Assuring code quality with GrumPHP - PHPBNL16

Sick and tired of defending code quality over and over again? GrumPHP will do it for you! This composer plugin will register some git hooks in your package repository. When somebody commits changes, GrumPHP will run some tests on the committed code. If the tests fail, you won't be able to commit your changes. This handy tool will not only improve your codebase, it will also teach your co-workers to write better code following the best practices you've determined as a team.

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1. Hello  all!
2. I  am  a  regular  programmer…
3. …  who  hates  BAD  CODE!
4. You  want  to  see  me  angry?
5. I  don’t  think  you  are  going  to  like  me, WHEN  I  AM  ANGRY!
6. UNDER  THE  CAP
7. UNDER  THE  BEARD PHP-­‐CS PHP-­‐CS-­‐Fixer Blacklist Commit-­‐Message Matcher
8. JAMS  WITH  COMPOSER
9. WEARS  LINTERS
10. STANDS  FOR  SECURITY
11. MEETS  FRONT-­‐END
12. CONTINIOUS  INTEGRATION
14. I  will  look  for  you,  I  will  find  you,   AND  I  WILL  KILL  YOU!
15. STATS
16. STATS
17. SPECIAL  THANKS
18. TO  CONTRIBUTE! WE  WANT  YOU
20. Put  it  where  you  can’t  see  it! PHP-­‐MD PHP-­‐CPD PHP-­‐DCD TWIG HumBug
21. But  do  you  know  what  would  be  even  COOLER?
22. That  would  be  AWESOME  !!!
23. ASK QUESTIONS  YOU  SHOULD!
24. LET THE SOURCE  BE  WITH  YOU!