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class TidbitsController < ApplicationController # ~500 lines of code end

class TidbitsController < ApplicationController skip_before_filter :xyz, :only => [:share_by_email_or_sms] #
~500 lines of code end

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I18n::MissingInterpolationArgument

controller

controller share_by_email_or_sms

module share_by_email_or_sms

module share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients

share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email module

mailer share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email

mailer share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email tidbit_tip

template share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email tidbit_tip tidbit_tip.text.erb

i18n share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email tidbit_tip tidbit_tip.text.erb

i18n share_by_email_or_sms send_to_recipients send_to_email tidbit_tip tidbit_tip.text.erb I18n.translate

i18n missing interpolation argument in "%{tidbit_sender} has congratulated %{tidbit_about} in
%{publication}. %{tip_sender} wants you to take a look." ( { :tip_sender=>"Katrina", :tidbit_about=>"Eve Smith", :publication=>"The Village Rag" } given)

Error Message missing interpolation argument in "%{tidbit_sender} has congratulated %{tidbit_about}
in %{publication}. %{tip_sender} wants you to take a look." ( { :tip_sender=>"Katrina", :tidbit_about=>"Eve Smith", :publication=>"The Village Rag" } given)

missing interpolation argument in "%{tidbit_sender} has congratulated %{tidbit_about} in %{publication}.
%{tip_sender} wants you to take a look." ( { :tip_sender=>"Katrina", :tidbit_about=>"Eve Smith", :publication=>"The Village Rag" } given) Error Message

error message <%= t("emails.tip_mail.introduction") % { :tip_sender => @tip_sender, :tidbit_about
=> @tidbit.about, :publication => @tidbit.publication } %>

template <%= t("emails.tip_mail.introduction") % { :tip_sender => @tip_sender, :tidbit_about =>
@tidbit.about, :publication => @tidbit.publication } %>

<%= t("emails.tip_mail.introduction") % { :tip_sender => @tip_sender, :tidbit_about => @tidbit.about,
:publication => @tidbit.publication :tidbit_sender => @tidbit.from } %> template

HTTP/1.1 200 OK { "success": ["[email protected]"] }

HTTP/1.1 200 OK { "success": ["[email protected]"] } 1up

1 new message HTTP/1.1 200 OK { "success": ["[email protected]"] }

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class TidbitsController < ApplicationController # ~500 lines of code end

controller class TidbitsController < ApplicationController # ~500 lines of code
end

class TidbitsController < ApplicationController def share_by_email_or_sms # ... end end
controller

controller def share_by_email_or_sms # ... tinyurl = Tinyurl.shorten(tidbit.url) # ...
end

module Tinyurl # ~75 lines of code end controller

module Tinyurl # ~75 lines of code end module

# Base exception class module

# Base exception class class TinyurlException < Exception end module

# Exception class module

# Exception class class InvalidUrlException < TinyurlException end module

# Get a nice one from the API module

# Get a nice one from the API def self.lookup_tiny_url(url)
# 16 LOC end module

# If we sohuld ask the API... module

# If we sohuld ask the API... def self.should_lookup_tiny_url? #
7 LOC end module

def self.lookup_tiny_url(url) # ... uri = URI.parse(endpoint) Net::HTTP.start(uri.host, uri.port) do
|api| api.get("#{uri.path}?#{uri.query}") end # ... end def self.endpoint "http://is.gd/create.php" end module

def self.should_lookup_tiny_url? return false if cached? # ... end module

def self.should_lookup_tiny_url? return false if cached? case env when "production"
then return true when "staging" then return true else return false end false end module

module def self.should_lookup_tiny_url? return false if cached? case env when
"production" then return true when "staging" then return true else return false end false end

module def self.should_lookup_tiny_url? return false if cached? ["production", "staging"].include? env
end

@@lookup_tiny_urls = {} def self.shorten(url) @url = url # ...
end def self.cached? !!@@lookup_tiny_urls[@url] end module

!!@@lookup_tiny_urls[@url] module

module module Tinyurl # ~75 lines of code end

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xp class TidbitsController < ApplicationController def share_by_email_or_sms # ~50 LOC
end # ~450 LOC end 062

xp class TidbitsController < ApplicationController def share_by_email_or_sms # ~50 LOC
end # ~450 LOC end 062 controller

xp 062 def share_by_email_or_sms # ... unless invalid_name # ...
else # ... end end controller

xp 064 def share_by_email_or_sms # ... unless invalid_name # ...
else # ... end end controller

xp def share_by_email_or_sms # ... unless invalid_name # ... else
# ... end end 064 controller

xp 064 controller def share_by_email_or_sms # ... unless invalid_name #
... else # ... end end

xp 066 controller def share_by_email_or_sms # ... unless invalid_name #
... else # ... end end

xp 066 name = params[:name] if name && name.length >
40 invalid_name = true else # ... end controller

xp 070 name = params[:name] if name && name.length >
40 invalid_name = true else # ... end controller

xp NAME=$(ruby -e "40.times { print 'x' }") curl -XPOST
$URL \ --data "emails=$EMAILS&name=$NAME" 070

xp HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request { "error": "Invalid name." }
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xp if name && name.length > 40 invalid_name = true
end controller 134

xp if name && name.length > 40 # ... end
Gossip::Sharing.send_to_recipients(params) controller 134

xp controller if name && name.length > 40 # ...
end Gossip::Sharing.send_to_recipients(params) unless invalid_name # ... else halt 400, {error: "Invalid name."}.to_json end 134

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xp name = params[:name] if name && name.length > 40
invalid_name = true end controller 134

xp curl -XPOST $URL \ --data "emails=$EMAILS" 134

xp 134 HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request { "error": }

xp 134 HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request { "error": "They have
already been told." }

xp HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request { "error": "They have already
been told." } 142

xp module Sharing # ~75 lines of code end 142

xp module module Sharing # ~75 lines of code end
142

xp module module Sharing def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end end
142

xp # Sends a params[:message] to a set of #
params[:email_recipients] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module 142

xp 142 # Sends a params[:sms] to a set of
# params[:email_recipients] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module

# params[:email_recipients] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module

xp # Sends a params[:sms] to a set of #
params[:email_recipients] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end 144 module

# params[:email] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module

params[:email] and # params[:sms_recipients] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end 146 module

# params[:email] and # params[:numbers] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module

params[:email] and params[:numbers] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end 148 module

# params[:email] and params[:numbers] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module

xp # Sends params[:sms] to params[:numbers] # and a templated
email to params[:email] def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module 150

xp def self.send_to_recipients(params) # ... end module 150

xp module 150 if params[:message] params[:sms].strip! params[:sms].squeeze!(" ") end

xp 150 module if params[:message] params[:sms].strip! params[:sms].squeeze!(" ") end

xp 151 module if params[:message] params[:sms].strip! params[:sms].squeeze!(" ") end

xp 151 params[:name].strip! params[:name].squeeze!(" ") module

xp 153 params[:name].strip! params[:name].squeeze!(" ") module

xp 153 params[:name].strip! params[:name].squeeze!(" ") if params[:name].length > 41 return
false end module

xp 161 params[:name].strip! params[:name].squeeze!(" ") if params[:name].length > 41 return
false end module

xp recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten recipients.each do |r| # lots
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xp recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten module 289

xp recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten recipients.each do |r| end module
289

xp recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten recipients.each do |r| if r
=~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i elsif r =~ /^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ end end module 289

=~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i send_to_email(r, params) elsif r =~ /^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ end end module 289

=~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i send_to_email(r, params) elsif r =~ /^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ send_to_sms(r, params) end end module 289

xp if r =~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i send_to_email(r, params) elsif r =~
/^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ send_to_sms(r, params) end module 289

xp module # Send email def self.send_to_email(address, params) # ...
end 289

xp module def self.send_to_email(address, params) if tidbit.created_by.email Mailer.tidbit_tip(address, params).deliver end
true end 289

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Bob tells Charlie about it Bob provides Charlie’s email 289

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xp Story def self.send_to_email(address, params) if tidbit.created_by.email Mailer.tidbit_tip(address, params).deliver end
true end 289

xp Module def self.send_to_email(address, params) if tidbit.created_by.email Mailer.tidbit_tip(address, params).deliver end
true end 289

xp def self.send_to_email(address, params) if tidbit.created_by.email Mailer.tidbit_tip(address, params).deliver end true
end module 289

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end module 305

xp recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten recipients.each do |r| # lots
of stuff unless stuff? if r =~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i send_to_email(r, params) elsif r =~ /^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ send_to_sms(r, params) end # more stuff end end module 161

xp sent = [] recipients = [emails, phone_numbers].flatten recipients.each do
|r| # lots of stuff unless stuff? if r =~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i if send_to_email(r, params) sent << r end elsif r =~ /^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ if send_to_sms(r, params) sent << r end end # more stuff end end sent module 161

end module 305

xp if r =~ /^([^@\s,]+)@((?:[-a-z0-9]+\.)+[a-z]{2,})$/i send_to_email(r, params) elsif r =~
/^\s*\+?[0-9[:space:]]+\s*$/ send_to_sms(r, params) end module 305

xp # Send SMS def self.send_to_sms(number, params) # ... end
module 305

xp # Send SMS def self.send_to_sms(number, params) # TODO: Send
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