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Silas Martin
January 25, 2025
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I (don't) want to hurt you
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Notes *Ringtone*
Notes The person you've called is not available, please leave--
Notes Again with the no-pick ups!
Notes Again with the no-pick ups!
Notes Again with the no-pick ups!
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Notes Oli!?
Notes Oli!?
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Notes h'oh my gosh...
Notes h'oh my gosh...
Notes h'oh my gosh...
Notes h'oh my gosh...
Notes h'oh my gosh...
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Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this
Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this
Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this
Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this
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Notes And dead phone, great.
Notes Would it kill you to keep a charger on
your person?
Notes Well... I didn't want you to find me
Notes This again?
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Notes Why?
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Notes You can tell me...
Notes You can tell me...
Notes You can tell me... ya know?
Notes You can tell me... ya know?
Notes You can tell me... ya know?
Notes Oh! come on, Oli!
Notes Oh! come on, Oli!
Notes Oh! come on, Oli!
Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa
Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa
Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa
Notes Why do some animals with offspring accidentally eat their
offspring?
Notes Why do some animals with offspring accidentally eat their
offspring?
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Notes Because they're hungry?
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Notes Because they might mistake their offspring as prey
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