Letter Rip

A cool, creative, board-driven style comedy!

1. Scene 01 Panel 1 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: Alright, folks. Mason Birch has three guesses remaining!
2. Scene 02 Panel 1 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: Will he guess it in one and become the youngest Letter Rip League player--
3. Scene 02 Panel 2 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: Will he guess it in one and become the youngest Letter Rip League player--
4. Scene 02 Panel 3 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: Will he guess it in one and become the youngest Letter Rip League player--
5. Scene 02 Panel 4 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: Will he guess it in one and become the youngest Letter Rip League player--
6. Scene 02 Panel 5 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: --ever? Or will he--not guess it at all and be disqualified for the next three years?
7. Scene 02 Panel 6 Dialog ANNOUNCER MARK: --ever? Or will he--not guess it at all and be disqualified for the next three years?
8. Scene 03 Panel 1
9. Scene 03 Panel 2 Dialog MOM: Cmon, Mace, you can--
10. Scene 03 Panel 3 Dialog MOM: --do--
11. Scene 03 Panel 4 Dialog MOM: --it.
12. Scene 03 Panel 5 Dialog DAD: Is STORB even a valid word?
13. Scene 03 Panel 6 Dialog TINA: Uhh... yeah? It means store-bought food. It’s--
14. Scene 03 Panel 7 Dialog TINA: --been in the dictionary for, like...
15. Scene 03 Panel 8 Dialog TINA: --ever now.
16. Scene 03 Panel 9 Dialog D: Dang... and Mason knew that?
17. Scene 03 Panel 10
18. Scene 03 Panel 11 Dialog D: (shouting) Go get ‘em, boy!
19. Scene 03 Panel 12 Dialog D: (shouting) Go get ‘em, boy!
20. Scene 03 Panel 13 Dialog M: Honey...
21. Scene 04 Panel 1 Dialog M: --it’s a sound-proof dome, remember? He can’t hear you.
22. Scene 04 Panel 2 Dialog D: Oh...
23. Scene 04 Panel 3
24. Scene 04 Panel 4
25. Scene 04 Panel 5 Dialog D: (yelling louder) YOU GOT--
26. Scene 05 Panel 1 Dialog (sudden silence)
27. Scene 05 Panel 2 Dialog (sudden silence)
28. Scene 05 Panel 3
29. Scene 05 Panel 4
30. Scene 05 Panel 5
31. Scene 05 Panel 6
32. Scene 05 Panel 7
33. Scene 05 Panel 8 Dialog SFX: (blip)
34. Scene 05 Panel 9
35. Scene 06 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (blip)
36. Scene 06 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (blip)
37. Scene 06 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (blip)
38. Scene 06 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: (blip)
39. Scene 07 Panel 1
40. Scene 07 Panel 2
41. Scene 07 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (Bong)
42. Scene 07 Panel 4
43. Scene 08 Panel 1
44. Scene 08 Panel 2
45. Scene 08 Panel 3
46. Scene 09 Panel 1
47. Scene 09 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: Chime (C)
48. Scene 09 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: Chime (D)
49. Scene 09 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: Chime (E)
50. Scene 09 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: Chime (F)
51. Scene 09 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: (BUZZZZ)
52. Scene 10 Panel 1
53. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog CROWD: (Gasps, oohs) MARK: Oh!! He just kissed the Pro Leagues goodbye!
54. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog MARK: Oh!! He just kissed the Pro Leagues goodbye!
55. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog MARK: Oh!! He just kissed the Pro Leagues goodbye! SFX: (blips)
56. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog M: Oh, Mason, sweetie...
57. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (BUZZZZ)
58. Scene 11 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (BUZZZZ) ANNOUNCER ED: And another wrong guess--
59. Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog ANNOUNCER ED: --right away, Mark. Not a good move. SFX: (rapid blips) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
60. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog ANNOUNCER ED: --right away, Mark. Not a good move. SFX: (rapid blips) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
61. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog ANNOUNCER ED: --right away, Mark. Not a good move. SFX: (rapid blips) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
62. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog ANNOUNCER ED: --right away, Mark. Not a good move. SFX: (rapid blips) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
63. Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog ANNOUNCER ED: --right away, Mark. Not a good move. SFX: (rapid blips) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
64. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog MARK: Ed these are the fastest guesses I've seen in a long time. I don't like the looks of-- SFX: (rapid blips)
65. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog MARK: Ed these are the fastest guesses I've seen in a long time. I don't like the looks of-- SFX: (rapid blips), then (Bong)
66. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog MARK: Ed these are the fastest guesses I've seen in a long time. I don't like the looks of-- SFX: Chime (C)
67. Scene 13 Panel 5 Dialog MARK: Ed these are the fastest guesses I've seen in a long time. I don't like the looks of-- SFX: Chime (D)
68. Scene 14 Panel 1 Dialog MARK: Ed these are the fastest guesses I've seen in a long time. I don't like the looks of-- SFX: Chime (E, then F), then (BUZZZZ)
69. Scene 14 Panel 2 Dialog MARK: Oh!! Six wrong guesses! CROWD: (louder murmuring)
70. Scene 14 Panel 3 Dialog MARK: Oh!! Six wrong guesses! CROWD: (louder murmuring)
71. Scene 14 Panel 4 Dialog MARK: Oh!! Six wrong guesses! CROWD: (Background murmuring)
72. Scene 14 Panel 5 Dialog MARK: Oh!! Six wrong guesses! CROWD: (Background murmuring)
73. Scene 14 Panel 6 Dialog MARK: Re-using a dead letter. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
74. Scene 14 Panel 7 Dialog MARK: Rookie stuff! CROWD: (Background murmuring)
75. Scene 14 Panel 8 Dialog MARK: Rookie stuff! CROWD: (Background murmuring)
76. Scene 14 Panel 9 Dialog MARK: Rookie stuff! See you in three years, Mason Birch. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
77. Scene 14 Panel 10 Dialog MARK: Assuming your life is remotely-- CROWD: (Background murmuring)
78. Scene 15 Panel 1 Dialog MARK: --together by then. CROWD: (murmuring quiets back down)
79. Scene 15 Panel 2 Dialog MARK: --together by then. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
80. Scene 15 Panel 3 Dialog MARK: --together by then. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
81. Scene 15 Panel 4 Dialog MARK: --together by then. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
82. Scene 15 Panel 5 Dialog CROWD: (Background murmuring)
83. Scene 15 Panel 6 Dialog CROWD: (Background murmuring)
84. Scene 15 Panel 7 Dialog D: Welp, I knew it. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
85. Scene 15 Panel 8 Dialog D: Bigger waste o’ time than that 3-hour superhero movie. CROWD: (Background murmuring)
86. Scene 16 Panel 1 Dialog CROWD: (Background murmuring)
87. Scene 16 Panel 2 Dialog MASON: (Inhale SFX) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
88. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog MASON: (sigh SFX) CROWD: (Background murmuring)
89. Scene 16 Panel 4 Dialog CROWD: (Background murmuring)