“Operations 101” • “Everything you want to know about Ops but were afraid to ask” • “Foreign Exchange for make benefit of glorious Nation of Operations” • “Care and Feeding of your Ops team” • “Ops is from Venus, Development is from Mars”
Native • DevOps-y kind of guy • Does Ruby (most of the time) • Does Python (other times) • Does Java (well, once like 2 days ago) • #monitoringsucks • Hate Driven Development
a “ping” page • Low-impact • Exercise the full stack (call DB, perform some safe action, Easy to Parse, Easy to Check) • Please don't expect folks to robot a login session
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Has great value • Makes everyone happy • Don't forget the non-functional requirements (The “ilities”) • Stop inventing Timestamp formats (ISO8601 is a thing) • Turn Kittens into PopTarts