Upgrade to Pro
— share decks privately, control downloads, hide ads and more …
Speaker Deck
Features
Speaker Deck
PRO
Sign in
Sign up for free
Search
Search
HOWARDPART2.pdf
Search
Sponsored
·
Your Podcast. Everywhere. Effortlessly.
Share. Educate. Inspire. Entertain. You do you. We'll handle the rest.
→
Alejandra Mertz
March 24, 2023
73
0
Share
Embed
Copy iframe code
Copy JS code
Copy link
Start on current slide
HOWARDPART2.pdf
Alejandra Mertz
March 24, 2023
More Decks by Alejandra Mertz
See All by Alejandra Mertz
Sketchbook 2023
amertz
0
66
Barry_Final_Fight_Pass_1.pdf
amertz
0
54
THERES_NO_S.pdf
amertz
0
44
Little_Mom_and_Pop_Agency.pdf
amertz
0
54
Buying_your_own_drinks.pdf
amertz
0
33
ShootOut.pdf
amertz
0
60
Sneak_Escape.pdf
amertz
0
64
Ectoplasm.pdf
amertz
0
70
Scary_Barry.pdf
amertz
0
53
Featured
See All Featured
Building Experiences: Design Systems, User Experience, and Full Site Editing
marktimemedia
0
550
Why You Should Never Use an ORM
jnunemaker
PRO
61
9.9k
Leading Effective Engineering Teams in the AI Era
addyosmani
9
2.2k
Creating an realtime collaboration tool: Agile Flush - .NET Oxford
marcduiker
35
2.5k
Tips & Tricks on How to Get Your First Job In Tech
honzajavorek
1
600
The Success of Rails: Ensuring Growth for the Next 100 Years
eileencodes
47
8.2k
SEOcharity - Dark patterns in SEO and UX: How to avoid them and build a more ethical web
sarafernandez
0
220
Done Done
chrislema
186
16k
HTML-Aware ERB: The Path to Reactive Rendering @ RubyCon 2026, Rimini, Italy
marcoroth
2
340
Rebuilding a faster, lazier Slack
samanthasiow
85
9.6k
Pawsitive SEO: Lessons from My Dog (and Many Mistakes) on Thriving as a Consultant in the Age of AI
davidcarrasco
0
190
10 Git Anti Patterns You Should be Aware of
lemiorhan
PRO
659
62k
Transcript
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog ELVIS Are you fucking out of your mind?
Dialog CECE Well somebody has to.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog CECE Uh thatʼs textbook workplace inappropriate. Also hell no.
Dialog ELVIS Fine. Bobby Ray will do it.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Canʼt be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Canʼt be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog ELVIS You didnʼt have cows.
Dialog BOBBY RAY We had a bull.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasnʼt milk.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasnʼt milk.
None
None
None
None
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog HOWARD Highly doubt it. BOBBY RAY Not a problem.