$mode, $options, &$opened_path) { return true; } function stream_read(int $count) { if ($this->finished) { return false; } $this->finished = true; return 'うるせーバーカ'; } function stream_eof() { return $this->finished; } function stream_stat() { return []; } } stream_wrapper_unregister('file'); stream_wrapper_register('file', 'Aori');