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Transcript
DEATH TRIP Date: October 17 2025
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POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
POE: Excuse me- can you get your... Incorporeal shell? Out
of the way, please?
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PEA: Ok.
PEA: Ok.
Poe: Thanks.
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Poe: Sorry for running you over.
Poe: Sorry for running you over.
Pea: Sure.
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Pea: Wh- What's up?
Pea: Wh- What's up?
Pea: Wh- What's up?
Pea: Wh- What's up?
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Poe: I- uh... Are you free right now?
Poe: I- uh... Are you free right now?
Poe: Could I take you out for lunch?
Poe: Could I take you out for lunch?
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Pea: Yeah... Yeah I could eat.
Pea: Yeah... Yeah I could eat.
Poe: Cool...
Anthing ye're in the mood for?
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Poe: What was it like?
Pea: Um... I don't know.
Pea: It was kinda chill, I guess?
Pea: It was kinda chill, I guess?
Pea: It was kinda chill, I guess?
Pea: It was kinda chill, I guess?
Pea: There was grass.
Pea: There was grass.
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Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
Poe: ok?
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Pea: It was quiet?
Pea: Like a really nice quiet.
Poe: Why didn't you stay?
Poe: Why didn't you stay?
Poe: Why didn't you stay?
Poe: Why didn't you stay?
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Pea: I got hungry- I think?
Pea: I got hungry- I think?
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Poe: Yeah, this is kinda terrifying.
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Pea: On 3, okay?
Pea: On 3, okay?
Poe: Okay.
Pea: One...
Pea: One...
Pea: Two...
Poe: Wait-
Poe: Wait-
Poe: Wait-
Poe: Wait-
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Poe: Cool.
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Poe: Where'd you set up the beds?
Poe: Where'd you set up the beds?
Poe: Where'd you set up the beds?
Pea: Over there- by the water.
Pea: We'll wake up to a sick view of our
bodies.
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Poe: Awesome.
Poe: Awesome.
Poe: Awesome.
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Poe: Wasn't really a fan of that last one. It
hurt.
Poe: Wasn't really a fan of that last one. It
hurt.
Pea: You felt it?
Poe: For a split second, aye- but that split second
sucked. A lot.
Poe: For a split second, aye- but that split second
sucked. A lot.
Pea: Oh- well. I sorta liked it.
Pea: Oh- well. I sorta liked it.
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Poe: *grunt of disapproval*
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Poe: Did you always know you could do this?
Pea: No. I figured it out the day you killed
me.
Pea: No. I figured it out the day you killed
me.
Pea: No. I figured it out the day you killed
me.
POE: Ah. Sorry.
POE: Ah. Sorry.
POE: Ah. Sorry.
PEA: Yeah.
PEA: Yeah.
PEA: Yeah.
PEA: Yeah.
POE: How'd… How'd you know I'd come back?
POE: How'd… How'd you know I'd come back?
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POE: Wow.
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Poe: Hey.
Poe: What's a glock's favourite type of workout?
Poe: What's a glock's favourite type of workout?
Pea: Don't.
Poe: Pistol squats.
Poe: Pistol squats.
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PEA: What're you into?
PEA: What're you into?
POE: What do you mean?
POE: What do you mean?
POE: What do you mean?
POE: What do you mean?
POE: What do you mean?
POE: What do you mean?
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PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
PEA: Y'know… You into… Gals? Guys?
POE: Dunno. I'm into anything.
POE: Dunno. I'm into anything.
POE: Dunno. I'm into anything.
POE: Dunno. I'm into anything.
POE: Dunno. I'm into anything.
PEA: Oh, same.
PEA: Oh, same.
PEA: Oh, same.
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PEA: Do I fit into the 'anything' category?
PEA: Do I fit into the 'anything' category?
PEA: Do I fit into the 'anything' category?
PEA: Do I fit into the 'anything' category?
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POE: Sure.
POE: Sure.
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Pea: Don't smoke.
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Poe: Are you serious?
Pea: I don't like the smell?
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Poe: Are you serious?
Poe: Are you... Serious?
Pea: I prefer THAT to cigarettes.
Pea: I prefer THAT to cigarettes.
Pea: I prefer THAT to cigarettes.
Pea: I prefer THAT to cigarettes.
Pea: Cigarettes smell like ass.
Pea: Cigarettes smell like ass.
Poe: I just realised how creepy you are.
Poe: I just realised how creepy you are.
Pea: Huh- really?
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Hitman: Silly little cunts.
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Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
Hitman: Got loud enough to grab my attention.
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