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chad
January 29, 2021
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Jared Ferret Eats a Carrot
he wants to eat a carrot. do you understand
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January 29, 2021
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Dialog Jared: CAR-ROT.
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Dialog Ben: (O/S) Jared??
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Dialog Yo, Jared!
Dialog Are you in the vents again?
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Dialog Cause if you are, you live there now.
Dialog I'm not breaking another finger.
Action Notes *CRASH*
Action Notes *CRASH*
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Dialog JARED PUT THAT BACK!
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Dialog Wh--
Dialog HEY!
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Dialog JARED!!
Dialog JARED!!
Dialog huhh
Dialog guhh
Dialog huhh
Dialog STOP!!
Dialog STOP!!
Dialog huhh
Dialog guhh
Dialog huhh
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Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat
Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat
Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat
Action Notes Ben breathing heavy A-B loop repeat
Dialog Ben: JARED...
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Dialog Give me the carrot.
Dialog Give me the carrot.
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Dialog Jared: Just what have you been hiding from me,
Ben.
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Dialog Ben: What??
Dialog Jared: wHaT??
Dialog Uh huh
Dialog Uh huh Action Notes Jared nods on A, returns
to prev position on B
Dialog Uh huh Action Notes Jared nods on A, returns
to prev position on B
Dialog See, I went on the internet today,
Dialog right?
Dialog and I SAW
Dialog --
Dialog --
Dialog that CARROTS...
Dialog that CARROTS...
Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat
Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat
Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat
Dialog that CARROTS... Action Notes A-B rapid tapping loop repeat
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Dialog give you second sight.
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Dialog Ben: Second...
Dialog sight.
Dialog Jared: Yeah, ability
Dialog to see the
Dialog future, y'know.
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Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back
of head A-B loop
Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back
of head A-B loop
Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back
of head A-B loop
Dialog or somethin with eyesight, iunno. Action Notes rubbing back
of head A-B loop
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Dialog Why were ya holdin' out on me, Ben.
Dialog Afraid I'd finally pass you
Dialog on the evolutionary ladder??
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Dialog Ben: Jared...
Dialog I think you might've...
Dialog read something wrong--?
Dialog Jared: WELL YA PLAN
Dialog DIDN'T WORK
Dialog BUDDY BOY
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Dialog Ben: Wait, Jared,
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Dialog DON'T!!
Dialog DON'T!!
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Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat
Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat
Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat
Action Notes A-B chewing loop repeat
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Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Action Notes *rurgle gurgle*
Dialog This feeling...
Dialog This feeling...
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Dialog This POWER!
Dialog This POWER!
Dialog This POWER!
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Dialog (O.S.) YES!!
Dialog (O.S.) YES!!
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Dialog (O.S.) YEEEES!!
Dialog (O.S.) YEEEES!!
Dialog I'm becoming...
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Dialog AN ORACLE!!!
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Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Action Notes A-B laugh loop repeat
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog huhhh
Dialog huhhh Action Notes A-B breathing
Dialog guhhh Action Notes A-B breathing
Dialog huhhh Action Notes A-B breathing
Dialog guhhh Action Notes A-B breathing
Dialog HGK
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
Dialog Jared: HUUULARGHHH
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Dialog Ben: Yeah, you're a carnivore.
Dialog You can't eat vegetables.
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Dialog Jared: HGHLLLLLARRGH
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