"I've watched a million videos but I don't know where to start" • "It's been 10 years since I last started a new app" • "I want to make sure I get it right at the beginning” • “If possible, add one here that makes the audience laugh and warms them up; this is the first talk, after all. You know, it could be funny to just leave this here; you’ll really get a sense of the audience’s sense of humor if you just left this here and didn’t actually fill it out with a real item. Maybe it’s even funnier the longer you make it? Also add something about super Australian stuff like Bluey or death spiders or fairy bread”