Let Me Speak to Hades (or: Charon and the Karen)

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    Charon: Ahh, yes!
    

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    Charon: Ahh, yes!
    

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    Charon: Ahh, yes!
    

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    Quittin' time!!
    

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    Finally, after a millenia of endless rowing,
    

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    After ages of hauling souls back and forth through the underworld,
    

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    After ages of hauling souls back and forth through the underworld,
    

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    FINALLY!
    

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    FINALLY!
    

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    My first weekend off.
    

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    My first weekend off.
    

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    A whole two days...
    

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    A whole two days...
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
    

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    Okay, keep it together, Charon.
    

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    One of these days, you're gonna fall in.
    

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    You are gonna fall in this endless pit of despair.
    

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    Then what're you gonna do?
    

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    Wait a minute...
    

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    Wait a minute...
    

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     Is that another person at the entrance...?
     

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     Is that another person at the entrance...?
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     May I get some service please??
     

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     Aw man cmon, it's quittin' time!!
     

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     Aw man cmon, it's quittin' time!!
     

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     No no no!!!
     

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     No no no!!!
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
     

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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM!
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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM!
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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM!
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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM!
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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM!
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     Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
     

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     Please.
     

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     Karenthyia: I'm sorry sir, it's just--
     

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     Ah-heh...
     

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     I've been waiting here for close to 10 minutes, I'm just...
     

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     wondering if I can get some HELP here...
     

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     Charon: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but the ferry is closed now for the weekend.
     

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     Karenthyia: Um...
     

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     Ah-heh...
     

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     Ah-heh...
     

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     Ex-cuse me?
     

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     Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
     

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     Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
     

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     Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
     

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     Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
     

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     Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
     

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     But I need breaks, so I bargained for weekends recently.
     

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     You're looking at the newest proud member of Teamsters DCCCXXXIX.
     

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     You're looking at the newest proud member of Teamsters DCCCXXXIX.
     

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     The main point is I'm closed now. You'll have to wait.
     

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     Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
     

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     Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
     

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     Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
     

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     Um...
     

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     Well that's just unacceptable!!
     

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     Charon: Um...okay.
     

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     Well, I'm going to--
     

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     Well, I'm going to--
     

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     Karenthyia: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
     

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     Karenthyia: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
     

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     Charon: Whuh??
     

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     Like...Hades?
     

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     Karenthyia: Yes! Get Hades down here now!
     

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     I demand passage through the underworld!!
     

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     Charon: Um...he's kind of a busy god...
     

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     I don't think he'd want to be bothered with this...
     

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     Also...I think he might actually be away at...
     

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     Olympus...right now...or something--
     

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     Karenthyia: (O.S.) Well then I want to go HIGHER!
     

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     I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus! Gaia!
     

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     I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus! Gaia!
     

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     I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus! Gaia!
     

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     I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus! Gaia!
     

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     I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I AM HELPED!!
     

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     Charon: FOR ZEUS'S SAKE LADY, ALRIGHT!
     

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     *sigh*
     

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     This is probably gonna break some labor laws...
     

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     Okay, it's 5 to 5,
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     We can probably do a quick there and back.
     

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     I'll take your fare and we can head out now.
     

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     Karenthyia: ...Fare?
     

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     Charon: ...Yyyes. The two coins placed on the eyes of your lifeless body during your burial.
     

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     The two coins you need for this ferry in order to pass through the underworld.
     

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     Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
     

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     Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
     

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     Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
     

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     Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
     

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     Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     Karenthyia: I was not um...
     

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     ...informed?? About the coins??
     

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     ...informed?? About the coins??
     

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     Charon: Quittin' time.
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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Charon: Quittin' time.
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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Charon: Quittin' time.
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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Charon: Quittin' time.
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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
     

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     I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
     

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     I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
     

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     I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
     

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