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Jared Ferret Eats a Carrot

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Jared Ferret Eats a Carrot

he wants to eat a carrot. do you understand

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  48. Dialog Jared: CAR-ROT.

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  50. Dialog Ben: (O/S) Jared??

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  52. Dialog Yo, Jared!

  53. Dialog Are you in the vents again?

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  56. Dialog Cause if you are, you live there now.

  57. Dialog I'm not breaking another finger.

  58. Action Notes *CRASH*

  59. Action Notes *CRASH*

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  71. Dialog JARED PUT THAT BACK!

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  77. Dialog Wh--

  78. Dialog HEY!

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  83. Dialog JARED!!

  84. Dialog JARED!!

  85. Dialog huhh

  86. Dialog guhh

  87. Dialog huhh

  88. Dialog STOP!!

  89. Dialog STOP!!

  90. Dialog huhh

  91. Dialog guhh

  92. Dialog huhh

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  101. Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat

  102. Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat

  103. Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat

  104. Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat

  105. Dialog Ben: JARED...

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  107. Dialog Give me the carrot.

  108. Dialog Give me the carrot.

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  113. Dialog Jared: Just what have you been hiding from me,

    Ben.
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  115. Dialog Ben: What??

  116. Dialog Jared: wHaT??

  117. Dialog Uh huh

  118. Dialog Uh huh Action Notes Jared nods on A, returns

    to prev position on B

  119. Dialog Uh huh Action Notes Jared nods on A, returns

    to prev position on B

  120. Dialog See, I went on the internet today,

  121. Dialog right?

  122. Dialog and I SAW

  123. Dialog --

  124. Dialog --

  125. Dialog that CARROTS...

  126. Dialog that CARROTS...

  127. Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat

  128. Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat

  129. Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat

  130. Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat

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  132. Dialog give you second sight.

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  135. Dialog Ben: Second...

  136. Dialog sight.

  137. Dialog Jared: Yeah, ability

  138. Dialog to see the

  139. Dialog future, y'know.

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  141. Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back

    of head A-B loop

  142. Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back

    of head A-B loop

  143. Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back

    of head A-B loop

  144. Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back

    of head A-B loop
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  152. Dialog Why were ya holdin' out on me, Ben.

  153. Dialog Afraid I'd finally pass you

  154. Dialog on the evolutionary ladder??

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  156. Dialog Ben: Jared...

  157. Dialog I think you might've...

  158. Dialog read something wrong--?

  159. Dialog Jared: WELL YA PLAN

  160. Dialog DIDN'T WORK

  161. Dialog BUDDY BOY

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  164. Dialog Ben: Wait, Jared,

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  166. Dialog DON'T!!

  167. Dialog DON'T!!

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  180. Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat

  181. Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat

  182. Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat

  183. Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat

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  190. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  191. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  192. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  193. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  194. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  195. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  196. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  197. Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*

  198. Dialog This feeling...

  199. Dialog This feeling...

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  202. Dialog This POWER!

  203. Dialog This POWER!

  204. Dialog This POWER!

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  209. Dialog (O.S.) YES!!

  210. Dialog (O.S.) YES!!

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  212. Dialog (O.S.) YEEEES!!

  213. Dialog (O.S.) YEEEES!!

  214. Dialog I'm becoming...

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  220. Dialog AN ORACLE!!!

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  222. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  223. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  224. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  225. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  226. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  227. Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat

  228. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  229. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  230. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  231. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  232. Dialog huhhh

  233. Dialog huhhh Action Notes A-B breathing

  234. Dialog guhhh Action Notes A-B breathing

  235. Dialog huhhh Action Notes A-B breathing

  236. Dialog guhhh Action Notes A-B breathing

  237. Dialog HGK

  238. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  239. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  240. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  241. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

  242. Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH

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  246. Dialog Ben: Yeah, you're a carnivore.

  247. Dialog You can't eat vegetables.

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  250. Dialog Jared: HGHLLLLLARRGH

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