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 creasegrease

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  1. Action Notes 1-2 rushing water repeating

  2. Action Notes 1-2 rushing water repeating

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  9. Action Notes mouth smacking sfx

  10. Action Notes mouth smacking sfx

  11. Action Notes mouth smacking sfx

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  14. Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx

  15. Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx

  16. Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx

  17. Action Notes distant horse clopping noise sfx

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  26. Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle

  27. Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle

  28. Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle

  29. Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle

  30. Action Notes 1-4 walk cycle

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  56. Dialog Creasegrease: Yo, halt.

  57. Dialog or whatever.

  58. Dialog Jerk Knight: Hark! A bridge troll!!

  59. Dialog No doubt with intent

  60. Dialog to impede my forward progress. Action Notes 1-2 scratch

    loop

  61. Dialog to impede my forward progress. Action Notes 1-2 scratch

    loop
  62. None

  63. Dialog I must gather my wits in order to push

    through

  64. Dialog it's undoubtedly

  65. Dialog taxing--

  66. Dialog Hey, can I have five bucks?

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  75. Dialog Jerk Knight: Um.

  76. None

  77. Dialog What?

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  79. Dialog Creasegrease: Five bucks.

  80. Dialog Gimme.

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  87. Dialog Jerk Knight: This isn't--

  88. None

  89. Dialog You're not doing this right.

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  94. Dialog You're supposed to

  95. Dialog tell me like...

  96. Dialog tell me like...

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  99. Dialog A riddle,

  100. Dialog or somethin'.

  101. Dialog or somethin'.

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  103. Dialog Creasegrease: ...Okay.

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  107. Dialog Gimme five bucks first.

  108. Dialog Jerk Knight: (O.S.) NO!

  109. Dialog You--

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  113. Dialog Listen, I've done a lot of quests, alright.

  114. Dialog Been to places

  115. Dialog all over. Action Notes Fade In Graphic 1

  116. Dialog Places you've never even Action Notes Fade In Graphic

    2

  117. Dialog heard of.

  118. Action Notes *beat*

  119. Dialog Places you've never even Action Notes Fade In Graphic

    3

  120. Dialog Places you've never even

  121. Dialog Creasegrease: ...So?

  122. Dialog Jerk Knight: SO I'VE MET A LOT

  123. Dialog OF TROLLS AT BRIDGES!!!

  124. Dialog Right???

  125. Dialog And you don't

  126. Dialog PAY

  127. Dialog them...

  128. Dialog You

  129. Dialog SOLVE

  130. Dialog their

  131. Dialog RIDDLES.

  132. Dialog RIDDLES.

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  135. Dialog Creasegrease: Well, ok

  136. Dialog pfffft

  137. Dialog maybe I'm a different kind of troll!

  138. Dialog Jerk Knight: (O.S.) Well, I'm NOT

  139. Dialog a different kind

  140. Dialog of adventurer,

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  142. Dialog So tell me a riddle or die, how about

    that.
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  145. Dialog Creasegrease: If I let you stab me a couple

    times to get that aggressive energy out,

  146. Dialog then will you give me 5 bucks?

  147. Dialog Jerk Knight: Wh--

  148. Dialog You--

  149. Dialog NO!

  150. Dialog NO!

  151. Dialog Creasegrease: Alright,

  152. Dialog fine

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  154. Dialog fine

  155. Dialog Here's one.

  156. Dialog ...

  157. Dialog ...

  158. Dialog What's two plus two?

  159. Dialog Jerk Knight: That's NOT a RIDDLE. Action Notes Line

    boil for this scene

  160. Dialog Jerk Knight: That's NOT a RIDDLE. Action Notes Line

    boil for this scene
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  162. Dialog Creasegrease: ...Okay, but what is it.

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  164. Dialog Jerk Knight: It's NOT

  165. Dialog a RIDDLE.

  166. Dialog It's a

  167. Dialog MATH PROBLEM.

  168. Dialog Creasegrease: Okay, but what is it though?

  169. Dialog Like do you know, actually??

  170. Dialog Jerk Knight: I'm NOT DOING A MATH PROBLEM!! Action

    Notes Line boil for this scene

  171. Dialog Jerk Knight: I'm NOT DOING A MATH PROBLEM!! Action

    Notes Line boil for this scene

  172. Dialog Creasegrease: OKAY BUT TELL ME WHAT 2 + 2

    IS??

  173. Dialog BRO????

  174. Dialog Jerk Knight: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  175. Dialog Jerk Knight: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  177. Dialog *DJ Jazzy Jeff Scream*

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  186. Dialog Creasegrease: IT'S SEVEN BY THE WAY!!

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  188. Dialog Stupid humans.

  189. Dialog Don't even know basic math.

  190. Dialog QuestKid: (O.S.) Yo.

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  196. Dialog QuestKid: What's up?

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  198. Dialog Creasegrease: Hey, you got five bucks?

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  200. Dialog QuestKid: Oh yeah, for sure man.

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  203. Dialog Creasegrease: Wait, for REAL? For SERIOUS?

  204. Dialog QuestKid: Yeah, I'm heading to find golden treasure anyway.

  205. Dialog Who needs it, right??

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  209. Dialog Creasegrease: Hey,

  210. Dialog thanks

  211. Dialog man!!--

  212. Dialog QuestKid: Waaaaait,

  213. Dialog hold on...

  214. Dialog You're a bridge troll, ain't ya?

  215. Dialog Iont think I pay you dudes, don't you like...

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  217. Dialog (O.S.) tell me a riddle?..

  218. Dialog ...or a limerick or something?

  219. Dialog This doesn't feel right...

  220. Dialog Creasegrease: (O.S.) CMON MAN!

  221. Dialog CAN'T WE FOREGO THE STUPID RIDDLE THING TODAY?

  222. Dialog I don't have any ready, alright??

  223. Dialog Do you know how hard it is to come

    up with those??

  224. Dialog FOR MAGIC'S SAKE, THEY SAID I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED

    ANY ON MY FIRST DAY!!

  225. Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x

  226. Action Notes 1-2 heavy breathing cycle, repeat 3x

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  228. Dialog QuestKid: Wait, first day??

  229. Dialog So is this like your job?

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  233. Dialog Creasegrease: My first job, yes.

  234. Dialog QuestKid: AWWW!

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  236. Dialog Wait, so aren't you getting paid?

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  238. Dialog Creasegrease: WOULD Y'--

  239. Dialog YOU--

  240. Dialog RAZZA

  241. Dialog RAZZA

  242. Dialog FRAZZIN

  243. Dialog FRAZZIN

  244. Dialog YEAH BUT

  245. Dialog NOT UNTIL LIKE FRIDAY

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  248. Dialog QuestKid: Well, dude, why do you need the 5

    so bad right now??
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  250. Dialog Creasegrease: There's a vending machine under the bridge.

  251. Dialog I would simply like some snacks.

  252. Dialog I forgot to pack lunch.

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  257. Dialog QuestKid: (O.S.)...Aight, dude. I'll give you the 5.

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  259. Dialog Under one condition.

  260. Dialog Under one condition.

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