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My Driving Test

SiaMistry
November 12, 2022
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My Driving Test

SiaMistry

November 12, 2022
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Transcript

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  9. Dialog [SFX: engine whirring]

  10. Dialog [SFX: engine whirring]

  11. Dialog [SFX: engine whirring]

  12. Dialog [SFX: engine stops]

  13. Dialog Sia: "Ugh."

  14. None
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  17. Dialog [SFX: PING]

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  21. Dialog Sia: "Hmmm...."

  22. Dialog Sia: "Five...."

  23. Dialog Sia: "minute...."

  24. Dialog Sia: "nap..." [HORN STARTS BLARING]

  25. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  26. Dialog [HORN BLARING] DMV Employee: "Who is that?"

  27. Dialog [HORN BLARING] Examiner: "I'll check it out."

  28. Dialog [SFX: door creaking]

  29. None

  30. Dialog Examiner: "It's probably my 7:00am test."

  31. Dialog [SFX: door creaking]

  32. Dialog [SFX: door creaking]

  33. None
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  35. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  36. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  37. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  38. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  39. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  40. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  41. Dialog [HORN BLARING]

  42. Dialog [SNORING]

  43. Dialog [SNORING]

  44. Dialog [SNORING]

  45. Dialog [SNORING]

  46. Dialog [SNORING]

  47. Dialog [SNORING]

  48. Dialog [SNORING]

  49. Dialog [SNORING]

  50. Dialog [SNORING]

  51. Dialog [tapping]

  52. Dialog Sia: "I'M UP!"

  53. None

  54. Dialog Sia: "Huh?"

  55. Dialog Examiner: "So you're...21?"

  56. Dialog Sia: "Yes."

  57. Dialog Examiner: "And you're from India?" Sia: "Yes."

  58. Dialog Examiner: "Don't usually see green cards as IDs..."

  59. Dialog Examiner: "But it should be fine."

  60. Dialog Examiner: "Here you go, ma'am."

  61. Dialog [snoring]

  62. Dialog Sia: "OH F***!"

  63. Dialog Sia: "WHERE'S MY GREEN CARD"

  64. None

  65. Dialog Sia: "Where did I put it?"

  66. Dialog Sia: "Where did I put it?"

  67. Dialog Sia: "Where did I put it?"

  68. Dialog Sia: "I just had it!"

  69. Dialog Sia: "I just had it!"

  70. Dialog Sia: "Oh, sorry, just a recurring nightmare."

  71. Dialog Sia: "Immigrant problems. You know how it is."

  72. Dialog Sia: "Well, I mean, you probably don't, but uh...Let's

    get started?"

  73. Dialog [door slam]

  74. None

  75. Dialog [click]

  76. Dialog [SFX: revs engine]

  77. Dialog [SFX: revs engine]

  78. Dialog Examiner: "Headlights?"

  79. None

  80. Dialog Examiner: "Left turn signal?"

  81. None

  82. Dialog Examiner: "Manual turn signal?"

  83. Dialog Sia: "You mean like this...?"

  84. Dialog Sia: "Wait, did you say left or right?"

  85. Dialog Sia: "I can't remember!"

  86. Dialog Sia: "Ummm..."

  87. None

  88. Dialog Examiner: "That's good enough."

  89. None
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  94. Dialog Examiner: "Nevermind, we'll skip that one."

  95. None
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  98. Dialog Examiner: "I will tell you where I want you

    to go ahead of time."

  99. Dialog Examiner: "I will tell you where I want you

    to go ahead of time."

  100. Dialog Examiner: "All you have to do is follow my

    directions."
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  103. Dialog Examiner: "What..."

  104. None

  105. Dialog Examiner: "...is THAT?"

  106. Dialog Sia: "This? Oh, it's just a pillow."

  107. Dialog Sia: "I need it to see past the windshield."

  108. Dialog Sia: "I need it to see past the windshield."

  109. Dialog Sia: "Cause I'm short. See?"

  110. Dialog Sia: "Cause I'm short. See?"

  111. Dialog Sia: "Will that be a problem?"

  112. Dialog Examiner: "No, it's okay. You'll just need it every

    time you drive."

  113. Dialog Sia: "Oh. Okay."

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  115. Dialog Examiner: "Okay, let's back up and exit out of

    the parking lot."
  116. None

  117. Dialog Sia: "Okay."

  118. Dialog [gear clicking noise]

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  128. Dialog [tires screech]

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  130. Dialog [tires screech]

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  140. Dialog Examiner: [sigh]

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  143. Dialog Examiner: "Right at the intersection."

  144. Dialog Sia: "Okay."

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  148. Dialog [SLAM]

  149. Dialog [SFX: tires screeching]

  150. Dialog [SFX: tires screeching]

  151. Dialog Sia: "Sorry."

  152. Dialog Sia: "Oh. Uh. Oops."

  153. Dialog Sia: "Let me just, uhhh...."

  154. Dialog Sia: "....pull up...."

  155. Dialog Sia: "....pull up...."

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  162. Dialog Examiner: "Left into that neighbourhood."

  163. Dialog Sia: "Okay."

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  171. Dialog Sia: "Now, I want you to do a three-point

    turn and go back around."

  172. Dialog Sia: "Oh, okay. Let's see..."

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  182. Dialog "Turn right at the intersection." "Okay."

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  186. Dialog [tap]

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  189. Dialog Examiner: "You know what? Nevermind."

  190. Dialog Examiner: "Let's just head back to the DMV."

  191. Dialog Sia: "What, already?"

  192. Dialog Sia: "But I haven't finished turning yet!"

  193. None
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  195. Dialog Sia: "Okay, there we go."

  196. None

  197. Dialog Sia: "AAAAAAH!"

  198. Dialog [SFX: tires screeching]

  199. Dialog [SLAM]

  200. Dialog Examiner: "What?"

  201. Dialog [tires screech to a halt]

  202. Dialog [tires screech to a halt]

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  206. Dialog Sia: "Oh, thank god."

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  209. Dialog Woman: "What the..."

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  211. Dialog [tires swerving]

  212. Dialog [tires screech to a halt]

  213. Dialog [tires screech to a halt]

  214. Dialog [dog barking] Woman: "....is going on?"

  215. Dialog [dog barking]

  216. Dialog [dog barking] Phone operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

  217. Dialog [dog barking] Woman: "Hello? Hi, yes, um..."

  218. Dialog [tires swerving] Woman: "I'd like to report a drunk

    driver, please."

  219. Dialog [tires swerving] Woman: "I'd like to report a drunk

    driver, please."

  220. Dialog [tires swerving] Woman: "I'd like to report a drunk

    driver, please."

  221. Dialog [tires swerving] Woman: "I'd like to report a drunk

    driver, please."

  222. Dialog [tires swerving] Woman: "I'd like to report a drunk

    driver, please."
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  231. Dialog [clank]

  232. Dialog Examiner: "You'll hear back in a couple days."

  233. Dialog Sia: "Oh, um..."

  234. Dialog Sia: "Okay then..."

  235. Dialog [DOOR SLAM]

  236. Dialog Sia: "...Merry Christmas...?"

  237. None

  238. Dialog [door creaks open]

  239. Dialog Examiner: [heavy breathing]

  240. Dialog [heavy breathing]

  241. Dialog [heavy breathing]

  242. Dialog Examiner: "Oh god, that was rough."

  243. Dialog Examiner: "Oh god, that was rough."

  244. Dialog Examiner: "Oh god, that was rough."

  245. Dialog Examiner: "Let's see...."

  246. Dialog Examiner: "Oh, dammit."

  247. Dialog [cars honking]

  248. Dialog [cars honking]

  249. Dialog [cars honking]

  250. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  251. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  252. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  253. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  254. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  255. Dialog Sia: "So yeah, honestly I shouldn't even have passed

    my driving test."

  256. Dialog Sia: "Maybe he was just in the holiday spirit

    and wanted to be nice?"

  257. Dialog Sia: "It was right around Christmas, I think."

  258. Dialog Examiner: "Or maybe he was too terrified by the

    prospect of me coming back for a re-test..."

  259. Dialog Examiner: "Or maybe he was too terrified by the

    prospect of me coming back for a re-test..."

  260. Dialog Examiner: "Or maybe he was too terrified by the

    prospect of me coming back for a re-test..."

  261. Dialog Kevin: "Wait a second."

  262. Dialog Kevin: "....Babe...."

  263. Dialog Kevin: "...Is that your long-winded way of telling me..."

  264. Dialog Kevin: "...that you STILL don't know how to parallel

    park?"

  265. Dialog Sia: "Nope."

  266. None

  267. Dialog [door slams shut]

  268. None

  269. Dialog [seatbelt unbuckling]

  270. Dialog [footsteps approaching]

  271. Dialog [door unlocking]

  272. Dialog [door unlocking]

  273. Dialog "Get out."

  274. Dialog Kevin: "I'll park."

  275. Dialog Sia: "Okay."

  276. None
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