The Grassy Group in "The Malicious Mushroom"

Two friends are stopped in their tracks by a fungal foe who only wants one thing: to riddle! Written and storyboarded by Mike Kachur. Thanks to Charlie Gavin and Gus for their feedback.

Transcript

1. Scene 1 Panel 1
2. Scene 1 Panel 2
3. Scene 1 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: And so I said, "Her name is Kate!
4. Scene 1 Panel 4 Dialog AGDARF: It's not July,
5. Scene 2 Panel 1
6. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog AGDARF: because you said Kate's mom at the beginning!
7. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: because you said Kate's mom at the beginning!"
8. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog AGDARF: And then I won the riddle contest!
9. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog AGDARF: And then I won the riddle contest!
10. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)
11. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)
12. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)
13. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: I'm glad you had fun.
14. Scene 3 Panel 4
15. Scene 3 Panel 5
16. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: (GASPS) Slugging BG Pan stops here
17. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog YULPIE: (GASPS)
18. Scene 4 Panel 1
19. Scene 4 Panel 2
20. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: No--
21. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --no--
22. Scene 4 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: --no,--
23. Scene 4 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: --Gloob.
24. Scene 4 Panel 7
25. Scene 5 Panel 1
26. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: Remember, you don't get water from the grass.
27. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Remember, you don't get water from the grass.
28. Scene 5 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: We're almost at the well,
29. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: We're almost at the well,
30. Scene 5 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: where you can get--
31. Scene 5 Panel 7 Dialog YULPIE: --all the water you want!
32. Scene 5 Panel 8 Dialog YULPIE: --all the water you want!
33. Scene 5 Panel 9
34. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog AGDARF: Yulpie,
35. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog AGDARF: maybe he just doesn't wanna walk an hour just for a drink.
36. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: maybe he just doesn't wanna walk an hour just for a drink.
37. Scene 6 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason to settle for less than the best.
38. Scene 6 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason to settle for less than the best.
39. Scene 6 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason to settle for less than the best.
40. Scene 7 Panel 1 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a mushroom]
41. Scene 7 Panel 2 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a mushroom]
42. Scene 7 Panel 3 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a mushroom]
43. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--
44. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--
45. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--
46. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OOH-hoo-hoo. Looky--
47. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --here.
48. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: A nice,
49. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --fresh, de--
50. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --licious--
51. Scene 9 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: --lunch!
52. Scene 10 Panel 1
53. Scene 10 Panel 2
54. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)
55. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)
56. Scene 10 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)
57. Scene 10 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)
58. Scene 11 Panel 1
59. Scene 11 Panel 2 Action Notes (The Gloob drops onto his head
60. Scene 11 Panel 3 Action Notes (The Gloob drops onto his head
61. Scene 11 Panel 4 Action Notes And morphs)
62. Scene 11 Panel 5 Action Notes And morphs)
63. Scene 11 Panel 6 Action Notes And morphs)
64. Scene 11 Panel 7 Action Notes And morphs)
65. Scene 11 Panel 8
66. Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Luckily for you,--
67. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --mushroom law states you may go forth
68. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --*IF*--
69. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: --you can solve any of my--
70. Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --three favorite riddles.
71. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog AG: (GASPS)
72. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog AG: Yes!!!
73. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog AG: I've got this!
74. Scene 13 Panel 5
75. Scene 14 Panel 1
76. Scene 14 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the first!
77. Scene 14 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What color is the sky?
78. Scene 14 Panel 4
79. Scene 15 Panel 1
80. Scene 15 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Um...
81. Scene 15 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --blue?
82. Scene 16 Panel 1
83. Scene 16 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOO--
84. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --NG!!!!!!!
85. Scene 17 Panel 1
86. Scene 17 Panel 2
87. Scene 17 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: I was looking for "cerulean".
88. Scene 17 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the second!
89. Scene 17 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM: What is half a quarter-dozen rounded to--
90. Scene 17 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM: --the nearest integer?
91. Scene 17 Panel 7
92. Scene 18 Panel 1
93. Scene 18 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Okay, let's see...
94. Scene 18 Panel 3 Dialog AG: carry the seven...
95. Scene 19 Panel 1
96. Scene 19 Panel 2
97. Scene 19 Panel 3
98. Scene 19 Panel 4
99. Scene 20 Panel 1
100. Scene 20 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Two!!
101. Scene 20 Panel 3 Dialog AG: Two!!
102. Scene 21 Panel 1
103. Scene 21 Panel 2
104. Scene 21 Panel 3
105. Scene 22 Panel 1 Dialog AG: Look at this clown thinkin' he's smarter than--
106. Scene 22 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOONG!!!!!
107. Scene 22 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOONG!!!!!
108. Scene 22 Panel 4
109. Scene 22 Panel 5 Dialog AGDARF: Alright, last riddle!
110. Scene 23 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the--
111. Scene 23 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: THIRD!
112. Scene 23 Panel 3
113. Scene 24 Panel 1
114. Scene 24 Panel 2
115. Scene 24 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf,
116. Scene 24 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --don't you see? He's--
117. Scene 24 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: --always going to say you're wrong even if you're right.
118. Scene 24 Panel 6
119. Scene 25 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: How--
120. Scene 25 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --DARE--
121. Scene 25 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --you accuse me of such chicanery!
122. Scene 25 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: I am a mushroom of my word!
123. Scene 26 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: A quarter-dozen is--
124. Scene 26 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: --three, half of that is--
125. Scene 26 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: --1.5, round it up to the nearest whole number, it's--
126. Scene 26 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --2.
127. Scene 26 Panel 5
128. Scene 27 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: I--
129. Scene 27 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: er--
130. Scene 27 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: Gah!
131. Scene 28 Panel 1
132. Scene 28 Panel 2 Dialog AG: I guess that's--
133. Scene 28 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --mushroom talk for "you won the game!"
134. Scene 28 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: NO!!!!!! Action Notes [Agdarf trips and falls]
135. Scene 28 Panel 5 Action Notes [Agdarf trips and falls]
136. Scene 29 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: The only real way to pass is to bring me the--
137. Scene 29 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --stone of Sluglius. It's blue,--
138. Scene 30 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --perfectly round, and--
139. Scene 30 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --is covered in swirls,--
140. Scene 30 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --and--
141. Scene 30 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --has--
142. Scene 30 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): -- never been seen for--
143. Scene 31 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --hundreds and hundreds of-- AG (O.S.): Found--
144. Scene 31 Panel 2 Dialog AG (O.S.): --it!
145. Scene 31 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What the--?!?!
146. Scene 32 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Where did you get that?
147. Scene 32 Panel 2
148. Scene 32 Panel 3 Dialog AG: It was right at the edge of your stem!
149. Scene 32 Panel 4 Dialog AG: That big head of yours must be why you haven't seen it in so long.
150. Scene 32 Panel 5 Dialog AG: Next time you lose something,--
151. Scene 33 Panel 1 Dialog AG (O.S.): --maybe just stretch your neck a little. Now, if you'll excuse us, we really need to--
152. Scene 33 Panel 2 Dialog AG (O.S.): --maybe just stretch your neck a little. Now, if you'll excuse us, we really need to--
153. Scene 34 Panel 1
154. Scene 34 Panel 2
155. Scene 34 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
156. Scene 34 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
157. Scene 34 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
158. Scene 34 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
159. Scene 34 Panel 7 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
160. Scene 34 Panel 8 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
161. Scene 34 Panel 9 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
162. Scene 34 Panel 10 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!
163. Scene 35 Panel 1
164. Scene 35 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): You insufferable goons are going to be devoured so hard, your souls will ache and your BRAINS WILL--
165. Scene 35 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): You insufferable goons are going to be devoured so hard, your souls will ache and your BRAINS WILL--
166. Scene 35 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --MELT!!! I will make sure--
167. Scene 35 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --MELT!!! I will make sure--
168. Scene 35 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --that I--
169. Scene 35 Panel 7 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --chew you so thoroughly, that--
170. Scene 36 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --the very FIBER of your BEING wi--
171. Scene 36 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --kgghhhh!!
172. Scene 37 Panel 1
173. Scene 37 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): Ow!!
174. Scene 37 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): My head!! Gah! What--
175. Scene 38 Panel 1
176. Scene 38 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!
177. Scene 38 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!
178. Scene 38 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!
179. Scene 38 Panel 5
180. Scene 38 Panel 6
181. Scene 39 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE (O.S.): Yay! Keep going!! AG (O.S.): Atta Gloob!
182. Scene 39 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE (O.S.): Yay! Keep going!! AG (O.S.): Atta Gloob!
183. Scene 40 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): Ack, get off me!
184. Scene 40 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): Ow, my brain,
185. Scene 40 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): my beautiful brain!
186. Scene 40 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): And my blood!
187. Scene 40 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): It's all gone!
188. Scene 40 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): NOOOOO!!!!
189. Scene 41 Panel 1
190. Scene 41 Panel 2
191. Scene 41 Panel 3
192. Scene 41 Panel 4
193. Scene 41 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): Ouch.
194. Scene 41 Panel 6
195. Scene 41 Panel 7
196. Scene 42 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
197. Scene 42 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
198. Scene 42 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
199. Scene 42 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: Oh, you're the best little Gloob I could ever ask for!
200. Scene 42 Panel 5 Dialog AG: I think your days of riddling are over, ya fungus.
201. Scene 43 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): You haven't seen the last of me!!!
202. Scene 43 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): I'm still very loud!!
203. Scene 43 Panel 3
204. Scene 44 Panel 1
205. Scene 44 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Now we--
206. Scene 44 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --can finally get Gloob to the--
207. Scene 44 Panel 4 Dialog AG: --well!
208. Scene 44 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: Oh, I don't think we need to anymore.
209. Scene 44 Panel 6
210. Scene 45 Panel 1
211. Scene 45 Panel 2 Dialog GLOOB: (BURPS)
212. Scene 45 Panel 3 Dialog GLOOB: (BURPS)
213. Scene 45 Panel 4 Dialog GLOOB: (EXHALE)