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DialogLil' Scamp: Wow!! Whatta schnausah!!
DialogLil' Scamp: I just
DialogGOTTA have a ROUGH and TUMBLE pup
Dialoglike
DialogTHAT!
DialogYeeeeeeaaaaahh...
DialogA real pal who can assist me
DialogIn my boyish CRIMES!
DialogLil' Scamp: Thanks for the lift, partna'!!
DialogOoh Ooh, Hot Hot HOT!
DialogMrs. Wife: (o.s.) LIL' SCAAAAAAAMP!!!
DialogLil' Scamp: Cheese it, boy!
DialogMrs. Wife: LIL' SCAMP!
DialogGET BACK HERE WITH MY LOVINGLY PREPARED PIE!
DialogAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
DialogLil' Scamp: Hehehehehehehe...
DialogDarren: *sigh*
DialogLil' Scamp: (o.s.) Excuse me, boss!
DialogDarren: Huh?
DialogWho said that?
DialogLil' Scamp: Down here, boss!
DialogDarren: (o.s.) This is the most evil looking child I've ever seen...
DialogUh...can I help you?
DialogLil' Scamp: You sure can, mac!
DialogI'd like to purchase
Dialogthat canine you've got there in the window, please!
DialogDarren: Oh that dog's not for sale.
DialogIt's runoff from the local pound. It's stuffed right now.
DialogDog Catcher: We outta room!
DialogDarren: Also I think this thing has rabies--
DialogLil' Scamp: OH PLEASE MISTA
Dialogyou just GOTTA let me have that POOCH!!
DialogIt's FATE, I TELLS YA!
DialogThe age-old story
Dialogof a boy
Dialogand his dog!
DialogYeah, Adventure Time's a great show, listen--
DialogI legally CANNOT sell you a dog that's not mine to give away.
DialogAlso, again,
DialogI cannot overstate the amount of
DialogDISEASED
Dialogthis dog is.
DialogLike, he's not actually on display--
Dialog(o.s., continued) He's being quarantined.
DialogWe only put him here because it's sealed tight and we ran out of cages.
DialogIt's admittedly a little misleading.
DialogLil' Scamp: FINE!
Dialog(continued o.s. ) Who needs a dog!
Dialog(continued from o.s. ) Who needs a dog!
DialogNot me!!
DialogI won't be back, so don't expect to see me ever again!
DialogDarren: Great.
DialogHe's probably gonna come back here three separate times in different disguises trying to buy the dog.
Dialogbefore proceeding to run through a barrage of desperate attempts to swindle the dog from me in amontage-like fashion.
DialogUltimately hoping he'll wear me down and I'll just give him what he wants.
DialogEhh. I got nothin' else to do today.
DialogLil' Scamp: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dialog(continued o.s.) --OOOOOOOoooooo....
DialogDarren: What uh...time is it...
DialogAh, 4:30. Perfect.
DialogYeah, I quit.
DialogLil' Scamp: AHH!! A pup of my very own!!
DialogWe made it out like a bandit, boy!
DialogSay...Bandit...
DialogThat gives me a great idea!
DialogI just thought of the perfect name for you, boy!
DialogI'm gonna call you...
DialogIRONY!
Dialog...see, cause I think you're tough...like...
Dialogiron.
DialogYou're going to eviscerate me, aren't you.
DialogRabid Dog: *ahem*
DialogVery astute, my young friend.
DialogRRRRAAAAAGH