Upgrade to Pro — share decks privately, control downloads, hide ads and more …

Where's My Straw?

Sponsored · Your Podcast. Everywhere. Effortlessly. Share. Educate. Inspire. Entertain. You do you. We'll handle the rest. →
Avatar for Kyle Simpson Kyle Simpson PRO
February 17, 2014
Programming
5
600

Where's My Straw?

What does a drive-thru have to teach us about tool and process optimization?

Avatar for Kyle Simpson

Kyle Simpson PRO

February 17, 2014
Tweet

More Decks by Kyle Simpson

See All by Kyle Simpson
Past Time For Passkeys
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
160
Love/Hate: Upgrading to Web2.5 with Local-First (abbr)
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
150
Transforming Composition
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
180
Love/Hate: Upgrading to Web2.5 with Local-First
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
260
Zero Server Data Security
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
1
250
Imperative vs Declarative: Weathering the storm
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
490
Confessions from an Impostor
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
270
On the job interview... Composition
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
0
140
Mo'Problems, Mo'Nads
Avatar for Kyle Simpson getify
PRO
1
3.6k

Other Decks in Programming

See All in Programming
最初からAWS CDKで技術検証してもいいんじゃない？
Avatar for アキキー | Akihisa Ikeda akihisaikeda
4
160
守る「だけ」の優しいEMを抜けて、 事業とチームを両方見る視点を身につけた話
Avatar for Mitsui maroon8021
3
1.2k
maplibre-gl-layers - 地図に移動体たくさん表示したい
Avatar for Kouji Matsui kekyo
PRO
0
390
車輪の再発明をしよう！PHP で実装して学ぶ、Web サーバーの仕組みと HTTP の正体
Avatar for H1R0 h1r0
2
290
Understanding Apache Lucene - More than just full-text search
Avatar for Alexander Reelsen spinscale
0
140
Symfony + NelmioApiDocBundle を使った スキーマ駆動開発 / Schema Driven Development with NelmioApiDocBundle
Avatar for Shohei Okada okashoi
0
210
Feature Toggle は捨てやすく使おう
Avatar for gennei gennei
0
240
20260313 - Grafana & Friends Taipei #1 - Kubernetes v1.36 的開發雜記：那些困在 Alpha 加護病房太久的 Metrics
Avatar for ChengHao Yang tico88612
0
230
AI時代の脳疲弊と向き合う ~言語学としてのPHP~
Avatar for Sakurai sakuraikotone
1
1.5k
メタプログラミングで実現する「コードを仕様にする」仕組み/nikkei-tech-talk43
Avatar for 日本経済新聞社 エンジニア採用事務局 nikkei_engineer_recruiting
0
210
Migration to Signals, Signal Forms, Resource API, and NgRx Signal Store @Angular Days 03/2026 Munich
Avatar for Manfred Steyer manfredsteyer
PRO
0
120
仕様漏れ実装漏れをなくすトレーサビリティAI基盤のご紹介
Avatar for Kuniwak orgachem
PRO
7
2.9k

Featured

See All Featured
Creating an realtime collaboration tool: Agile Flush - .NET Oxford
Avatar for Marc Duiker marcduiker
35
2.4k
A Tale of Four Properties
Avatar for Chris Coyier chriscoyier
163
24k
No one is an island. Learnings from fostering a developers community.
Avatar for Antonio thoeni
21
3.6k
Distributed Sagas: A Protocol for Coordinating Microservices
Avatar for Caitie McCaffrey caitiem20
333
22k
A brief & incomplete history of 
UX Design for the World Wide Web: 1989–2019
Avatar for Jason CranfordTeague jct
1
330
Side Projects
Avatar for Sacha Greif sachag
455
43k
We Are The Robots
Avatar for Honza Javorek honzajavorek
0
200
We Analyzed 250 Million AI Search Results: Here's What I Found
Avatar for Josh Blyskal joshbly
1
1k
Why Mistakes Are the Best Teachers: Turning Failure into a Pathway for Growth
Avatar for Umar Saidu Auna auna
0
92
The AI Search Optimization Roadmap by Aleyda Solis
Avatar for Aleyda Solis aleyda
1
5.5k
I Don’t Have Time: Getting Over the Fear to Launch Your Podcast
Avatar for Joe Casabona jcasabona
34
2.7k
Technical Leadership for Architectural Decision Making
Avatar for Kenny Baas-Schwegler baasie
3
300

Transcript

  1. where’s my straw? kyle simpson http://getify.me @getify

  2. None

  3. drive-thrus

  4. None

  5. where’s my straw?

  6. take a step back...

  7. lessons

  8. what I see

  9. humility

  10. None

  11. temporary

  12. fortune

  13. no man is I am an island?

  14. maybe... what’s best for me is best only for me...

  15. observe where the world’s constraints on me are

  16. wt.. i don.. even.. how?

  17. wt.. i don.. even.. how?

  18. None

  19. local maximum

  20. None
  21. None

  22. @aral http://vimeo.com/77257232

  23. None

  24. hurry up and drive away

  25. point?

  26. standards

  27. “less” standards, better tools

  28. vs.

  29. ; vs.

  30. what if your team didn’t have to agree?

  31. github.com/getify/esre configurable 2-way code formatting

  32. not just styles, though...

  33. TC39 :: ECMA-262

  34. what if you could customize JS to your own liking?

  35. sweetjs.org JS macros

  36. None

  37. { block scoping }

  38. None

  39. es6 ftw

  40. be careful

  41. ftw ... fml

  42. never fear! github.com/getify/let-er --es6 ES3!

  43. http://traceur-compiler.googlecode.com/git/demo/repl.html

  44. how can I parse non-standard (or partial!) JavaScript? github.com/getify/literalizer

  45. wait, what exactly am I suggesting?

  46. democracy? anarchy? oligarchy?!? YES heresy!

  47. None

  48. JavaScript

  49. optional ternary-else

  50. optional ternary-else

  51. soft binding

  52. soft binding

  53. FoilScript: github.com/getify/foilscript

  54. ? team collaboration

  55. inversible transforms

  56. stay tuned on that...

  57. also see: https://speakerdeck.com/ariya/the-future-of-javascript-language-tooling also see: http://gregfranko.com/building-javascript-tools-talk/

  58. • esprima/acorn (parser) • escodegen (code generator) • escope/eslevels (scope

    analyzer) • istanbul (code coverage) • estraverse (analyze AST) • eslint (pluggable code linting rules) • plato/jscomplexity.org (complexity)

  59. • auto-correct misspellings • safely re-arrange scope • consolidate declarations

    • automatically reduce complexity • refactor boolean traps • optimize performance • ...
  60. None

  61. kyle simpson http://getify.me @getify thanks!!!