H&G Miss Direct Storyboards seq 1

1. Dialog
2. Dialog
3. Dialog
4. Dialog
5. Dialog
6. Dialog
7. Dialog
8. Dialog GRETEL OK, Miss Direct, we’re here!
9. Dialog GRETEL OK, Miss Direct, we’re here!
10. Dialog GRETEL (CONT'D) What do you want with us?
11. Dialog GRETEL (CONT'D) What do you want with us?
12. Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a little?
13. Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a little?
14. Dialog HAMSTER And could you turn down the heat a little?
15. Dialog HAMSTER It’s like the surface of the
16. Dialog HAMSTER sun in here!
17. Dialog HAMSTER I’ve been there,
18. Dialog HAMSTER so I would know.
19. Dialog
20. Dialog
21. Dialog
22. Dialog
23. Dialog
24. Dialog
25. Dialog
26. Dialog
29. Dialog
30. Dialog
31. Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and Gretel,
34. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we --
36. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Oh.
39. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Can you move over a little?
40. Dialog
41. Dialog
42. Dialog
43. Dialog MISS DIRECT (OS) *Ahem* Little further.
44. Dialog
45. Dialog
46. Dialog
47. Dialog
48. Dialog
49. Dialog HAMSTER Oh!
50. Dialog HAMSTER Oh!
51. Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
52. Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
53. Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
54. Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
55. Dialog HAMSTER Is that pickled herring?
56. Dialog
57. Dialog
58. Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
59. Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
60. Dialog GRETEL Hamster, come on!
61. Dialog MISS DIRECT Got 'em!
62. Dialog MISS DIRECT Got 'em!
63. Dialog
64. Dialog
65. Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and
66. Dialog MISS DIRECT Hamster and
67. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) Gretel,
68. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we finally meet.
69. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) we finally meet.
70. Dialog VILLAIN SOUNDBOARD *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN*
71. Dialog MISS DIRECT (her voice suddenly sounds like she’s inhaled helium) It is I!
72. Dialog MISS DIRECT Miss
73. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) (OS) Direct!
74. Dialog
75. Dialog GRETEL Whoa.
76. Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
77. Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
78. Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
79. Dialog GRETEL Why does your voice sound so weird?
80. Dialog
81. Dialog
82. Dialog MISS DIRECT Ugh!
83. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
84. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
85. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
86. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
87. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
88. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
89. Dialog MISS DIRECT Last time I buy a mask online!
90. Dialog
91. Dialog
92. Dialog MISS DIRECT Just ignore it.
93. Dialog MISS DIRECT My minions are poised to destroy the city.
94. Dialog VILLAIN SOUNDBOARD Mwahahaha!
95. Dialog MISS DIRECT But you can stop it
96. Dialog MISS DIRECT (her mask malfunctions again) if --
97. Dialog
98. Dialog
99. Dialog
100. Dialog
101. Dialog
102. Dialog
103. Dialog
104. Dialog MISS DIRECT (CONT'D) What was I saying?
105. Dialog GRETEL Something about
106. Dialog GRETEL Something about
107. Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
108. Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
109. Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
110. Dialog GRETEL minions destroying the city...?
111. Dialog MISS DIRECT Yes, yes, right!
112. Dialog MISS DIRECT You can stop it, IF you answer all my questions.
113. Dialog HAMSTER Oh, I get it.
114. Dialog HAMSTER You’re going to ask us some riddles and we have to --
115. Dialog MISS DIRECT No, not riddles,
116. Dialog MISS DIRECT just very direct questions.
117. Dialog MISS DIRECT just very direct questions.
118. Dialog MISS DIRECT First up:
119. Dialog MISS DIRECT where is the superhero known as Super Guy?
120. Dialog GRETEL That’s not a riddle.
121. Dialog MISS DIRECT I just said they weren’t riddles!