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DialogCharon: Ahh, yes!
DialogQuittin' time!!
DialogFinally, after a millenia of endless rowing,
DialogAfter ages of hauling souls back and forth through the underworld,
DialogFINALLY!
DialogMy first weekend off.
DialogA whole two days...
DialogTGI Aphrodite, baby!!
DialogOkay, keep it together, Charon.
DialogOne of these days, you're gonna fall in.
DialogYou are gonna fall in this endless pit of despair.
DialogThen what're you gonna do?
DialogWait a minute...
DialogIs that another person at the entrance...?
DialogKarenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
DialogMay I get some service please??
DialogAw man cmon, it's quittin' time!!
DialogNo no no!!!
DialogYes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
DialogSir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
DialogCharon: Ma'am? MA'AM!_______________Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
DialogPlease.
DialogKarenthyia: I'm sorry sir, it's just--
DialogAh-heh...
DialogI've been waiting here for close to 10 minutes, I'm just...
Dialogwondering if I can get some HELP here...
DialogCharon: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but the ferry is closed now for the weekend.
DialogKarenthyia: Um...
DialogEx-cuse me?
DialogCharon: I know, I know, this is my eternal mystical duty.
DialogBut I need breaks, so I bargained for weekends recently.
DialogYou're looking at the newest proud member of Teamsters DCCCXXXIX.
DialogThe main point is I'm closed now. You'll have to wait.
DialogKarenthyia: Ah-ha!
DialogUm...
DialogWell that's just unacceptable!!
DialogCharon: Um...okay.
DialogWell, I'm going to--
DialogKarenthyia: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
DialogCharon: Whuh??
DialogLike...Hades?
DialogKarenthyia: Yes! Get Hades down here now!
DialogI demand passage through the underworld!!
DialogCharon: Um...he's kind of a busy god...
DialogI don't think he'd want to be bothered with this...
DialogAlso...I think he might actually be away at...
DialogOlympus...right now...or something--
DialogKarenthyia: (O.S.) Well then I want to go HIGHER!
DialogI want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus! Gaia!
DialogI'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I AM HELPED!!
DialogCharon: FOR ZEUS'S SAKE LADY, ALRIGHT!
Dialog*sigh*
DialogThis is probably gonna break some labor laws...
DialogOkay, it's 5 to 5,
DialogWe can probably do a quick there and back.
DialogI'll take your fare and we can head out now.
DialogKarenthyia: ...Fare?
DialogCharon: ...Yyyes. The two coins placed on the eyes of your lifeless body during your burial.
DialogThe two coins you need for this ferry in order to pass through the underworld.
DialogBecause otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
DialogKarenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog...informed?? About the coins??
DialogCharon: Quittin' time._______________Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
DialogKarenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
DialogI'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS POSITION!
DialogI AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!