The Boondocks - White thugs

Storyboard for The Boondocks series, canceled season

Transcript

1. Scene 010 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Tonight, we?re looking at the growing phenomenon across the country. They?re sometimes called Woodlums or Whugs. Sociologists have referred to them as AWP, or Angry White People. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 1/76
2. Scene 010 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Tonight, we?re looking at the growing phenomenon across the country. They?re sometimes called Woodlums or Whugs. Sociologists have referred to them as AWP, or Angry White People. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 2/76
3. Scene 010 Panel 3 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Tonight, we?re looking at the growing phenomenon across the country. They?re sometimes called Woodlums or Whugs. Sociologists have referred to them as AWP, or Angry White People. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 3/76
4. Scene 010 Panel 4 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (CONT'D) They?re rich. They?re white. And their mad. We came to Woodcrest, Maryland - a county with a rapidly growing AWP problem - to find out why. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 4/76
5. Scene 010 Panel 5 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (CONT'D) They?re rich. They?re white. And their mad. We came to Woodcrest, Maryland - a county with a rapidly growing AWP problem - to find out why. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 5/76
6. Scene 010 Panel 6 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (CONT'D) They?re rich. They?re white. And their mad. We came to Woodcrest, Maryland - a county with a rapidly growing AWP problem - to find out why. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 6/76
7. Scene 020 Panel 1 Dialog Pardon me, sir but... you look rich and white. Why are you so mad? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 7/76
8. Scene 020 Panel 2 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN Okay first of all, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to be asking me why I?m mad? You wanna know why I?m mad? I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?m sick of this shit! People messing with us! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 8/76
9. Scene 020 Panel 3 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN Okay first of all, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to be asking me why I?m mad? You wanna know why I?m mad? I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?m sick of this shit! People messing with us! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 9/76
10. Scene 020 Panel 4 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN Okay first of all, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to be asking me why I?m mad? You wanna know why I?m mad? I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?ma tell you why I?m mad! I?m sick of this shit! People messing with us! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 10/76
11. Scene 020 Panel 5 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Who? Who is messing with you? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 11/76
12. Scene 020 Panel 6 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN None of your fucking business! Man, who the fuck are you to be asking all these questions, get that motherfucking camera out of my face! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 12/76
13. Scene 020 Panel 7 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN None of your fucking business! Man, who the fuck are you to be asking all these questions, get that motherfucking camera out of my face! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 13/76
14. Scene 020 Panel 8 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN None of your fucking business! Man, who the fuck are you to be asking all these questions, get that motherfucking camera out of my face! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 14/76
15. Scene 020 Panel 9 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN None of your fucking business! Man, who the fuck are you to be asking all these questions, get that motherfucking camera out of my face! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 15/76
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19. Scene 030 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Residents say the problem first started with the election of right wing County Executive Uncle Ruckus. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 19/76
20. Scene 030 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (CONT'D) Locals say the normally mild mannered and well off Caucasian locals started to become more aggressive - even violent. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 20/76
21. Scene 040 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (O.C.) (CONT'D) This local resident places the blame squarely on the shoulders of the Ruckus regime. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 21/76
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24. Scene 040 Panel 4 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh sure, this used to be a nice neighborhood before Ruckus showed up. With lovely white people. But soon as Ruckus took over - (shakes his head) It all started to change. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 24/76
25. Scene 040 Panel 5 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh sure, this used to be a nice neighborhood before Ruckus showed up. With lovely white people. But soon as Ruckus took over - (shakes his head) It all started to change. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 25/76
26. Scene 040 Panel 6 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh sure, this used to be a nice neighborhood before Ruckus showed up. With lovely white people. But soon as Ruckus took over - (shakes his head) It all started to change. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 26/76
27. Scene 040 Panel 7 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh sure, this used to be a nice neighborhood before Ruckus showed up. With lovely white people. But soon as Ruckus took over - (shakes his head) It all started to change. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 27/76
28. Scene 040 Panel 8 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh sure, this used to be a nice neighborhood before Ruckus showed up. With lovely white people. But soon as Ruckus took over - (shakes his head) It all started to change. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 28/76
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35. Scene 080 Panel 1 BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 35/76
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37. Scene 080 Panel 3 BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 37/76
38. Scene 090 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND The economic fallout from the pandemic devastated local white people, who suddenly found themselves unable to buy that third house, or second boat. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 38/76
39. Scene 090 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND The economic fallout from the pandemic devastated local white people, who suddenly found themselves unable to buy that third house, or second boat. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 39/76
40. Scene 100 Panel 1 Dialog ANGRY WHITE MAN My life is percent 7.3 less awesome, and it?s not fucking fair! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 40/76
41. Scene 110 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND In time, residents say local whites became more aggressive. Groups of professionals hanging out on street corners and parking lots, drinking fine scotch out of paper bags. Roving groups of drunk moms harassing park goers. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 41/76
42. Scene 110 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND In time, residents say local whites became more aggressive. Groups of professionals hanging out on street corners and parking lots, drinking fine scotch out of paper bags. Roving groups of drunk moms harassing park goers. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 42/76
43. Scene 120 Panel 1 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS Angry White People?! Hell, I?m one of ?em! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 43/76
44. Scene 120 Panel 2 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS Angry White People?! Hell, I?m one of ?em! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 44/76
45. Scene 120 Panel 3 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS Angry White People?! Hell, I?m one of ?em! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 45/76
46. Scene 130 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND Uncle Ruckus is the local County Executive and member of the Fascist American Party, or FAP. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 46/76
47. Scene 130 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND (CONT'D) He self-identifies as white, and thinks the Angry White People phenomenon is a good thing. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 47/76
48. Scene 140 Panel 1 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS It?s been far too long since white people with money had a fair shake in this country! I mean for 400 years it?s been one long pity party for niggas. Well the white man ain?t gonna take it anymore! Take it from me! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 48/76
49. Scene 140 Panel 2 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS It?s been far too long since white people with money had a fair shake in this country! I mean for 400 years it?s been one long pity party for niggas. Well the white man ain?t gonna take it anymore! Take it from me! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 49/76
50. Scene 140 Panel 3 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS It?s been far too long since white people with money had a fair shake in this country! I mean for 400 years it?s been one long pity party for niggas. Well the white man ain?t gonna take it anymore! Take it from me! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 50/76
51. Scene 140 Panel 4 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS It?s been far too long since white people with money had a fair shake in this country! I mean for 400 years it?s been one long pity party for niggas. Well the white man ain?t gonna take it anymore! Take it from me! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 51/76
52. Scene 150 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND And now, a new problem. Drugs. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 52/76
53. Scene 160 Panel 1 Dialog BIG FARM Man we out here selling antidepressants. Helping people. How can that be a bad thing? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 53/76
54. Scene 160 Panel 2 Dialog BIG FARM What are you, Pro-depresssion, muhfucka? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 54/76
55. Scene 170 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND This Woodlum went by the street name, ?Big Farm." BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 55/76
56. Scene 170 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND This Woodlum went by the street name, ?Big Farm." BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 56/76
57. Scene 180 Panel 1 Dialog BIG FARM Lot of people are suffering out here with moderate to severe conditions, you feel me? And we got the cures for what ails ?em. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 57/76
58. Scene 180 Panel 2 Dialog BIG FARM Lot of people are suffering out here with moderate to severe conditions, you feel me? And we got the cures for what ails ?em. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 58/76
59. Scene 180 Panel 3 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND But you?re selling medicine that needs to be prescribed by a doctor. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 59/76
60. Scene 180 Panel 4 Dialog BIG FARM Oh it?s all good, I am an MD. Licensed to practice and everythang, what you need? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 60/76
61. Scene 190 Panel 1 Dialog GRANDDAD Oh yeah, they out there selling drugs. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 61/76
62. Scene 190 Panel 2 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND What kind of drugs? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 62/76
63. Scene 190 Panel 3 Dialog GRANDDAD All kinds! They got... statins for cholesterol, they got arthritis drugs, cancer drugs, diabetes, you name it... One time they even tried to sell me some Viagra. They tried to charge me 30 dollars a pill! I was like, ?you crazy, get that out my face!? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 63/76
64. Scene 190 Panel 4 Dialog GRANDDAD All kinds! They got... statins for cholesterol, they got arthritis drugs, cancer drugs, diabetes, you name it... One time they even tried to sell me some Viagra. They tried to charge me 30 dollars a pill! I was like, ?you crazy, get that out my face!? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 64/76
65. Scene 190 Panel 5 Dialog GRANDDAD All kinds! They got... statins for cholesterol, they got arthritis drugs, cancer drugs, diabetes, you name it... One time they even tried to sell me some Viagra. They tried to charge me 30 dollars a pill! I was like, ?you crazy, get that out my face!? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 65/76
66. Scene 190 Panel 6 Dialog GRANDDAD All kinds! They got... statins for cholesterol, they got arthritis drugs, cancer drugs, diabetes, you name it... One time they even tried to sell me some Viagra. They tried to charge me 30 dollars a pill! I was like, ?you crazy, get that out my face!? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 66/76
67. Scene 190 Panel 7 Dialog GRANDDAD All kinds! They got... statins for cholesterol, they got arthritis drugs, cancer drugs, diabetes, you name it... One time they even tried to sell me some Viagra. They tried to charge me 30 dollars a pill! I was like, ?you crazy, get that out my face!? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 67/76
68. Scene 200 Panel 1 Dialog GRANDDAD (then) Biggest waste of 300 dollars in my life! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 68/76
69. Scene 200 Panel 2 Dialog GRANDDAD (then) Biggest waste of 300 dollars in my life! BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 69/76
70. Scene 210 Panel 1 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND And you?re okay with them selling drugs? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 70/76
71. Scene 210 Panel 2 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS Of course! These are upstanding white citizens, just trying to make a little money on the side. Like a lemonade stand that sells Humera and anti-depressants. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 71/76
72. Scene 210 Panel 3 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND But to kids, though? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 72/76
73. Scene 210 Panel 4 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS Saves busy parents a trip to the CVS. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 73/76
74. Scene 210 Panel 5 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND What about those who say that this is more proof that you are only tough on black crime, and you let these white people commit crimes out in the open. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 74/76
75. Scene 210 Panel 6 Dialog DALONTE DE?LEMOND How would you respond to that? BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 75/76
76. Scene 210 Panel 7 Dialog UNCLE RUCKUS I respond by saying ?duh,? nigga. BDK104 seq500 v01 rodrigo Page 76/76