making epic strides in the field of...

  11. Juniper: HORTICULTURE!!!!

  12. [Turn to face toward camera] Malta: Sounds fun!

  13. Malta: Want a mint?

  14. Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  15. Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (con’t)

  16. Juniper: Those are Bentos!

  17. Malta: Yeah?

  18. Juniper: I have soda in this watering can!

  19. [Background changes] Juniper: If

  20. [Cam zooms out, pans left] Juniper: the

  21. Juniper: two were to atomically conjoin...

  22. Juniper: the consequences would be combustive!

  23. Malta: Hmm…combustive…

  24. Malta: Oh! You mean they’d explode??

  25. Juniper: Yes!

  26. Malta: Cool!

  27. Juniper: Not Cool! Get those out of here!

  28. None
  29. None

  30. [Camera pans up]

  31. None
  32. None
  33. None

  34. Malta: um...

  35. None
  36. None
  37. None
  38. None

  39. Malta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

  40. Malta: I only have 5 seconds to eat all of

    them!!!!!!
  41. None
  42. None

  43. (OS) *intense chewing noises*