South Park S25 - EP04 Back to the Cold War [ EXCERPT ]

Boarded from a preexisting script under a time constraint.

Transcript

1. 2504 BackToTheColdWar [ INT. Mackey's Office ] PROPERTY OF SOUTH PARK STUDIOS Boarded from a pre-existing script for practice and training purposes.
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3. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog [ TEXT PARAPHRASED FROM ORIGINAL SCRIPT AUDIO ] KEY Blue - Rough sketch / Layout Black - Clean Up / Final Draft
4. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: boom box plays 'Games Without Frontiers' by Peter Gabriel MACKEY *singing along*
5. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *knocking* MACKEY Yeah!
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7. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL Mr. Mackey, a word.
8. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY Of course, PC Principal.
9. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL I see that you've-
10. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL -called for ANOTHER nuclear emergency drill this afternoon?
11. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 10 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY Yes, that's correct.
12. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 11 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX *tapping desk*
13. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 12 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY We are going to be PREPARED.
14. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 13 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL Well, this is the seventh drill we've done in TWO DAYS.
15. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 14 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL And I see that you've also put in the budget a BOMB SHELTER and 20 VHS copies of Red Dawn.
16. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 15 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY VHS is still the best format when you think about it.
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18. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 17 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL Mr. Mackey... I'm starting to worry that this is sort of... NOSTALGIC for you. Like you're kind of ENJOYING it.
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21. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 20 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY Enjoying it? My job here is to have the kids ready.
22. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 21 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY They need to know what Russia is capable of!
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26. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 25 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY Ah-STEIFF-
27. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 26 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY -MEAN-yah PAH-koye.
28. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 27 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL You speak Russian?
29. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 28 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY No. But I've watched 'Hunt For Red October', like, 200 times.
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32. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 31 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL Mr. Mackey, I'm not asking you, I'm TELLING you. Stop with the drills and STOP putting ideas into our student's heads!
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36. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 35 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY No- no, you're right, of course... I'm- I'm OVERREACTING.
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38. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 37 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL Ok.
39. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 38 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY M'kay.
40. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 39 Duration 01 00 Dialog PC PRINCIPAL *sigh*
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42. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 41 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *SLAM*
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64. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 63 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *door creaks open*
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76. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 75 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX *door shuts quietly*
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91. Scene 1 Duration 01 37 00 Panel 90 Duration 01 00 Dialog MACKEY *GASP*
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