“Spare Parts” pilot boards, ©Cartoon Network

A fantastic pilot done by myself and Jay Hasrajani for Cartoon Network, who had the poor judgment of canceling the project. Anyways, boards by me. And feel free to reach out for inquiries on the project.

Transcript

2. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
3. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
4. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
5. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
6. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
7. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
8. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
9. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
10. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
11. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
12. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
13. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
14. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
15. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
16. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
17. Dialog COBRA: I only deal with primo choco chip! Fifty percent cacao! You tell those other scouts they can go cram it.
18. Dialog RJ: Hey Cobra! ...
19. Dialog RJ: ... We have ...
20. Dialog RJ: ... a mystery to untangle!
21. Dialog RJ: ... a mystery to untangle!
22. Dialog C: Oh look it!...
23. Dialog C: Oh look it!...
24. Dialog C: ... The wierdos of Plainview. ...
25. Dialog C: ...Figured you lobbers would show up. ...
26. Dialog C: ...Figured you lobbers would show up. ...
27. Dialog C: ...Figured you lobbers would show up. ...
28. Dialog C: ...Figured you lobbers would show up. ...
29. Dialog C: ...Yeah, ...
30. Dialog C: ... i saw yer scrap heap's arm. ...
31. Dialog C: ... Embarassing!
33. Dialog HARDBALL: Ha ha, scrap heap.
34. Dialog Cobra Kids: (walla) scrap heap!
36. Dialog RJ: Hey! Kade is not scrap heap!
37. Dialog K: She really --...
38. Dialog K: ...d -- d -- d ...
39. Dialog K: ...d -- d -- d ...
40. Dialog K: ... damages my calm.
41. Dialog RJ: Ok, look, ...
42. Dialog RJ: ... we just really need to know where that arm went.
43. Dialog C: Yeah, I seen where your arm twent. ...
44. Dialog C: ... Wacha gonna give me for it? ...
45. Dialog C: ... Oh wait. All youse got is garbage!
46. Dialog RJ: That's -- ...
47. Dialog RJ: that's not ...
48. Dialog RJ: ... all --
49. Dialog S: Way way way way wait...
50. Dialog S: Way way way way wait...
51. Dialog S: ... You ever seen one of these?
52. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
53. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
54. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
55. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
56. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
57. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
58. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
59. Dialog S: GAR GAR.
61. Dialog C: Hhhwhat?!...
62. Dialog C: ... A pegasus ...
63. Dialog C: ... pencil topper?
64. Dialog C: ... Pure garbage.
65. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
66. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
67. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
68. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
69. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
70. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
71. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
72. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
73. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
74. Dialog S: That's what the untrained eye would see. ...
75. Dialog S: ... But this here is a ...
76. Dialog S: ... But this here is a ...
77. Dialog S: ... rare Horse Dragon Scribbler 3000.
78. Dialog C: A horse dragon what now? ...
79. Dialog C: ... A huwhat?!
80. Dialog S: Exactamundo! ...
81. Dialog S: ...When's the last time you saw a sublime genuine equine Horse Dragon scribbler...
82. Dialog S: ...When's the last time you saw a sublime genuine equine Horse Dragon scribbler...
83. Dialog S: ...When's the last time you saw a sublime genuine equine Horse Dragon scribbler...
84. Dialog S: ...When's the last time you saw a sublime genuine equine Horse Dragon scribbler...
85. Dialog S: ... in real lifel?
87. Dialog C: I ain't never!
90. Dialog S: I bet you could get twenty boxes of scout cookies for that little guy!
96. Dialog S: Wow! I need one o' doze!
97. Dialog S: Wow! I need one o' doze!
102. Dialog S: Starlee's so hip!
106. Dialog S: OH! ...
107. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
108. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
109. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
110. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
111. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
112. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
113. Dialog S: ...You don't say!
115. Dialog C: Hot ginger snaps! ...
116. Dialog C: ... I want it! ...
117. Dialog C: ... I ...
118. Dialog C: ... need it!
130. Dialog S: Easy there! ...
131. Dialog S: Easy there! ...
132. Dialog S: ...Where'd that ...
133. Dialog S: ... arm go?
135. Dialog C: Fine! ...
136. Dialog C: Fine! ...
137. Dialog C: Fine! ...
138. Dialog C: ... Your arm went back ...
139. Dialog C: ... to where it belongs. ...
140. Dialog C: ... to where it belongs. ...
141. Dialog C: ... to where it belongs. ...
142. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
143. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
144. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
145. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
146. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
147. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
148. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
149. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
150. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
151. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
152. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
153. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
154. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
155. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
156. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
157. Dialog C (VO): ... Humperfunks Junkyard.
171. Dialog RJ: (whispers) Kade! Starlee! I found it!...
172. Dialog RJ: ...It's by the old tire pile!
173. Dialog KADE: My high-five maker! Yeah dude!
174. Dialog S: Catch it, RJ! ...
175. Dialog S: ... It's gonna learn a lesson, ...
176. Dialog S: ... and Imma introduce it to the new teach,...
177. Dialog S: ... Miss Fist!...
178. Dialog S: ...She holds two degrees, a Masters of --
179. Dialog RJ: ok, cool, got it, thanks!
180. Dialog RJ: ok, cool, got it, thanks!
181. Dialog RJ: ok, cool, got it, thanks!
182. Dialog RJ: ok, cool, got it, thanks!
190. Dialog RJ: Gotcha!
191. Dialog RJ: Gotcha!
192. Dialog RJ: Gotcha!
201. Dialog RJ: Ooof!
202. Dialog RJ: Ooof!
203. Dialog RJ: Ooof!
270. Dialog RJ: Ha!...
271. Dialog RJ: Ha!...
272. Dialog RJ: Ha!...
273. Dialog RJ: Ha!...
276. Dialog RJ: I got it, you guys!
277. Dialog RJ: I got it, you guys!
285. Dialog RJ: I don't got it, you guys.
286. Dialog RJ: I don't got it, you guys.
296. Dialog S; Daaaang.
297. Dialog KADE: Not cool. ...
298. Dialog KADE: ... Impressive, ...
299. Dialog KADE: ... but not cool.
300. Dialog RJ: Blaaaarg!...
301. Dialog RJ: ...
302. Dialog RJ: ... This was my responsibility! ...
303. Dialog RJ: ... I was the captain! ...
306. Dialog RJ: ... I was the one who ...
307. Dialog RJ: ... I was the one who ...
308. Dialog RJ: ...got your arm lost! ...
311. Dialog RJ: ... If I didn't egg Kade on, ...
312. Dialog RJ: ... If I didn't egg Kade on, ...
313. Dialog RJ: ... he'd still have it!!...
314. Dialog RJ: ... Now, it's almost sundown, ...
315. Dialog RJ: ... and mom is going ...
316. Dialog RJ: ...TO KILL US!...
317. Dialog RJ: ...TO KILL US!...
318. Dialog RJ: ...TO KILL US!...
319. Dialog chant
320. Dialog chant
321. Dialog chant
322. Dialog chant
323. Dialog RJ: ... This is ...
324. Dialog RJ: ... (huf) ...
325. Dialog RJ: ... all MY fault!
326. Dialog S: (Horse Dragon voice) Whoa whoa whoa, ...
327. Dialog S: (Horse Dragon voice) Whoa whoa whoa, ...
328. Dialog S: (Horse Dragon voice) Whoa whoa whoa, ...
329. Dialog S: ... Who cares whos's fault it probably was or not really wasn't?
330. Dialog S: ... Who cares whos's fault it probably was or not really wasn't?
331. Dialog S: ... Muuu--
332. Dialog S: ... Muuu--
333. Dialog S: ... wahhh!
334. Dialog K: Yeah, ...
335. Dialog K: ... dude, ...
336. Dialog K: ...we're all in this...
337. Dialog K: ... togethers! ...
339. Dialog K: I got you, ...
340. Dialog K: .... bro.
342. Dialog S: Here comes the hug monster!
343. Dialog S: Here comes the hug monster!
344. Dialog S: Here comes the hug monster!
345. Dialog S: Here comes the hug monster!
351. Dialog RJ: Hey, Star, I thought you gave that pencil to Cobra?
353. Dialog S: Oh, ...
354. Dialog S: ... I found ...
355. Dialog S: ...a gaggle of these things in the trash. ...
356. Dialog S: ...they live with me now.
357. Dialog KADE: Whoa. If we only had a real Horse Dragon, we'd be, like, fast enough to get my arm back!
358. Dialog RJ: That's it!
359. Dialog MR. H: So ...
360. Dialog MR. H: ...your arm ...
361. Dialog MR. H: ...drove off ...
362. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
363. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
364. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
365. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
366. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
367. Dialog MR. H: ...with my hover rod?
368. Dialog RJ: I know, Mister Humperfunk!...
369. Dialog RJ: ...It's a strange situation.
370. Dialog MR. H: Nuthin's strange...
371. Dialog MR. H: ...when you're dealing with junk!...
372. Dialog MR. H: ...Why, all sorts of weird...
373. Dialog MR. H: ... clickity-clangers ...
374. Dialog MR. H: ... clickity-clangers ...
375. Dialog MR. H: ... clickity-clangers ...
376. Dialog MR. H: ... clickity-clangers ...
377. Dialog MR. H: ... come round here. ...
378. Dialog MR. H: ... This one time ...
379. Dialog MR. H: ... I saw a six horned snoofer goofin' around in the --
380. Dialog RJ: That's great, sir!...
381. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
382. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
383. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
384. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
385. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
386. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
387. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
388. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
389. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
390. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
391. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
392. Dialog RJ: ...But we really gotta catch that arm!
393. Dialog MR. H: Well, there's only one thing fast enough to catch that rod --
427. Dialog S: This puts that mower ...
428. Dialog S: ... to shame!
429. Dialog KADE: What dod we do now, Cap-eee-tan!?
430. Dialog RJ: Now we get in front of it.
448. Dialog KADE: --
449. Dialog KADE: --
450. Dialog KADE: It won't let us around!...
451. Dialog KADE: It won't let us around!...
452. Dialog KADE: ...most rude!
453. Dialog KADE: ...most rude!
454. Dialog S: If we can't go around,...
455. Dialog S: ...let's go over!
456. Dialog S: ...let's go over!
457. Dialog S: ...let's go over!
458. Dialog S: ...let's go over!
486. Dialog RJ: --
487. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
488. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
489. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
490. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
491. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
492. Dialog RJ: AHHHHH!!!!!
493. Dialog KADE: --
494. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
495. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
496. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
497. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
498. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
499. Dialog KADE: WOAHHHHH!!!!!
500. Dialog S: --
501. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!
502. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!
503. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!
504. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!
505. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!
506. Dialog S: YEAH HA HA HA HA!!!