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April 08, 2021
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creasegrease is a troll.
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April 08, 2021
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Transcript
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Action Notes mouth smacking sfx
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Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx
Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx
Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx
Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx
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Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle
Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle
Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle
Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle
Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle
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Dialog Creasegrease: Yo, halt.
Dialog or whatever.
Dialog Jerk Knight: Hark! A bridge troll!!
Dialog No doubt with intent
Dialog to impede my forward progress. Action Notes 1-2 scratch
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Dialog to impede my forward progress. Action Notes 1-2 scratch
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Dialog I must gather my wits in order to push
through
Dialog it's undoubtedly
Dialog taxing--
Dialog Hey, can I have five bucks?
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Dialog Jerk Knight: Um.
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Dialog What?
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Dialog Creasegrease: Five bucks.
Dialog Gimme.
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Dialog Jerk Knight: This isn't--
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Dialog You're not doing this right.
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Dialog You're supposed to
Dialog tell me like...
Dialog tell me like...
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Dialog A riddle,
Dialog or somethin'.
Dialog or somethin'.
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Dialog Creasegrease: ...Okay.
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Dialog Gimme five bucks first.
Dialog Jerk Knight: (O.S.) NO!
Dialog You--
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Dialog Listen, I've done a lot of quests, alright.
Dialog Been to places
Dialog all over. Action Notes Fade In Graphic 1
Dialog Places you've never even Action Notes Fade In Graphic
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Dialog heard of.
Action Notes *beat*
Dialog Places you've never even Action Notes Fade In Graphic
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Dialog Places you've never even
Dialog Creasegrease: ...So?
Dialog Jerk Knight: SO I'VE MET A LOT
Dialog OF TROLLS AT BRIDGES!!!
Dialog Right???
Dialog And you don't
Dialog PAY
Dialog them...
Dialog You
Dialog SOLVE
Dialog their
Dialog RIDDLES.
Dialog RIDDLES.
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Dialog Creasegrease: Well, ok
Dialog pfffft
Dialog maybe I'm a different kind of troll!
Dialog Jerk Knight: (O.S.) Well, I'm NOT
Dialog a different kind
Dialog of adventurer,
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Dialog So tell me a riddle or die, how about
that.
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Dialog Creasegrease: If I let you stab me a couple
times to get that aggressive energy out,
Dialog then will you give me 5 bucks?
Dialog Jerk Knight: Wh--
Dialog You--
Dialog NO!
Dialog NO!
Dialog Creasegrease: Alright,
Dialog fine
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Dialog fine
Dialog Here's one.
Dialog ...
Dialog ...
Dialog What's two plus two?
Dialog Jerk Knight: That's NOT a RIDDLE. Action Notes Line
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Dialog Jerk Knight: That's NOT a RIDDLE. Action Notes Line
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Dialog Creasegrease: ...Okay, but what is it.
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Dialog Jerk Knight: It's NOT
Dialog a RIDDLE.
Dialog It's a
Dialog MATH PROBLEM.
Dialog Creasegrease: Okay, but what is it though?
Dialog Like do you know, actually??
Dialog Jerk Knight: I'm NOT DOING A MATH PROBLEM!! Action
Notes Line boil for this scene
Dialog Jerk Knight: I'm NOT DOING A MATH PROBLEM!! Action
Notes Line boil for this scene
Dialog Creasegrease: OKAY BUT TELL ME WHAT 2 + 2
IS??
Dialog BRO????
Dialog Jerk Knight: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dialog Jerk Knight: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dialog *DJ Jazzy Jeff Scream*
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Dialog Creasegrease: IT'S SEVEN BY THE WAY!!
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Dialog Stupid humans.
Dialog Don't even know basic math.
Dialog QuestKid: (O.S.) Yo.
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Dialog QuestKid: What's up?
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Dialog Creasegrease: Hey, you got five bucks?
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Dialog QuestKid: Oh yeah, for sure man.
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Dialog Creasegrease: Wait, for REAL? For SERIOUS?
Dialog QuestKid: Yeah, I'm heading to find golden treasure anyway.
Dialog Who needs it, right??
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Dialog Creasegrease: Hey,
Dialog thanks
Dialog man!!--
Dialog QuestKid: Waaaaait,
Dialog hold on...
Dialog You're a bridge troll, ain't ya?
Dialog Iont think I pay you dudes, don't you like...
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Dialog (O.S.) tell me a riddle?..
Dialog ...or a limerick or something?
Dialog This doesn't feel right...
Dialog Creasegrease: (O.S.) CMON MAN!
Dialog CAN'T WE FOREGO THE STUPID RIDDLE THING TODAY?
Dialog I don't have any ready, alright??
Dialog Do you know how hard it is to come
up with those??
Dialog FOR MAGIC'S SAKE, THEY SAID I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED
ANY ON MY FIRST DAY!!
Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x
Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x
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Dialog QuestKid: Wait, first day??
Dialog So is this like your job?
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Dialog Creasegrease: My first job, yes.
Dialog QuestKid: AWWW!
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Dialog Wait, so aren't you getting paid?
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Dialog Creasegrease: WOULD Y'--
Dialog YOU--
Dialog RAZZA
Dialog RAZZA
Dialog FRAZZIN
Dialog FRAZZIN
Dialog YEAH BUT
Dialog NOT UNTIL LIKE FRIDAY
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Dialog QuestKid: Well, dude, why do you need the 5
so bad right now??
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Dialog Creasegrease: There's a vending machine under the bridge.
Dialog I would simply like some snacks.
Dialog I forgot to pack lunch.
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Dialog QuestKid: (O.S.)...Aight, dude. I'll give you the 5.
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Dialog Under one condition.
Dialog Under one condition.
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