John, I'm the director of technology for infinity interactive. in my free time, i maintain a few Perl modules, i moderate the perl-beginners and yapc chat lists, and i was the speaker co-ordinator for this year's yapc ! photo credit: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151322842078952
YAPC, and our community, and about getting old, and ennui, and I'm hopefully going to tie that together into a story. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/andosteinmetz/2901325908
I advocate for something, it doesn't mean I think anybody is, or has been, doing anything wrong; it just means that I think there's a potential way to do it better. Thanks for coming to the talk and listening to what I have to say.
Austin. And, once I got over the shock, I said sure -- because you just don't turn down this opportunity. I had no idea what I might say, and I've spent big chunks of time over the last year pondering what I might talk about. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/4708183318
be speaker coordinator for this year. I had a couple of motivations. First, I had the opportunity to set up the speaker schedule to be the YAPC that I really wanted to go to, which is easily one of the top 3 things I've been involved with in the Perl community. Secondly, more selfishly, I got to schedule my own talk time. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/4711205732
my boss quitting and my getting promoted to do his job right when most the organizing was supposed to happen. ! photo credit: received from the subject
mentioned, not dead attendance for YAPC is down a little this year, but that's because last year was abnormally large ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/adrian_wallett/2324532081
stars from overseas, and hard-core perl hackers come together to meet” to “Geeks festival to talk about anything about programming, testing to Web stuff”. - miyagawa quoted from http://weblog.bulknews.net/post/62389986200/yapc-asia-2013
projects and other non-Perl topics that I thought would interest the YAPC community almost a full track this year would be awesome to have even more in this track next year including recruiting speakers from outside the YAPC community ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/moonlightbulb/3338852116
guest keynote speaker (all props to perigrin) let's hear it one more time for charlie stross, our special guest keynote. we are probably tapped out on Hugo-winning CPAN authors for the moment, but finding willing, well known people from outside the usual "YAPC"/"Perl" bubble is a great way to attract attendees from outside that bubble as well -- did anybody specifically attend just to see Charlie? photo credit: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Charles_Stross_at_EasterCon_2012.jpg
credit here) nonetheless this is a good idea give attendees a _much_ wider selection of training options * other langs , hardware , roasting coffee, etc ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/stella12/13017279025
lets some of our "expats" bring some of their new experiences back into the community Piers Cawley is a great example of this also gives them an excuse to return to the community, where we can eat^Wpick their brains for new things to steal photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/perfesser/536653864
we're a polyglot community *by design* _from the jump_ this is a strength the rest of the coding world is finally starting to catch up with us * osb / strangeloop / that conference we need to double down on our polyglot heritage ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/an_untrained_eye/3075008647
work and that gets said a lot you think you know _i_ thought i knew unless you have done this, you have _no idea_ many organizers are effectively doing this on "work" time in kind donations, basically the head organizer position, however, _is_ a full time job for a good chunk of this process. this conference, and other YAPC conferences, are critical to the effective ongoing development of Perl5 and Perl6 TPF should establish a grant to compensate the YAPC head organizer for the amount of time involved in putting this conference together
19 years apart (this is how I remember Perl's birthday). Luckily, I did _not_ realize this when she was born, avoiding all sorts of awkward naming stories. ! photo credit: speaker
life son Anyway... In your mid-20s, typically, you'll start to hit that "not in college anymore" phase. You start to maybe realize that some of the stuff you used to do is maybe not as cool as you used to think. I think this is starting to happen in the Perl community, right on schedule. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/4711890750/in/photostream/
that you want to belong to." – Me. As the Perl / YAPC community matures, my hope is that we can all take this to heart, regardless of what formulation you prefer. Because the jerks and the trolls and all the other annoying people out there – this is what they're already doing. And if we don't do something to counter-act that influence, we end up with lousy, horrible communities.
don't have to be confrontational. There's been a thread going on p5p, on and off, for a few years. Two reasonably well known Perl hackers, sniping at each other. Last week, Dave Golden started engaging one of them, summarizing his arguments back to him, and asking him to clarify his position. Most importantly, Dave is refusing to let the guy insult him. Not by demanding respect, but by just refusing to acknowledge the slights. We really need people to do more of this. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/doug88888/2796304725
another aside, i'd like to take a moment to talk about an analogy... if we compare Internet conversation to food, "well actually" is the $2 slice place across from the dive bar in the college town. The one that's only open from midnight to 3am, that serves giant greasy $2 slices, and features _both_ kinds of pizza, sausage _and_ pepperoni. Part of this move towards maturity I'm talking about is realizing that the pizza at that place was never as good as you thought it was, and it was really probably pretty bad for you. The same thing applies to "well, actually" in Internet conversation photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/santheo/2609776451#
realize "legacy" is not just an adjective you use to describe complicated code you didn't write. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/countylemonade/5651851859
stuff is not really centralized. We started out pre-Web, we revere whipupitude, and people just went out and _did_ things ... which then got to be important. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wheatfields/3027326598
stuff, not under any centralized control, is pretty much an anti-pattern when it comes to building reliable, sustained services, like the kind of things you want the software you're building to be depending on. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wicho/42723929
if you're running something that is important for Perl, and _you're_ running it, as opposed to a group of people, you _really_ need to do something about removing the SPOF that stares back at you in the mirror every day. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/axelhartmann/13995474213
bits for other essential modules distribution of responsibility across the moose cabal photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/nomadic_lass/12507275045
did he say 'irc.perl.org', the biggest bastion of bas...jerks in the Perl world? the Mos Eisley Cantina of Perl? Yeah, I did. There are ongoing efforts to introduce community-based governance, to define and enforce a SoC, and to expand the number of network operators to make the network clearly independent of any individual or organization. That, to me, is a significant commitment to properly handling legacy. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/sedagenvakna/5127877151
intend to become the chat network hub of the Perl world, it just happened. Part of what I'm hailing as maturity in the community is the network operators pushing for the community to regulate itself. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/sayonara/33938725/
a process, probably over a period of months-if-not-years, but another part of maturity is realizing that complicated things can take time to sort out. Come join us and help -- if you care about irc.perl.org, you should be paying attention to this.
a minute. I've been talking about "community" a lot, Perl community, YAPC community. Sort of a misnomer, because we're really a bunch of different related communities -- Dancer, Mojo, #perl, Moose, p5p, YAPC/*PW ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/202872717
points -- we're all Perl coders, or at least we were at some point -- and we have a lot of common interests, and we share a lot of infrastructure, in irc.perl.org, YAPC and Perl workshops, mailing lists. We also share TPF, which funds a lot of this, wholly or partially.
demeaning, discriminatory or harassing behavior and speech. Be mindful of your surroundings and of your fellow participants. Alert conference organizers if you notice a dangerous situation or someone in distress. ! 4. Unacceptable Behavior Unacceptable behaviors include: intimidating, harassing, abusive, discriminatory, derogatory or demeaning conduct by any attendees. All YAPC::NA venues may be shared with members of the public; please be respectful to all patrons of these locations. ! Harassment includes: offensive verbal comments related to gender, sexual orientation, race, religion, disability; inappropriate use of nudity and/or sexual images (including presentation slides); deliberate intimidation, stalking or following; harassing photography or recording; sustained disruption of talks or other events; inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention. ! 5. Consequences of Unacceptable Behavior Unacceptable behavior by other attendees, organizers, venue staff, sponsors, or other patrons of YAPC::NA venues will not be tolerated. ! Anyone asked to stop unacceptable behavior is expected to comply immediately. ! If anyone engages in unacceptable behavior, the conference organizers may take any action they deem appropriate including expulsion from the conference without warning or refund. YAPC Standards of Conduct extracted from http://www.yapcna.org/yn2014/conduct.html
applies. ! • Everyone will be reasonable. • Everyone expects everyone else to be reasonable. • No one is special. • Do not be offended if someone suggests you are not being reasonable. ! Additionally, please take note of the following: ! • Be considerate, respectful, and collaborative. • Alert the staff if you notice a dangerous situation or someone in distress. • Intimidating, harassing, abusive, discriminatory, derogatory or demeaning conduct are among the types of unreasonable behaviors deemed to be unacceptable. ! Harassing behavior includes, but is not limited to: offensive comments related to gender, sexual orientation, race, religion, disability; inappropriate use of nudity and/or sexual images; deliberate intimidation, stalking or following; sustained disruption of channel activity; unwelcome sexual attention; ignore and/or ban evasion. ! Anyone asked to stop unacceptable behavior is expected to comply immediately. ! If an individual engages in unacceptable behavior, the opers may take any action they deem appropriate within the bounds of the governance policies. Initial violations or violations believed be unintentional, if not repeated, will likely only result in warnings. Repeated violations or intentional harassment will be meet with increasingly severe responses. ! extracted from http://www.irc.perl.org/rules.html
communities -- all of them -- need to be welcoming, inclusive, and have clearly defined expectations around behavior. Among the many reasons for this are helping to retain existing community members as well as not repelling potential new ones. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/aloha75/8015841559
mentioned in my intro that one of the things I do in the community is moderate a couple mailing lists, perl-beginners and the yapc chat list. Notably, these are both lists that feature a lot of newcomers to our collection of communities. I'm announcing now that these mailing lists will both be adopting the a SoC that is essentially the same as YAPC and irc.perl.org photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/chocolatefrogs/8101793544
responsible for other parts of the community -- other mailing lists, shared blog systems, forums, and so on -- to follow suit. This is an important part of our community growing up. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/drgandy/22373340
a commitment to not fund events or projects that don't publish a SoC that is similar to or compatible with the existing SoCs in the Perl world. photo credit: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/PSM_V52_D607_Leader_of_the_caravan.jpg
with one person -- liz gave a very nice talk with this title, talking about different versions, implementations, of the perl language which is a lovely concept, but not at all what i meant
to be all that healthy, and they're really not all that great about coming up with new ideas so some exchange is nice photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/waltercallens/6647792097
be nice Which, again, brings us back to the changes in the YAPC programming, the need to have community wide standards of behavior, so that newcomers don't get rapidly alienated, and so forth photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/allnamestaken007/5038622426
of those expats back, even if just for a conference another reason to rebrand as polyglot (it's easier for them to return if it's clear we want to hear about what they're doing now, not just tell them how they made a mistake) photo credit: speaker
to encourage people that are leaving to mention the good with the bad. so many times i meet ex-perl people and all they can talk about is the crappy legacy code they used to have to work on which, to be fair, i too have known the pain of maintaining junky legacy code bases after the original developers have quit photo credit: http://i.imgur.com/KgqSumj.jpg
i want to single out one thing in particular no, not CPAN it was great, but honestly, other things have caught up or even surpassed cpan, in some cases yeah, i said it photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/iggysan/12145241203
language is close to: CPAN testers when coding in other languages, i miss CPAN testers _so_ _much_ and nobody outside Perl has any idea about this great thing our community has built photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/rickele/9515446836
CPAN testers -- is anybody _here_ involved? -- you need to be at other conferences. You need to be at OSCON, OSB, PyCon, Gophercon, whatever. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/brendanbiele/3279911647
'em it's written in Perl, for Perl! Just describe it as a distributed, fault tolerant, self-organizing, volunteer-run, cross-platform continuous integration platform. Mention "volunteer-run" and "free to end users" *a lot*, because setting this stuff up is a huge headache and ... well, I don't mean to shock you, but ... in other communities, people _pay_ for this type of service. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/busyprinting/4224065595/
a screen shot or three, with the logos filed off. And then, at the end of the talk, when people are begging you, "hey, how do we get in on this, how do we test our software with this", *THEN* you tell 'em it's written in Perl, for Perl. And then you... photo credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortage_economy#mediaviewer/File:Kolejka.jpeg
not stolen the idea of CPAN Testers from us, is criminal. Expats, those of you already established in other communities, you need to be telling people about CPAN Testers too. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/robnas/3400482826
of the Iliad and the Odyssey. If you're not familiar with those, basically, in modern terms ... this guy invented the road trip. The word odyssey, in the sense of a long epic trip, is _named_ after him. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/pelegrino/6401524629
the earth having adventures like Kaine in Kung Fu n'shit, and then he finally makes it back home. The poem is basically about how bored he ends up being, with nothing to do but sit on his throne and rule over his people. photo credit: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/David_Carradine_Kung_Fu_1972.JPG
long (but good), so I'm only going to read you the end bit, which is the part that's really relevant to my point here. The first part of the poem is largely him complaining about how bored he is, how there's nothing to do, his son is ready to take over the king business, and he'll do a good job ... and Ulysses is old and tired, so really, what is he good for, anyway
closes all: but something ere the end, Some work of noble note, may yet be done, Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods. The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks: The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/quinnanya/3874491065#
furrows; for my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars, until I die. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/robwallace/229816247
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles, And see the great Achilles, whom we knew Though much is taken, much abides; and though We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. photo credit: photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/leguan001/916635003
a year, when the "i've seen this before" and the "there's nothing good to do anymore" feelings start to get to strong, as a reminder: you don't have to stay where you are, you can move on. photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/legofenris/5441798680
and I want to say again, I say this from a place of love for Perl and for YAPC: If you're "mature", or just "mature" in the Perl community, and you're bored, and nothing good seems like it'll ever get done anymore, and the damn kids are messing everything up and nobody understands... photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/reedwade/2179082035/
GAFIAte from Perl for awhile, that's ok. Just don't forget to write, and don't forget to tell the new people you meet about the good stuff we have here photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/smoothfluid/2304203049
for you, if and when you're ready to come back and tell us about all the cool new things you've found. ! photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/laughingsquid/2070812969
one bad part about being the last talk is that i have the least amount of time to talk to people afterwards, before they leave -- but if you have any feedback for me, i'd love to hear it. safe travels home, everybody. *mic drop*
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