Upgrade to Pro
— share decks privately, control downloads, hide ads and more …
Speaker Deck
Features
Speaker Deck
PRO
Sign in
Sign up for free
Search
Search
Malta and Juniper
Search
Kirsten
July 26, 2020
0
250
Malta and Juniper
Kirsten
July 26, 2020
Tweet
Share
More Decks by Kirsten
See All by Kirsten
Dumpling Boy
kiremoart
0
190
Featured
See All Featured
StorybookのUI Testing Handbookを読んだ
zakiyama
28
5.4k
[RailsConf 2023 Opening Keynote] The Magic of Rails
eileencodes
28
9.2k
Code Review Best Practice
trishagee
65
17k
GitHub's CSS Performance
jonrohan
1030
460k
Bash Introduction
62gerente
610
210k
Embracing the Ebb and Flow
colly
84
4.5k
YesSQL, Process and Tooling at Scale
rocio
170
14k
Rails Girls Zürich Keynote
gr2m
94
13k
Gamification - CAS2011
davidbonilla
80
5.1k
A designer walks into a library…
pauljervisheath
205
24k
Building Applications with DynamoDB
mza
93
6.2k
Building Flexible Design Systems
yeseniaperezcruz
328
38k
Transcript
None
[Camera pans right 1-2, pans right and zooms out 2-3]
None
None
None
Malta: *gargling noises*
None
Malta: Hi Juniper! Whatcha doing?
Juniper: Good day, Malta...
Juniper: I am making epic strides in the field of...
Juniper: HORTICULTURE!!!!
[Turn to face toward camera] Malta: Sounds fun!
Malta: Want a mint?
Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (con’t)
Juniper: Those are Bentos!
Malta: Yeah?
Juniper: I have soda in this watering can!
[Background changes] Juniper: If
[Cam zooms out, pans left] Juniper: the
Juniper: two were to atomically conjoin...
Juniper: the consequences would be combustive!
Malta: Hmm…combustive…
Malta: Oh! You mean they’d explode??
Juniper: Yes!
Malta: Cool!
Juniper: Not Cool! Get those out of here!
None
None
[Camera pans up]
None
None
None
Malta: um...
None
None
None
None
Malta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Malta: I only have 5 seconds to eat all of
them!!!!!!
None
None
(OS) *intense chewing noises*