- Bugs: especially since I tunneled right past the admission charge. Alt - Especially since I tunneled right past the admission booth. PEST COASTER Page 48/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 85/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 86/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 87/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 88/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 89/553
- SAM (to self): no place for any filthy, furry, flea ridden creatures on my coaster... Alt: There is no room for filthy, furry, flea-ridden rabbits on MY coaster! ...Now that's more like it. PEST COASTER Page 90/553
- Bugs: ehh, who's making these needlessly discriminatory rules, doc? Alt: Ehh, who's making these needlessly indiscriminatory rules, doc? PEST COASTER Page 109/553
- SAM: So take your no good, rabbit keister elsewhere! Alt: I am! So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory! PEST COASTER Page 111/553
- SAM: So take your no good, rabbit keister elsewhere! Alt: I am! So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory! PEST COASTER Page 112/553
- SAM: So take your no good, rabbit keister elsewhere! Alt: I am! So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory! PEST COASTER Page 113/553
- SAM: So take your no good, rabbit keister elsewhere! Alt: I am! So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory! PEST COASTER Page 114/553
- SAM: So take your no good, rabbit keister elsewhere! Alt: I am! So take your no good rabbit carcass back to the stink factory! PEST COASTER Page 115/553
- Sam: Strap in ladies and gents for the murderinest ride of yer misery filled life! Alt: Strap in ladies and jerks for the murderinest ride of yer misery filled lives! PEST COASTER Page 124/553
- Sam: Hold on tight and prepare for the murderinest ride of yer pretty lil life. Alt: Now, hold tight there, darlin?! This ride can get pretty gnarly! PEST COASTER Page 143/553
- Sam: Hold on tight and prepare for the murderinest ride of yer pretty lil life. Alt: Now, hold tight there, darlin?! This ride can get pretty gnarly! PEST COASTER Page 144/553
- Sam (to self): "Handsome"? Yeah, I guess I am pretty darn handsome.. Alt : (to self) Boy, oh boy! That is my type of woman! All fuzzy and buck-toothed- Huh?!?! PEST COASTER Page 152/553
- Sam (to self): "Handsome"? Yeah, I guess I am pretty darn handsome.. Alt : (to self) Boy, oh boy! That is my type of woman! All fuzzy and buck-toothed- Huh?!?! PEST COASTER Page 153/553
- Sam: aww! Deng nebbit!! Alt: Get your cotton pickin? coaster off my roller keister! I mean, get your cotton pickin? keister off my roller coaster! Dang nabbit! You got me all flummoxed! PEST COASTER Page 171/553
- Sam: aww! Deng nebbit!! Alt: Get your cotton pickin? coaster off my roller keister! I mean, get your cotton pickin? keister off my roller coaster! Dang nabbit! You got me all flummoxed! PEST COASTER Page 172/553
- Sam: aww! Deng nebbit!! Alt: Get your cotton pickin? coaster off my roller keister! I mean, get your cotton pickin? keister off my roller coaster! Dang nabbit! You got me all flummoxed! PEST COASTER Page 173/553
- Sam: aww! Deng nebbit!! Alt: Get your cotton pickin? coaster off my roller keister! I mean, get your cotton pickin? keister off my roller coaster! Dang nabbit! You got me all flummoxed! PEST COASTER Page 174/553
- Sam: aww! Deng nebbit!! Alt: Get your cotton pickin? coaster off my roller keister! I mean, get your cotton pickin? keister off my roller coaster! Dang nabbit! You got me all flummoxed! PEST COASTER Page 175/553
- Sam: I'll even prove it to ya! Alt : I would never hurt an innocent little baby! Why, I love babies! And look! Here comes one now! PEST COASTER Page 508/553