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A Modest Proposal
Somewhat based on truly modest proposal I made to my now wife.
Max Rodriguez
September 10, 2026
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 5A 0:02 Jenna: ok I'm off to work. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 6A 0:03 Max: Oh! Right now?? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 7A 0:03 Let me assist you -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 8A 0:04 Can't let my baby fall down now... -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 9A 0:04 M: Ok ..ok .. that's it -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 10A 0:05 Stairs build character -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 11A 0:05 J: You think you want to carry all the baby gear up and down those stairs? -
Page: 12 / 55 MODESTPROPOSEL Boards: 55 | Shots: 55
| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 12A 0:06 Plus we have no parking close to us -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 13A 0:06 M: We always make it work! -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 14A 0:07 M: ah sorry , I don't have my wallet. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 15A 0:07 J: I mean, this neighbor isn't the best to raise a kid. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 16A 0:08 What if you're not here when I need you? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 17A 0:08 M: Why would I ever leave your side? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 21A 0:10 M: ummm. would... -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 22A 0:11 J : ANOTHER PARKING TICKET??? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 23A 0:11 I'm here way before the street sweepers and I STILL get a ticket??? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 24A 0:12 J: I will run over every parking meter maid in town... -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 25A 0:12 J : I am DONE -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 28A 0:14 M: Wait. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 29A 0:14 Maybe this will cheer you up -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 30A 0:15 M: Let's make this official -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 33A 0:16 M: Would you be my wife? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 34A 0:17 J: Wow.... -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 35A 0:17 J : I mean yes? of course? -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 36A 0:18 J : Thanks! It's nice -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 37A 0:18 M: Nice. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 38A 0:19 J Bye! -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 43A 0:21 M: Sigh.... -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 46A 0:23 J: Wait -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 47A 0:23 J: You managed to put it on the wrong hand -
Page: 48 / 55 MODESTPROPOSEL Boards: 55 | Shots: 55
| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 48A 0:24 But I still love it. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 49A 0:24 M: I promise to be better -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 51A 0:25 J : Ok , I gotta go for real this time. -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 52A 0:26 J Love ya! -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 53A 0:26 M : Love you too! -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 54A 0:27 Bum : Awww ain't it so sweet -
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| Duration: 0:29 | Aspect Ratio: 37 : 20 DRAFT: SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 55A 0:27 M: Yeah, we should move.