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Programming, Motherf*cker

Introduction to what programmers do, for non-programmers.

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August 29, 2012
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  1. PROGRAMMING, ZBGURESHPXRE @mpaluchowski Michał Paluchowski

  2. None
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  4. Programmer

  5. Who we are What we do Why it breaks

  6. Honesty

  7. The computer only does what you tell it to do.

    Not what you want it to do. „ Anon.
  8. None

  9. Unlimited possibilities

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  11. var light = new Light();

  12. Mastery

  13. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
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  15. 50M lines

  16. 10 000

  17. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");

  18. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
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  21. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");

  22. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");

  23. printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2

    == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
  24. None

  25. schedule changes

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  27. Leadership

  28. Leadership Management

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  30. PROGRAMMING, ZBGURESHPXRE

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  32. A B N O +13

  33. PROGRAMMING, MOTHERFUCKER

  34. Michał Paluchowski President @mpaluchowski [email protected]