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Alejandra Mertz
August 20, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog TABITHA AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Dialog TABITHA AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
Dialog KING SHARK 240 There there. Iʼm saying words in
a calm voice. How is my tone? Is it soothing? Do you feel sooooothed?
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Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 You two are real ones!
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 I'm so happy youʼre here-
Dialog KING SHARK (CONTʼD) 241 I'm so happy youʼre here-
Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!
Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!
Dialog MAGICIAN 242 Iʼm going to need you to push!
Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!
Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!
Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!
Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!
Dialog TABITHA I AM PUSHING YOU SEXY TOP-HATTED SHITBAG!
Dialog KING SHARK She is pushing!
Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!
Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!
Dialog MAGICIAN I see a fin!
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Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Thatʼs eight!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Wait... Lucky number nineʼs still in
there!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 Wait... Lucky number nineʼs still in
there!
Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 244 PUSH MAMA!
Dialog TABITHA 245 Iʼm not your mam--aaaaaahhhhh!!!
Dialog TABITHA 245 Iʼm not your mam--aaaaaahhhhh!!!
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Dialog MAGICIAN He's not breathing
Dialog MAGICIAN He's not breathing
Dialog KING SHARK ..What? :C
Dialog KING SHARK ..What? :C
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Dialog MAGICIAN (CONTʼD) 247 Is THIS your card?!
Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my
card!
Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my
card!
Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my
card!
Dialog TABITHA (through tears) 248 Thatʼs my card! Thatʼs my
card!
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
Dialog CHEERS
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Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of
your friendship pie!
Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of
your friendship pie!
Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of
your friendship pie!
Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of
your friendship pie!
Dialog CLAYFACE 249 It is I! The missing piece of
your friendship pie!
Dialog IVY Save it for your show!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 I heard the unmistakable sounds of shark
labor from the hallway
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this
seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this
seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this
seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this
seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 and knew I could not miss this
seminal moment in my dear friendʼs life!
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Dialog CLAYFACE To Celebrate this momentous day,
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE I am gifting these new Bebes front row
seats to my show!
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You
Dialog CLAYFACE 251 Fuck You
Dialog IVY You Bitch.
Dialog IVY You Bitch.
Dialog IVY You Bitch.
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK Now, as written in our great sea
laws
Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to
the birth shall be the godparents
Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to
the birth shall be the godparents
Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to
the birth shall be the godparents
Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to
the birth shall be the godparents
Dialog KING SHARK The two dykes in closest proximity to
the birth shall be the godparents
Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!
Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!
Dialog KING SHARK But Screw tradition!!
Dialog King Shark Harley and Ivy,
Dialog King Shark Would you do us the honor of
be godmothers?
Dialog IVY Fuck Yea! HQ Of course we'll be godparents!
Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the
sea now.
Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the
sea now.
Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the
sea now.
Dialog TABITHA Okay well, I'm gonna jet back under the
sea now.
Dialog KING SHARK What do you mean?
Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!
Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!
Dialog KING SHARK I wanna Co-Parent!
Dialog TABITHA We are Gonna Co-parent
Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can
have the rest or whatever
Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can
have the rest or whatever
Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can
have the rest or whatever
Dialog TABITHA I'm taking the first born and you can
have the rest or whatever
Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I
think you'll be an okay Dad.
Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I
think you'll be an okay Dad.
Dialog TABITHA You took care of me today so I
think you'll be an okay Dad.
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Dialog TABITHA See you when the future King turns Five
and the seahorses bless his training crown
Dialog TABITHA See you when the future King turns Five
and the seahorses bless his training crown
Dialog TABITHA Peace.
Dialog TABITHA Peace.
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