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Let Me Speak to Hades (or: Charon and the Karen)
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chad
October 02, 2023
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Let Me Speak to Hades (or: Charon and the Karen)
chad
October 02, 2023
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Dialog Charon: Ahh, yes!
Dialog Charon: Ahh, yes!
Dialog Charon: Ahh, yes!
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Dialog Quittin' time!!
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Dialog Finally, after a millenia of endless rowing,
Dialog After ages of hauling souls back and forth through
the underworld,
Dialog After ages of hauling souls back and forth through
the underworld,
Dialog FINALLY!
Dialog FINALLY!
Dialog My first weekend off.
Dialog My first weekend off.
Dialog A whole two days...
Dialog A whole two days...
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Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
Dialog TGI Aphrodite, baby!!
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Dialog Okay, keep it together, Charon.
Dialog One of these days, you're gonna fall in.
Dialog You are gonna fall in this endless pit of
despair.
Dialog Then what're you gonna do?
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Dialog Wait a minute...
Dialog Wait a minute...
Dialog Is that another person at the entrance...?
Dialog Is that another person at the entrance...?
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog Karenthyia: Excuse me!! Yoohoo!!
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
Dialog May I get some service please??
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Dialog Aw man cmon, it's quittin' time!!
Dialog Aw man cmon, it's quittin' time!!
Dialog No no no!!!
Dialog No no no!!!
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Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Yes hello? Hi? Yes? Some service?? Sir??
Dialog Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
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Dialog Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
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Dialog Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
Dialog Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM! _______________ Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
Dialog Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM! _______________ Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
Dialog Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM! _______________ Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
Dialog Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM! _______________ Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
Dialog Charon: Ma'am? MA'AM! _______________ Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?
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Dialog Please.
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Dialog Karenthyia: I'm sorry sir, it's just--
Dialog Ah-heh...
Dialog I've been waiting here for close to 10 minutes,
I'm just...
Dialog wondering if I can get some HELP here...
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Dialog Charon: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but the ferry is closed
now for the weekend.
Dialog Karenthyia: Um...
Dialog Ah-heh...
Dialog Ah-heh...
Dialog Ex-cuse me?
Dialog Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal
mystical duty.
Dialog Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal
mystical duty.
Dialog Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal
mystical duty.
Dialog Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal
mystical duty.
Dialog Charon: I know, I know, this is my eternal
mystical duty.
Dialog But I need breaks, so I bargained for weekends
recently.
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Dialog You're looking at the newest proud member of Teamsters
DCCCXXXIX.
Dialog You're looking at the newest proud member of Teamsters
DCCCXXXIX.
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Dialog The main point is I'm closed now. You'll have
to wait.
Dialog Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
Dialog Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
Dialog Karenthyia: Ah-ha!
Dialog Um...
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Dialog Well that's just unacceptable!!
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Dialog Charon: Um...okay.
Dialog Well, I'm going to--
Dialog Well, I'm going to--
Dialog Karenthyia: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Dialog Karenthyia: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Dialog Charon: Whuh??
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Dialog Like...Hades?
Dialog Karenthyia: Yes! Get Hades down here now!
Dialog I demand passage through the underworld!!
Dialog Charon: Um...he's kind of a busy god...
Dialog I don't think he'd want to be bothered with
this...
Dialog Also...I think he might actually be away at...
Dialog Olympus...right now...or something--
Dialog Karenthyia: (O.S.) Well then I want to go HIGHER!
Dialog I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus!
Gaia!
Dialog I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus!
Gaia!
Dialog I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus!
Gaia!
Dialog I want conference with the very top! Cronos! Uranus!
Gaia!
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Dialog I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I AM HELPED!!
Dialog Charon: FOR ZEUS'S SAKE LADY, ALRIGHT!
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Dialog *sigh*
Dialog This is probably gonna break some labor laws...
Dialog Okay, it's 5 to 5,
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog We can probably do a quick there and back.
Dialog I'll take your fare and we can head out
now.
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Dialog Karenthyia: ...Fare?
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Dialog Charon: ...Yyyes. The two coins placed on the eyes
of your lifeless body during your burial.
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Dialog The two coins you need for this ferry in
order to pass through the underworld.
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Dialog Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores
of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
Dialog Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores
of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
Dialog Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores
of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
Dialog Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores
of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
Dialog Because otherwise, you'll be forced to wander the shores
of the River Styx for hundreds of years.
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Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
Dialog Karenthyia: I was not um...
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Dialog ...informed?? About the coins??
Dialog ...informed?? About the coins??
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Dialog Charon: Quittin' time. _______________ Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME
HERE!!
Dialog Charon: Quittin' time. _______________ Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME
HERE!!
Dialog Charon: Quittin' time. _______________ Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME
HERE!!
Dialog Charon: Quittin' time. _______________ Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME
HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog Karenthyia: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I'M CALLING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!! I WILL SEE YOU
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Dialog I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU
HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
Dialog I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU
HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
Dialog I AM CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH ATHENA, DO YOU
HEAR ME! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!!!
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